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Michael Tazzson 🧟

@tazz.bsky.social
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Farm-to-table thoughts from the world's strongest Tazz. 📍Cleveland, OH

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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 1h
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 8h
the single rarest skill on social media
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 10h
The moon is 2180p tonight
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 10h
Me and my cousin are on this cute date night. First, we smoked and walked the dogs. Now we’re eating crab cake and playing 90s RnB. It’s feels less gay cuz she’s a girl, but this still feels pretty gay lol
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 11h
😂😂 this is hilarious but it really do be like that sometimes lol
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Dragon Ball Posts @dbposts.bsky.social · 11h
Goku and Future Trunks vs Cell in the cover of Weekly Shōnen Jump Cover (1995)
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 11h
I’m trying to live forever lol
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 13h
I like to say “take your time” when my friends stumble over basic words. Because it’s funny af
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Jodi Pickens 🏳️‍🌈🖖✨ @jodipickens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A surprisingly powerful sentence is "Take your time." To the cashier. The new employee. The person searching for the right words. The friend telling a difficult story. Not rushing someone is a form of kindness we don't talk about enough. 🧡
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Billy the Nig 🇯🇲 @hiphopstorian.bsky.social · 19h
Besides the bullshit, life's great
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NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact.bsky.social · 14h
Not everything has to be for profit. Some things are just good for society.
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Stars and Stripes @starsandstripes.bsky.social · 14h
Max D. Lederer Jr., the former publisher of Stars and Stripes who was fired by the Pentagon, was named as news executive of the year by the magazine Editor & Publisher. E&P said it awarded its highest annual honor in recognition of his long career and his defense of independent journalism.
stripes.com
Former Stars and Stripes publisher named news executive of the year
Editor & Publisher said it awarded Lederer its highest annual honor in recognition of his long career and his defense of independent journalism.
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Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov · 14h
Gas is nearly $4.50 a gallon, so what’s Trump’s answer? Let automakers build less efficient cars—meaning your family has to make more trips to the pump and pay even more to get to work.  Everything he does is at your expense.
washingtonpost.com
Trump says new fuel economy rules will cut car prices. Analysts are doubtful.
In rolling back fuel efficiency standards, the administration said the average new vehicle price in 2031 should be reduced by $1,300.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 17h
Everything reminds me of her
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 19h
The site's question-and-answer function confirms that President Donald Trump's name is in the Epstein files and that Democrat Joe Biden beat him in the 2020 election. It says federal officials did not find widespread fraud in that election, as Trump says constantly. to.pbs.org/4yZmkO8
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WATCH: Trump launches AI-powered government website America.gov
The president said the site is “glamorizing” the federal bureaucracy — but it doesn’t agree with him on many key issues.
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Project Salt Box @projectsaltbox.com · 20h
UPDATE: ICE says it bought four robot dogs for $1.3 million in part for cross-border tunnel operations. It also says the robots will help tactical teams, listen for movement inside buildings, and look on top of closets and bunk beds.
projectsaltbox.com
ICE buys $1.3 million in robot dogs from Connecticut company
The agency bought the robots without seeking competing bids, and chose a version built to detect chemical, biological, radiological and nuclear hazards.
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Anza-Borrego Desert Research Center @anzaborrego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A thunderstorm developed over the Salton Sea just about an hour ago. Cloud-based lightning can be seen as it got darker (Video: Sicco Rood).
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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 29/09/2026
Society’s pursuit of faster experiences has made avoiding other people far too easy—and a new book details what this costs us, @julieebeck.bsky.social writes.
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Convenience Is Lonely
Far too many innovations keep us from other people.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When they get back in power, Democrats need to go all-in on higher education. We need a campaign of reinvestment in public universities across the country that makes the Morrill Land-Grant Act look like nothing by comparison *and* a GI Bill of Rights-style program of tuition grants.
