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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦

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KITH secret weapon. Webmistress of kidsinthehall.ca. Comedy adjacent. First Tavie on the Internet. BLM. she/her

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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12h
There’s a lady on Threads who eats massive amounts of cornstarch and I don’t know her but I am worried about her.
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I got a FEVER and the only PRESCRIPTION is MORE PEOPLE ARE THE ENEMY!!!
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I used double the indicated amount of peas!
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s that time of the year when I make walnut bread
Two round loaves of walnut bread on a parchment covered pan
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And we’ll all have chicken and dumplings ‘cause I feel like it
A bowl of homemade chicken and dumplings
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Désespérer @decervelage.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
There’s a really funny scene in an episode of NEWS RADIO where Dave Foley and his girlfriend / business associate (Maura Tierney) attend a Halloween party. He wears one of her dresses and she becomes upset with how hot he is in it.
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And a @jasonklamm.com book!
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My gorgeous @julieklausner.bsky.social prints are framed and hung in the bedroom. (You call it clutter, I call it Maximalist!) Get your own at julieklausner.fun!
3 framed colorful prints hung next to an overflowing bookshelf: Julie Klausner with Cookie Puss; Miss Piggy and Joan Rivers from the iconic scene in The Muppets Take  Manhattan; and X the Owl from Mr Rogers.
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I dragged Sean to the cemetery because it’s so beautiful out
A gnarled, reddish-leaved tree in the sun under a blue skyTavie and Sean sitting on stone steps on a cemetery road
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🤣
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What animal is this supposed to be?
An animal cracker with four legs and a high fat tail and no ears and a small head
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
👯‍♀️
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
💚💚💚
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
With ladle!
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I knoooooow right????
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Soup of the evening, beautiful soup
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Apparently my parents had this turtle soup tureen hiding in the cupboard above the fridge THIS WHOLE TIME and I never knew about it until Etelka unearthed it. It has a matching ladle inside! I had to take it!
A ceramic green tureen shaped like a turtle
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hahahahahahaha
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m sorry. It sucks. I hope your new living place turns out even better.
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I read that most banks won’t take coins
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Someone else suggested that and I love that idea
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Made lifelong friends there and was young enough to transform it into a fairyland upon occasion. I’ll never forget it and I’ll probably never live in another place with a river view of Manhattan. I hope it will always feel like home even though we have no place to land there anymore.
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It was such a great place to grow up. Like a small town. A real community. In the 90s it wasn’t bougie like it is now- more mixed income, mixed race, lots of elderly and disabled, lots of UN employees and civil servants.
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think MOST of the currencies are still in circulation but to be honest some of the travel was to Europe pre-Euro.
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I know there are places you can mail coins for charity but I think you have to pay the postage and I think these might be expensive to mail… meh
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Here’s a random one. Found a shopping bag full of mixed coins from all over the world. Probably about 5 lbs heavy. From every place my parents traveled, I think. I don’t wanna throw away money but you can’t really easily exchange them. Is there an easy way to donate random international coins???
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Well, I’ve taken all I want to keep. There are still some odds and ends of business to finish so I’ll likely be back a few more times, but we managed to find places for what we kept (or at least, space in the office to pile the bins of what we kept.) Goodbye to the Roosevelt Island apartment.
A dimly lit living room piled with old things
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My sister and I took home our beautiful baby quilts, hand made for us 47 years ago by the talented Deb Calyo who was like a little sister to my father. I’m so glad Mom kept these preserved.
Yellow, orange and green patchwork baby quilt with the word Octavia embroidered diagonallyYellow, orange and green patchwork baby quilt with the word Kirsten embroidered in the center
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh yeah, no fun
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nice to have things go somewhere other than a landfill though!
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also most importantly I pulled aside a dozen Arthurian titles for my friend @tlachtga.bsky.social - how honored Dad would have been to have those go to a fellow (amateur) Arthurian scholar!
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If we’d bring them in ourselves we’d get that full 10%, but we can’t transport all those books so if they move forward we’re going to take the option where they hire a moving company to come pack and get them, and take that out of our cut. Which may mean we get close to $0 but again, we don’t care.
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
(It wouldn’t be a large sum of money, probably about 10% of what the sellable books are worth, but that’s not why we’re doing this!) He estimated there are about 4,300 books total, which is close to Sean’s estimate!
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Strand guy came in today to look at Dad’s library. It’s not sure yet, but he seemed VERY optimistic that they’ll be interested in buying the collection. So that was encouraging!
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I got some clip in bangs for my Halloween costume and I kinda love them 😂
Tavie with fake bangs selfie, no glasses Tavie with fake bangs selfie, with glasses
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fun little autumn day in Beacon with the fam
Mariko, Kirsten, Tavie, Joan selfie in front of waterfall WaterfallKirsten and Mariko with ice cream Old timey Halloween window display
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My family is so small now
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me, my sister, her girlfriend, and our aunt just walked by Julianne Moore on a street in Beacon NY and we all pretended we didn’t recognize her.
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I had to politely ask her to please wrap it so it didn’t arrive back to Verizon broken. I’m such a Karen.
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Took my old iPhone to the UPS store to send it back to Verizon so I get my trade in knocked off the bill. I chose the option where they just scan a code and are supposed to pack it up for you. So the lady just throws my phone in a box and tapes it up.
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh man I wonder what impression I’m giving when I take off my CPAP mask
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bonus: these are my new favorite pajamas
Full length mirror selfie of Tavie in the purple turtle pajamas
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is what happens when you let a five year old pick your Halloween costume
Selfie of Tavie dressed like Zoey from KPop Demon Hunters in the purple turtle pajamas and hair in two braided buns Zoey from KPop Demon Hunters in the purple turtle pajamas and hair in two braided buns
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Damn, I was planning to be here a couple hours, now I gotta get back on the subway while it’s still rush hour 😭
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh no! My hemoglobin is 12.3 and it has to be 12.5 so I can’t donate! Boooooo I have a physical coming up so I’m going to ask my doc to check my hemoglobin and see if I can try again soon
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I got that good alien blood, AB neg. Come and get it, vamps!
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m donating platelets at Memorial Sloan, never done it before but I heard they need some so here I am!
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Interesting!
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was accidentally trapped in a green room with him and the five Kids in the Hall (and no one else) in 2010 and although he and I didn’t interact at all, I thought he seemed pretty cool.
Facebook post reading

Tavie Phillips

Aug 12, 2010 
Mother fucking Lorne
Michaeld just. walked. In.
Mustn't-look-directly-at-
Kitana Ananda + 6
13 comments 8 shares
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m watching that Lorne Michaels documentary and I feel like I really understand him and we could be friends.
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