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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 15h
(also— you replicated a monster bc that is *precisely* your brand of chaos)
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 15h
your/my…. kinda tore ngl
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is so important to me.
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nothing but respect for MY Digger
Publicity photo of William H. Macy as The  Shoveler, a superhero from 1999 film
Mystery Men who actually doesn't have any superpowers, but he is very handy with a shovel. He is a clean shaven, middle-age white man wearing a yellow hard hat with a miner's lamp on it, a black protective vest with red trimming, a brown leather jacket, and thick black protective gloves. 
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jourdain searles @judysquirrels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had a panic attack writing this and setting it up because I have a million things on my plate, and it never stops. I really really need money to move and sign a new lease. www.gofundme.com/f/a-fresh-st...
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I desperately need money to move and sign a lease on a new apartment. My … Jourdain Searles needs your support for A Fresh Start: Help Jourdain Move
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and mine ain’t in the directory either🤭🤭🤭 i didn’t even plan that part but i shant be arsed to fix it 🥰🥰🥰
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tradition
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
m.youtube.com
Whitney Houston / Sometimes. Always? Not always, no. Sometimes, that means some times
YouTube video by Paul 4.0
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they both work there? conflict of interest much?
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NEED.
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Mr. Rational @sagedunning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Excellent assemblage of British people on GBBO this season. Second generation overachievers, gym bros, quirky kooks, moms, flaming gay men (serious and unserious varieties), ambitious young women, chill old man who is somehow more British than every chill old man that has come before him,
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David Brody @dbrody.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kids get constitutional rights tied to their grade level. 1st grade: free speech 2nd grade: guns And so on.
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i was so blitz my cheeks were telling every bit of business ain’t had no bidness having 😭😭😭
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we were holding court and carrying AWWNNNN 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you saw how little time i took catching up 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
getting to join your world for even a few hours was one of the best nights of my life. this was literally thee best fun 😭😭🥹🥹
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
every new orleanian yelling out the question to the first #jeopardy clue tonight ☝🏽🙂‍↕️
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
discovering that your counterpart in a sister dept is actually cool as hell and sees things in much the same way that you do (shade included) >>>>>>>
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They also made him sleep on the floor of a holding cell. With the bullet in his back. And no pain medication. They also failed to provide medical care after they shot him. People need to go to prison for this.
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this is sending me so fiercely 😭😭
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
thots on barqs?
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
wrassle me arouunndd? … thow me on the floor???
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
latter day retha covers are truly in a league all their own 😭😭😭
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
gone head and send me the costco registry link when it’s time then chile
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh! is that so?!
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
a good friday fish fry at the black catholic parish 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
lil gal, you still a coward!! 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
now why would sandy sayyyyyy that!?! lmaoooooo
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ykw.. tea
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the one that aired today?
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i’m sundowning trying to make it through this boring ass episode
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
wooooorrkkkkk!!!!
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
changemaker!! put that on your resume, diva!!! ☝🏽🙂‍↔️
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
😭😭😭 listen, no janet but the brother did have #control! let’s celebrate that!!!
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it’s the fact the note is still on pitch and well placed even after allat 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“darlin’ look both ways before you cross me” might just be the most dastardly lyric we’ve ever made a 12 yr old sing 😩😩 joe jackson was SICK for that (an undeniable bop though, ‘the love you save’ 🤧🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️)
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the way i just QUICKENED at this here work desk. a HEAVY hand clap of praise broke forth!! hooo— glory
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lololol i love this for you!!!! 🤭🤭🤭
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
lololol is this for the b*lgian?
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
vangies next snatch game character
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
your mothers child
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
have we tested “no limp d’s” out yet? i feel like there’s potential there
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
honestly? so what if to them you are just a burden? haven’t you earned that right? i say yes. and then some.
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
they got a whole lotta one in particular with a HEAVY mantle
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
jesk.
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i take it back. he is doing an *excellent* will smith. #lanterns
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the eatery fit to commence…
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
c’angelo morris
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