Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Permanent Daylight Savings Time is for losers. The US should DSTMaxx by jumping ahead three hours — maybe more. Let’s show those globalamers what True American Innovation looks like. 110
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 26/06/2026No idea, but from now on I’m 💯 thinking Kojève when I think of Mamdani 010
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 17/06/2026💯 — I’ve tried some of its competitors and they all kinda suck. But if there’s a way to adapt this software (see my follow-ups) to generate playlists on less vile platforms, I’m all for it. Also: 💋 ✊🏼 🌈 110
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 17/06/2026[3/x] And here’s the vibe-coded Python contraption. I’d like to see it evolve into a one-stop shop where you type someone’s name in and it spits out a credible chronodiscography. If you’d like that too and have the skillz, it’s on Github too. 👍🏼 github.com/tbfld/playli...github.comGitHub - tbfld/playlist-genContribute to tbfld/playlist-gen development by creating an account on GitHub. 000
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 17/06/2026[2/x] Made with a vibe-coded Python contraption for converting a JSON listing of every track into a Spotify playlist. It’s on Github, so you can do whatever you like with it — improve it, extract it, build on it. github.com/tbfld/abdull...github.comGitHub - tbfld/abdullah-ibrahim-chronological-discographyContribute to tbfld/abdullah-ibrahim-chronological-discography development by creating an account on GitHub. 110
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 17/06/2026[1/x] I cobbled together a chronodiscography of pretty much everything Abdullah Ibrahim ever recorded, or at least as close to that as you can get on Spotify. open.spotify.com/playlist/092...open.spotify.comAbdullah Ibrahim, chronodiscographyPlaylist · otherorsomeone · 315 items 120
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 01/06/20261971 anti-war spot by Clergy & Laymen Concerned, excerpted from Help Unsell the War — 13 TV Spots on the Internet Archive ( archive.org/details/moti... ) 044
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Trump doesn’t behave erratically to distract *us* — we don’t even exist. In his mind there’s only one person, which is why he’s the audience of one. He’s desperately trying to distract *himself*. 020
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Let it be known from this moment on as the ARC DE TRIOMPHALOS 030
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 21/05/2026That’s presumably why the DNC released a draft document rather than the final version. To be fair, though, there are only a few mentions of *any* foreign country or region: IIRC no Europe, Canada, Mexico, or China. The only two mentions of Russia both involve hackers attacking Democratic resources. 000
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 14/05/2026It is! Won’t fly, tho. In voir dire for a med malpractice case, I said “OT1H I hate our culture of litigation lotto, OT0H it’s pretty much the only way normal people can stick it to the man.” The lawyers for both sides were like GET HIM OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOW 😹 100
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 12/05/2026The email contact on their website is mlogan[at]midaic[dot]com. Across the street, at 864 S. Mississippi / State Hwy 3 is another business, Logan & Sons Co, Lawn and Rental Services. Its principal address is also at the DQ. cc @atrupar.com, @juddlegum.bsky.social 000
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 12/05/2026The subcontractor that’s actually painting the Reflecting Pool, Mid-America Industrial Coatings, uses a Dairy Queen as its business address. cc @atrupar.com, @juddlegum.bsky.social 120
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Someone brought ole Dick down from the attic and plugged him — and he still worked! If that ain’t Made in the USA quality, I don’t know what is. 000
Reposted by Ted ByfieldKirkdale Bookshop @kirkdalebooks.bsky.social · 27/04/2026A young chap has just been in asking about William Gaddis and Robert Musil. a) Nature is healing b) it was like meeting 1990s me 5565
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 22/04/2026There isn’t an emoji for that, but it’s a great idea — you should propose it! www.unicode.org/emoji/propos...unicode.orgGuidelines for Submitting Unicode® Emoji Proposals 000
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Clever! For 1940s racial humor, that is, which is when Carlin was talking about. 🙄 100
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 17/04/2026If only there was a way to get companies to think and act in more diverse, equitable, and inclusive ways 081
