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Tyler

@tdeuce92.bsky.social
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Condiment Lover | Goofball | Minnesotan

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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I crave a long, tight hug. One that feels like it’ll never end - in a good way!
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cheeeeese
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The more ads I see of Angie Craig’s the less I like her. AND that she’s behind the PAC that has a lot of spend attacking Flanagan makes me like her even less.
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My very cold take is that our country would be far better off if we’d been led by women the last ten years.
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The bus is completely full and smells like shit. My hell!
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I kind of miss the Twitter group chat days
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Ken Vogel @kenvogel.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
NEW: The tobacco company Reynolds American donated $5M to the Trump-backed super PAC MAGA Inc. on 4/30/2026. 8 days later, the Trump administration rolled out a new policy that could be very lucrative for Reynolds by allowing it to begin selling flavored vapes.
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A $5 Million Donation From Big Tobacco Preceded F.D.A. Vape Decision
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
My midlife crisis is converging very nicely with my identity crisis
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I wish I could back to the time where I was gleefully dumb and, much like the current president it’d seem, I had no idea what the Strait of Hormuz was. I miss those days!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/04/2026
The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
‪How do I opt out from paying federal taxes if 100% of my taxes are going to a stupid war designed to distract from allegations our president raped kids? ‬
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
cliff notes for reading the room
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
From this and summer-like weather to snow. 😭
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Has there been a president who is this destructive? To our health. Our economy. Our safety. Our alliances. Our trust - in government, media and each other. Trump is completely incompetent and dangerous. The only thing he’s good at is enriching himself and others. Fuck this guy!
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It’s so tiring having Trump as POTUS. He’s just so GD dumb and incompetent but also corrupt … he’s been terrorizing us for well over 15 years. I wish he would just go away.
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Not ready to come home from Kauai
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Way to go, Rosemount HS Hockey!
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
My son plays in his first high school sections game tonight. An incredible sophomore year for him, and I’m so happy for him in how his hard work pay off. I’m not sure who’s more nervous - him or me - but I have no don’t he’ll work hard. They have a tough game ahead no doubt.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 12/02/2026
The only thing with more spin than Hegseth’s talking points is his barstool.
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
2016 trended
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Earlier yesterday morning I was thinking how everything just feels pointless. Like how weird is it to go to work and start cranking away on a deck or spreadsheet. And that was BEFORE ICE executed someone on the streets. And I have people in my feed celebrating that. Fucking awful!
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Another trip around the sun. Here’s to 44!
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I’m staying on the other site for the day it happens … that and the day that follows will be it for me and then I’m shutting down.
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
For me, the wrong parent passed all those years ago. I miss my mom; she was a sweet soul who deserved better! The other lingers in our life reminding us he does what he wants and it doesn’t matter if it hurts others, manipulating situations and displaying narcissistic traits that are seen in Trump.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 12/12/2025
2025-2029: A four-year reality show with nuclear codes.
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Search: scholarships for middle-class white kids with great grades, community service, etc. who’s parents make too much to get aid but don’t make enough to pay $40k/yr out of pocket …
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
And just like that … #SpotifyWrapped #ZachBryan
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
To you I’m just a man, to me you’re all I am …
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy spooky season
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/10/2025
RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or…
RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Generally an optimist but just want to vent about so much. I know how fortunate I am but at times it’s hard to see that.
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
This is so fucked! We’re so fucked!
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I have way too many friends and know way too many talented people who are out of work right now. This feels very much like 2005 but worse and it’s scary and sad. Genuinely good people who do good work who have been looking for months. Ugh!
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🔥The Quirky Pastor🔥 @quirkypastor.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Too busy making videos about dropping plane loads of shit on American citizens
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I still haven’t recovered from this … this week has been a tough one with the post-concert letdown vibes.
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I’m a simple man, I don’t need much, just some simple songs and some human touch. I’m tired now, so I’m bringing my ass home.
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Consider this lib ‘owned,’ but I absolutely fear the future we’re creating for our children and grandchildren. Nice job, Trump voters. You got us/me!
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Just an absolutely epic night last night in Ann Arbor
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
About to hang out with some old buddies for the weekend. At what age are ‘your mom jokes’ no longer appropriate? Asking for a friend.
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
My grandma introduced me to a nursing aide last night as her ‘savior,’ so I guess that’s a win. 🤣❤️
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I was referred to as “ideal for some reason” in an extremely condescending way by an aunt tonight. She was comparing her relationship with her parents to my relationship with her parents (my grandparents). Family has failed me again. She can fuck off!
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I hit up the AARP booth
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
The state fair is a grower 🤝
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Soloing this weekend and already bored. Beer and Below Deck I guess 🤷‍♂️
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
my sister accused me of stealing clothes and i nearly shit her pants
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
A great day on the course yesterday. A little sore and sunburnt today but so worth it!
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Tyler @tdeuce92.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
What a night! Lumineers were amazing.
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