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Grits for Breakfast @gritsforbreakfast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Headline is purely aspirational techbro nonsense, poverty still has a big leg up in the standings
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
apnews.com/video/tasia-...
apnews.com
Tasia Fortune's hanging in US was 'staged,' Jackson police chief says
After a court hearing for the third man charged in the death of Tasia Fortune, Jackson Police Chief RaShall Brackney addressed a medical examiner's report which said Fortune's hanging was staged.
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So it begins
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Lake Erie! Live! @lake-erie.live · 29/09/2026
Current* conditions near Painesville, OH:
NW view from Painesville Township Park overlooking the shoreline of Lake Erie. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-29 02:24:03 EDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: lakemetroparks.com // Current Temp in Painesville: 55 F | 13 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: N at 0 mph | 0 kph // Humidity: 80%
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
nbcnews.com
Midterms 2026: Congress Polls and More
Get the latest 2026 midterm election polling numbers ahead of November. Track the road to a Congress majority, battleground polls and which states could flip
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That Jalen Hurts earring is incredible
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Come on Saquan, I just need 44 more points
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This car looks crazy
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I read The Hobbit. Banger. I read the first two parts of LOTR. Trash. But I just found out that LOTR was an unplanned sequel and it makes more sense. Bro put all his great ideas into The Hobbit then had to expand something that wasn't about to be expanded
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let's say AI did take everyone's jobs. At what point do things get more fun or cheaper? Do the tech pros suddenly have a plan to share the wealth or expand the welfare state?
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm on reddit reading about Thomas Jefferson's money problems. They said his eldest daughter lived with him as an adult because her husband was "by some accounts a wife beater and by all accounts an alcoholic." I love a nice little turn of phrase
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'll pull up at your college ending hoop dreams What I'm tripping on? Balenciaga shoe strings How the fuck I even know you went to school here? www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYSF...
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Drakeo The Ruler - "Betchua Freestyle" Shot By @IMGFilms [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Drakeo the Ruler
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google is so ass. I tried searching for a map of this midterm’s battleground states and nothing worth looking at pops up. I had to go to fucking Claude just to see NBC as an option
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Read Settlers da Silva @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
its not simply about boycotting meta. one company has made their products indispensable for communication in the modern world. they blocked lulas electoral ads the week before the election. theyre trying to sway public opinion against the victim of a gangrape. states need to intervene.
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 2pm Oval Office announcement
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whenever I take magnesium my tongue starts feeling different. Not bad or anything, just different
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La Girafe @lashawndab.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Already looking like a dude from West Philly
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"As" is one of the most beautiful songs ever written & recorded #ThankYouStevie #SongsInTheKeyOfLife50 🗣Just as hate knows love's the cure, you can rest your mind assure, that I'll be loving you always......
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
context. sentiment. inferences. People seriously cannot do these things anymore. That’s why they angrily demand you spell out every joke, every reference, super duper promise you mean something only this one prescribed way. They cannot do it for themselves or tolerate the any ambiguity.
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Rize / Raphael Phaasiq @rize4eva.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Just be kind. Be nice as well if you can, i really don't care if it's performative if you don't have a negative agenda behind it. It's better for society, muthafucka
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Notable that these moves involve usurpations of Congress's constitutional prerogatives. Could be good reasons that this sort of presidential unilateralism is illegal. www.wsj.com/economy/trum...
wsj.com
The Moves That Backfired on Trump and Drove Interest Rates and Inflation Higher
The president’s own agenda has helped undermine promises to fix the economy and get the deficit under control.
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want to be a hot man. I don't to be pretty. I don't want to look like boyfriend material. I want to look like a whore that you don’t need to take seriously. How do I perfect that look lol
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been getting called pretty a lot recently and idk how to take it lol it's clearly a compliment, but as a man idk if I want to be pretty
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I be thinking I’m handsome then girls stop my friends while they’re walking down the street
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The whole city going up right now it don’t look nothing like this
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m really unc but they don’t try to hear me
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“I thought you said they was broke, you ain’t say they was pretty” I really gotta work on my brand lol. Being a pretty dude ain’t the wave
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Michael Tazzson 🧟 @tazz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ran into my nigga Fred
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Ms. Good Vibess✨ @goldenthanggg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes the best response is no response
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