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 17/04/2026In SF the billboards are all for AI, everywhere else they’re for personal injury lawyers. It’s as if…🤔…nah, that couldn’t be. 020
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Definitely. We’ll eventually learn the contractors are 💯 pwned. My bet: convincing him to demolish the East Wing was a jackass-level gambit by some foreign intel outfit: [bong bubbling] “OMG Vlad, if you make fun of his teeny little event tent maybe he’ll dig up the entire EOC!!!” 💨 🤪 010
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I don’t think you missed it, I think you raised skipping it to a high art. Regrets? We all have a few. 😹 But new windows are opening and some will come to you. If you keep at it — for purely pragmatic reasons, not as a proxy for mainstream acceptance — I firmly believe you’ll get one. 020
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Other suggestions: Arc de Fête Morbide, Arc de Douche, Arc de Drump, Arc D’isgrace, Arc d'Imbécile, the Lost Arc, Arc That Bends Away From Justice, Arch Villain 010
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Most ppl I know who’ve gotten one and *deserved* it applied many times — a ~dozen isn’t uncommon. FWIW, obv. My sense is “career stage” (those are def scare quotes) is pivotal. Your persona is protean and work mercurial — one of many reasons we love you. If you keep at it you’ll get one, imo. 110
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Let’s decide right now whether to call this the Arc de Défaite, the Arc de Débâcle, or the Arc de Déroute. If we work together, we can make that the name *everyone* uses. 100
Reposted by Ted ByfieldChica Marx @mckenziewark.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Dems are devoted to the long term abolition of their own base. 0102
Reposted by Ted ByfieldSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Americans, this is going to sound like a meme, but please get the Dems to explicitly announce that Alberta will not get any deal from the US should they seperate and/or be annexed 271298232
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I just made this for @jfisher.bsky.social, but I don’t understand how it hasn't been made a thousand times before 011
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I’m sure there are in the rank and file. For me, the question is more forward-looking: When the Dems take over (as they will sooner or later), what will they do about this? That shouldn’t wait on the whims of the candidate, it should be a PARTY platform the candidate commits to implementing. 010
Reposted by Ted ByfieldJulie Phillips @julie-phillips.com · 27/03/2026@tbfld.bsky.social look who's becoming an umarell 031
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 27/03/2026On a certain level, it’s kinda funny that Trump *tried to start a world war* — by demanding that all our allies jump in — and failed. Kinda. 010
Reposted by Ted ByfieldRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/03/2026i can't believe a representative of the Vatican openly pondering whether someone should be burnt at the stake in 2026 and my answer is, "Yes absolutely, do it slow." legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2026/03/1... 38189342319
Reposted by Ted ByfieldEditing the Blue-Gray Lady @nytdiff.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Change in Abstract 16741187
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Nice precedent for making Musk pay all the salaries / bonuses / bennies needed to make everyone whole who was fired by his DOGE shocktwerps. 020
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I won’t justify cluster bombs *ever*, but note well: the Convention on Cluster Munitions (CCM) was adopted in large part because Israel had used them a few years earlier in Lebanon — and Israel refused to sign it. Israel’s case would be much stronger now if it had made different choices then. 001
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Someone used the phrase “thinking the unthinkable” around him. Translation: Trump and his advisers are starting to debate nuking Iran as an exit strategy. My guess: it’ll take the form of a “surrender or we’ll nuke you” ultimatum. 110
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I really like this. It reminds me of the one and only thing I’ll ever quote from Woody Allen — but, then again, everything reminds me of it. 020
Ted Byfield @tbfld.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I think we agree (fwiw) that the US *and only the US* is responsible for its own actions — so efforts to blame anyone else are wrong on many levels. But describing this as a myth and ‘predicting’ it doesn’t make it false. Trump is deceived by *everyone* around him, and that includes Netanyahu. 050