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phil redmon

@tartpop.com
267 followers 130 following 2K posts

a decent beast, under construction. guitars and drawing and pinball and gym and birds and jokes.

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 16h
sheesh!
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 17h
ok
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 20h
no one can help him now he's "gone live"
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 30/09/2026
ice cream burrito
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 29/09/2026
sporps illustrated
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 29/09/2026
cant budge it oh forgot about the bar hits self in the nose oh forgot about the bar
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 26/09/2026
i am larfing at the titles on that scrotum grinder ha ha. uh, is yours purple, dare i ask
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 25/09/2026
i like Funyuns, but i could really go for some Throw Your Hands In The Air And Wave 'Em Like You Just Don't Carrots
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 25/09/2026
Linger? Me? Let? To? Have? Do? It? Cranberry?
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 24/09/2026
for example
a black and white photo of andy warhol dressed as robin and nico dressed as a (seated) batman

Photo by Frank Bez for Esquire magazine (August 1966).
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 24/09/2026
if i was bat-man i would simply chill the fuck out
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 24/09/2026
lately, i mean
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 24/09/2026
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard Morgan Delt Ginger Root Shannon & The Clams Mulatu Astatke Slabdragger Aesop Rock The Fall Shintaro Sakamoto Osees Depeche Mode The Murlocs Heems Cornershop Unknown Mortal Orchestra Television Moon Duo OFF! Automatic Jalen Ngonda Fried Egg Archspire Tame Impala House
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 23/09/2026
who, me?
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 23/09/2026
if i got turned into a robot the very first thing i would do is log in to a bunch of websites
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 22/09/2026
happy birthday, Drew! thank you for all of the fantastic posts! you have curated an amazing chunk of internet! i found you from those weird barbie photos you posted on archive and have been rewarded every day since! cheers to many more!
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 22/09/2026
you should drink a gallon of gasoline to show how committed you are to green energy!
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 22/09/2026
you're actually a republican. just take of the mask.
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 20/09/2026
boooo, please be fine!
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 18/09/2026
man you are always 100% right to yell about google's nonsense! and it could break at any time ha ha :)
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 18/09/2026
neil hamburglar voice: like a raw bull raw bull
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 18/09/2026
neil hamburger voice: like a bog roll balrog
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 18/09/2026
neil diamond voice: like a bog roll balrog
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 18/09/2026
i would be remiss to not add "and then click the three dot deal in the top right to download them" for future generations lol
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 18/09/2026
if i click the (hove over) checkmark on one and the scroll down a bit and shift click another it selects all between. then you can hold ctrl to unselect individuals (you don't even need to nail the checkmark, you can just click the photo) forgive me if this is not the case for you
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 18/09/2026
how bout A-men
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 18/09/2026
fuckin a, i caught a glimpse of tom emmer on fox news and thiught it was henry rollins
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brain @littlebluecouch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
we had this in-house fake ad for a "jimi hendrix burger" at work, and we had to stop showing it because it wasn't clear enough that it was a joke. people wanted the burger
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 17/09/2026
there should be an emoji of sunglasses on but tears streaming
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 16/09/2026
this website is like a ninety minite mix tape made by a vampire
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
look, paulie, all's i'm sayin is when the mario paint music plays in your head it don't come from memory, it's too clean. it's as if it was originating as a natural and spontaneous emergent property of existence itself, as if it has always been...
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 16/09/2026
pinball opinion: i don't want to say that the stern insider connected (terrible name) app sucks shit (it totally does) but it would be really cool if you could turn on notifications for when somebody knocks you out of the top spot on the leaderboard (which is nearly impossible to navigate to)
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 16/09/2026
lol i thought he was just bragging
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 16/09/2026
the pacino and deniro of their particular vibe!
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 15/09/2026
big cake.
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 15/09/2026
well, in the words of the immortal bard (jim smashmouth): "the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'*" *not for him, obvs
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 15/09/2026
Mr. Newsom sir, i say this will all due respect and humble piety, none of my homies follow you because you are a buster. It's too bad none of them will see me say this, but it is definitely true. You should probably run for president as the republican we all know you are, sir. Mister sir.
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 14/09/2026
what a true and sensible thing to say.
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 14/09/2026
somebody's earning a no-prize!
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 14/09/2026
he was hotter before. a natural beauty.
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 14/09/2026
not all bad tho rattle rattle rattle
a gym tv showing that rattlesnake by king gizzard is playing
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 14/09/2026
in related news, i forgot my headphones AND my backup headphones hashtag learntoswim
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 14/09/2026
somebody played deftones featuring maynard, a perfect circle and then tool, back to back to back. that’s too much maynard.
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 14/09/2026
they kicked me out of the gym for asking if this sleep token was morgan wallen and i’m STILL not sure
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 14/09/2026
it’s 0.949153 if you convert that fraction to decimal, if that helps
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 14/09/2026
i think you can emphasize it enough. i believe in you lil buddy.
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 14/09/2026
ok good
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 13/09/2026
the nexus of all realities is the record store's used new arrivals bin
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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 12/09/2026
ha ha i know that is textured glass but because you are asking about cleaning it, it looks like pure slime ha ha hee hee
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Comedy for Animators @comedyforanimators.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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