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The Big Bad Wolf

@tbbw1.bsky.social
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Werewolf, Writer, Gourmand, Guy I've run a Seattle-based furry food group for over nine years now. @TiesAndTails.bsky.social Art: www.furaffinity.net/user/tbbw1

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 1h
2017 Me: "I stopped talking with former Friend X in part because they were accused of rape. Either I believe all women or I'm a hypocrite." Friend Y: "Come on, I've been accused of rape so many times by girls at Ren Faire." Me: <Stops talking with former Friend Y, too.> #MeToo
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 6h
I've done enough of these that I tell them to put me at the end of the day because I've been known to scare patients in the waiting room from screaming. Most times I take off my leather belt and bite down on it when they're doing the test. Muffles the screams.
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 6h
Hi The, I'm dad.
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 14h
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Winking Raccoon Character
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 18h
* NOT furry pilots. Different sort of monsters.
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 19h
Thirty days. Any artist who takes more than 30 days to turn around on a standard commission is taking on too much work and running a floating slush fund/Ponzi scam. This is why I won't hire people who don't have workflow calendars.
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 22h
Yes, I keep memes on my phone in case of calculus emergencies. What, you don't?
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 22h
The cow in question. 👇 "Un dia, vi una vaca vestida de uniforme."
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 22h
There are an infinite number of rectangles under this roof. Ask your boyfriend how I know this. 😋🐺 (Don't ask him, I think he still has PTSD.)
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Wolf Pheonix Wright Thinking About Calculus
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"No" is the most powerful word. Don't be afraid to say and mean No.
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The fireworks. 🤣
I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards.
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You know, I spent every Saturday morning as a kid watching BBC on TV. ... I guess it's no surprise I ended up so gay.
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I thought about @steelshep.bsky.social the whole time I was laughing at being blocked. 😘🐺
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I literally bought a table that expands to 12 player length specifically so I could lay out games like Civilization and Circus Imperium. 😅 I don't have a problem!
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Someone blocked me for joking about the Donner Family Cookbook. (In a discussion about eating shoe leather.) "They boiled their leather shoes and the leather plugging the holes in the roof. I don't recommend you read the second half of the book." I'm sorry, is history a little too real for you?
Lisa Simpson standing in front of Donner's Party Supplies (Winter Madness Sale!).
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I suppose it depends on where you're located and the communities you see. Here in the cities on the west coast of the US, among the LGBTQ+ community, it's incredibly common. I and many of my friends have no contact with one or more family members out of a need for safety from abusive situations.
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I came here to scream both these facts. Thank you.
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I get this, constantly. I feel you.
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I remember when... 😘🐺
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Murderer!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Phrase of the Day is: Roman À Clef
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Simpsons Stonecutters: We Do!
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@qu33n-of-lies.bsky.social
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You know who you are. You know what you said.
Bobby Hill holding up a sign that reads, "You're drinking dirty plant water!"

And the teacher after crumpling up the sign, "If those kids could read they'd be very upset."
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean, your metaphor is flying awful close to the sun there. 🤣🐺 (Says the wolfman who tutors math and science.)
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have a friend who calls all of it "dirty plant water." He's not wrong, but he shouldn't say it.
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@oglaf.bsky.social would be proud. 🤣🐺
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fact.
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Col. Get of Fenris: Hey there is only one admitted monster here and that is not me it's her. Tremere: I've admitted nothing! GoF: How many people have you eaten? T: They count as "people?" GoF: Yes. T: Five. GoF: Five? T: 5,000. People should be like Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop.
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Mrs. White's Kleenex Husband Quote from Clue
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Plagues are still commonplace; only the wealthy can survive. Monsters still feed on the populace. And now 𝘺𝘰𝘶 are the ones who abuse your powers while withholding wonders from the Masses. You have become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Now they live longer, only to be enslaved by Mammonists. They are fettered by your Luciferian hubris and need for compliant Sheep to bolster your crumbling edifice of science.
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This thread has taught me that I need to get my own Sickos sticker. I'm falling behind.
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Cousin Eddie's Iconic Bingo Moment
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reality Deviant. The Technocracy is a faction in the World of Darkness games. They dislike monsters and mayhem that doesn't conform to the scientific paradigm. Werewolves are right out. Along with vampires, ghosts, faeries, and mystical spellcasters.
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh no. I'm on the Technocracy's radar.
A satellite view of North and South America on a radar with TBBW's icon on it.
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean, I spent two decades of my life playing EQ, WoW, CoH/V, FFXIV, etc. So I'm down with "number go up." I just wasn't sure if Dragonwilds was fun.
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've been told that it grinds just like RS, but in a mmo/survival setting. I watched someone play Enshrouded last night and kept waiting for the fun to start.
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Friends are trying to get me into RS: Dragonwilds. Thotz?
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Scared Fry in Futurama
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
St. Cynthia "Plaster Caster" George. (Rest in peace, Cynthia.)
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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David Bowie in Labyrinth: I Move The Stars
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
/me hides his big fuzzy brows. "Yeah! Greasepaint!"
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HouseTremere @housetremere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think I found @tbbw1.bsky.social's sock puppet acct:
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: Innocent Irish Lambs
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is what winning looks like, @albinofromabout.bsky.social. 🤣🐺
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Were...lox? Where do I subscribe to your newsletter, good sir?
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Delicious Smoked Salmon & Cream Cheese Bagel
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👀
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you have an Oculus? Because that's how you get genAI in your VR. 😅 (Also, ew.)
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