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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Another USL Revival Night with the attendance at the park. These always end up being weird matches. #RCTID
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Today a cashier saw my tee and didn’t know the band The Killers, so my run headfirst into old age continues unabated.
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You ever look at the way you’re dressed and think “I’m in Portland. Whatever.”?
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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 04/08/2026
Call me crazy, but if a Democratic president had 350 accounts closed by their bank for money laundering it’d be more than a blip in the media
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
One of the best things about the World Cup and F1 is that a 7:30 start means a 7:30 start.
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Wrong sport but right sentiment for the morning coffee. #rctid
Black Winterhawks coffee mug with Seattle Tears on it.
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It’s USL Attendance night at the match. #RCTID
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
German broadcast. Nailed it
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David Beffert @dbeffert.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Accidental leak on KGW version of Timbers360. 🚨 #RCTID
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Speechless. I am without speech.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/07/2026
Mamdani: "As we mark 250 years ... we see the wealthiest country -- one where children go to sleep hungry while the world's first trillionaire hungers for more ... we see masked agents terrorizing our streets, eating food cooked by undocumented neighbors before spiriting them away in unmarked vans"
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons Play Soccer
ALT: The Simpsons Play Soccer
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Voting for Trump in 2016 was ignorant. Voting for Trump in 2020 was malicious. Voting for Trump in 2024 was evil. Still supporting Trump in 2026 is irredeemable.
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
One of my favorite things: email with “We see you haven’t completed your check-in yet for your upcoming appointment.” Well yeah; this is the first email you’ve sent me about the appointment! *%^#
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The Spurs franchise has had all the fortune, but it feels good to see OKC go down.
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Omg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This. All of this. #Pinks #ProudBlue
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Sweet, sweet petrichor. ❤️
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It’s ok to strongly dislike Netanyahu. Hell, it’s ok to strongly dislike Israel as a whole. It’s not ok to blame all Jewish people for the actions of Bibi or Israel. That’s like blaming all Christians because Donald Trump is an asshole.
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Anabel @amatorah.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Blow it up!
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
“We’re so sh*tty it’s unbelievable!” #rctid
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
My thoughts on the Swalwell stuff. Notice how Democrats always hold their own accountable and Republicans just yell fake news, no matter how vile the evidence is?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/04/2026
I feel sick to my stomach waiting around to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening. It's hard to fathom our other elected leaders aren't able to check him in any meaningful way. It's an indictment not just of voters but of our whole system. We're ruled by a mad king.
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
PHIL OUT #RCTID
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/03/2026
Booker: "There are really good people in the Senate on both sides of the aisle, and I have these private conversations with my colleagues about what's wrong. But they're afraid or unwilling to say these things publicly. And that is the crisis that we're in. It's a crisis of conviction."
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
We’ve got the #rctid #1 Fan sighting on the Blazers broadcast. IYKYK #scusa
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
How do we ban ads from the radio and TV that are played way too frequently? The level of annoyance with this one makes me want to drive into a telephone pole on purpose.
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Looks like my old USL-era GIVE ME A REASON scarf gets to come back out next week. Don’t know why I bother watching away matches. #rctid
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 07/02/2026
What is the greatest Super Bowl halftime show? 🎤 Before Bad Bunny takes the stage on Sunday, The Athletic's @saadyousuf126.bsky.social watched every performance since 1991. Here's his top 10.
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I like how he says it’s the “most racist thing I’ve seen out of this White House”, implying there were less racist things.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026
All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Pew Research Institute (2023): • Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants • Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants • Blue State Minnesota has 130,000. And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration." It's *not* about immigration.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
It’s been 7 months, but the account is active again! 🤣
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Also known as a Minnesota Goodbye.
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
As you said, the Timbers scoring is a miracle.
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
@pdxwinterhawks.bsky.social Since you have an account, sure would be nice to see some posts here this season! We’re only 12 and a half games into the season…
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Even if someone does another something in this game, it doesn’t really count because it’s not regular season… #rctid
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Finishing my 24th season of Timbers soccer, and I don’t know whether I want the team to win or lose tonight. Such is the state of affairs with the club these days.
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Welp. Nailed it. Zero wins in final four. Only 3 goals scored in final four, gave up 8. Neville Out. #rctid
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Jeremy Wright @jeremywrightpdx.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Collection of individuals. And they play like it. I’m convinced this team has a number of guys that could make for a hell of a squad. But right now it’s aimless out there and that starts at the top. #nevilleout #rctid
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I know it would burn (ha!) every remaining bridge the TA has with the FO and MLS, but some massive anti-Cheeto tifo re: Portland burning would be incredible right about now.
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Guardian Sport @sport.theguardian.com · 28/09/2025
US fan ugliness at the Ryder Cup was merely a reflection of Trump’s all-caps America
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US fan ugliness at the Ryder Cup was merely a reflection of Trump’s all-caps America
European players were subjected to slurs and crude insults about their families. They were no surprise as public discourse in America has broken down By the time Europe finished the job, finally, on Sunday, the golf had the last word. But, until the thrilling denouement, the lasting memory of this Ryder Cup threatened not to be a single swing of the club so much as the ugly backdrop: galleries that drifted from partisan into venomous and the organizers who let the line slide until it snapped. It didn’t happen all at once. For the first day and a half of golf’s most intense rivalry, it was New York-loud without being unruly. Then Saturday afternoon arrived and the tenor shifted. Rory McIlroy, the visiting lightning rod, kept stepping off shots as volleys of abuse landed in the quiet of his pre-shot routine. Shane Lowry played teammate and minder. Justin Thomas, not exactly a shrinking violet, began shushing his own end of the grandstand so his opponents could putt. Continue reading...
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
2 matches since this post, and yep. #rctid
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/09/2025
Trump is aggressively ignorant. He does not learn, actively resists it, and has surrounded himself with people who enable his stupidity.
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Bold #rctid prediction: The Timbers won’t win another match this season. Schedule is tough, and the team has zero spark right now. (Hoping this is reverse psychology, but it may very well be true.)
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TA Undercover @taundercover.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I would enjoy soccer more if my favorite team knew how to score a goal. #RCTID
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