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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿

@tartdarling.com
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They/Them, bilingual bisexual nerdy chicane. Witch and cardslinger with way too many hobbies. POTSie with RA. It shouldn't need to be said but Fuck Trump, MAGA, Nazis, TERFs, Musk, racists, and Zionists.

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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 01/09/2026
she has opinions about me doing things that aren't petting her.
a black cat laying on top of papers on a desk blocking the keyboard
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 25/08/2026
This jimothy cross stitch I'm doing for a friend is going well. I almost want to make one for myself, but I've got a bit of a project queue, so it'll have to wait.
a cross stitch piece of jimothy the raccoon with his name in a heavy metal music type font
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 22/07/2026
So apparently I intimidate people irl with my perma RBF, alt aesthetic, and low tolerance for bullshit. Meanwhile, my desk at home:
a desk with rainbow colored cloud shaped mouse/keyboard wrist pads, a bright pink keyboard with flashing rainbow lights, and dual monitors with a glitchy rainbow colored wallpaper. the mouse also has a pink light.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 24/06/2026
Sometimes I decide i want to makeup on a random night when I'm sitting around in my pj's.
Tart in a black tank top with heavy red eye makeup and a greyish lipstick
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 14/06/2026
I love the cool stuff I can find at the indie bookstore by my house
Girl on Girl: How Pop Culture Turned a Generation of Women Against Each Other by Sophie Gilbert and Daughters of Latin America: An International Anthology of Writing by Latine Women edited by Sandra Guzman
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 05/06/2026
I feel like a fucking stereotype right now. I'm reading a romantasy (i think? unsure of the romance aspect, i didn't look) while drinking an iced coffee with the sleep token instrumentals in my headphones and there's even a candle burning.
An iced coffee and a kindle with A Deadly Education by Naomi Novik
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 02/06/2026
pride nails!
nails with bisexual pride flag designs, and various rainbow designsnails with bi pride flags, rainbow gradients, and various pride images
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 26/05/2026
welp i just need to add a little green and my hair will match this sock I'm knitting
tart holding a sock they're knitting next to their hair. the sock and their hair are the same gradient shade of yellow to orange to pink, except the sock has some green as well.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 25/05/2026
me: walking back to my desk from the kitchen lodur: are you really just eating a container of pickles? me: there's radishes in there too!
a small container of picked cucumbers and radishes
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 18/05/2026
I adore my new tattoo and the lines are healing up CRISPY. I just need to figure out a way of explaining it when people ask that doesn't make them side eye me.
a wrist tattoo in a pinkish-red ink with 3 columns of runes
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 14/05/2026
Since I have guildies coming into town this weekend, I couldn't resist using my Onyxia polish.
a reddish/black duochrome polish with flakies and holo. Polish is Onyxia by Lemming Lacquer
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 12/05/2026
I forgot to post this, but i painted a thing for Lodur
a painting with the miles morales spider-man logo in watercolor and a bust of spider-man in acrylic in front of it
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 10/05/2026
Lodur and I went and walked around the bookstore and I managed to only get one book.
.dot/slash(magic) by liz shipton
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 07/05/2026
I went to see Dayseeker with sace6, Wind Walkers, and Northlane last night. I am half dead today but it was worth it. (yes i know I'm short so the few pictures i took all have people's heads)
Tart, in a mask and a Wind Walkers hoodie on the concert floor before the showRory from Dayseeker pointing out at the crowd
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 24/03/2026
In other news, I did get sent this picture of my mom and I feel a bit like a copy that just ran out of toner
an old wallet size picture of a woman with long black hairtart in a hoodie with headphones and purple lipstick
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 07/03/2026
I got the first round of color done on this today.
a closeup of a section of a tattoo with hawthorn branches and flowers in black and grey
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 22/02/2026
My spoils from the new indie bookstore that opened by my house.
Morbidly Curious: A Scientist Explains Why We Can't Look Away by Coltan Scrivner and You Dreamed of Empires by Álvaro Enrigue
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 15/02/2026
I actually left the house (and am wearing a mask so I don't get anyone else sick)
Tart with neon hair, a mask, and a sleep token hoodie
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 15/02/2026
Yay, they released just fine. now to let them cool for an hour or so and then i can frost them.
two layers of carrot cake on a cooling rack
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 24/01/2026
Since I forgot to post it yesterday, this is the newest tattoo
A chest tattoo with hawthorn branches and flowers poppies, and a giant marigold in the center.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 20/01/2026
Welp, it's time for another round of late night baking to help the brain calm down.
a mixing bowl of cookie dough
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 14/01/2026
This branch of the Mabinogi is a BEAST, good gods.
A screenshot of The Mabinogion audiobook. The run time on the chapter is 107 minutes
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 11/01/2026
First book haul of the year
A stack of books - The Faerie Morgana by Louisa Morgan, The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch, Long Live The Pumpkin Queen by Shea Earnshaw, and Assassins Anonymous by Rob HartIt's Not A Cult by Joey Batey
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 30/12/2025
The forbidden donut made me happysad just now. I was singing "baby cat" to the tune of baby shark and she came running up into my lap, purring. I asked her if she'd been possessed by the spirit of Deb and she headbutted me.
a black cat curled into a ball on a pink pillow
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 20/12/2025
roughly 20 hours of sitting later, it's done
a cyberpunk style tattoo in vibrant blues, punks, and reds, with a woman in front of brightly lit skyscrapers
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 18/12/2025
Well I guess this is how I'm working tonight.
Tart, in a desk chair, with over the ear headphones, holding a small black cat curled up on their chest with one hand
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 15/12/2025
The playlist I got today was unhinged. I feel like it's "what type of music do you like?" "yes" vibes.
a screenshot of a playlist with everything from metal to punk to pop to country
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 12/12/2025
H Y P E maybe now my brain will let me sleep
ticket purchase screen for the Bilmuri Kinda Hard tour
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 07/12/2025
me, trying to do literally anything tonight (pls note her tail is wrapped around my neck)
Tart, on the couch, with a very shiny black cat hogging their entire lap to demand pets
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 01/12/2025
yessss. my artist took "idk a fruit bat, everything else is up to you" and turned it into one of my favorite tattoos.
a greyscale tattoo of a fruit bat on a peach tree branch in front of a full moon
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 19/11/2025
My ritual coin just arrived today and I'm so, so, so, glad i managed to get one of the extras because it was the piece of merch i wanted most.
The front of the sleep token Denver Ritual coin with Vessel and flowers as the designThe back of the coin with the Sleep Token logo in the center, followed by the clock/feathers for the Feathered Host, and the House Veridian colors at the edge.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 18/11/2025
fuck yeaaaaaaaaah. bless presale codes
the purchase receipt for the Dayseeker Pale Moonlight Tour
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 15/11/2025
my señora skills have been activated
a bowl of albóndigas and some homemade corn tortillas
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 27/10/2025
lmaoooooo that sweater would weigh a ton. joking aside, it would look like this only the design I'm working on looks different.
a section of a blue scarf with a. intricate knot of cables
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 26/10/2025
my makeup held up through all the dancing and sweating, but my hair not so much.
Tart with frizzy hair, a mask, and pinkish red makeup
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 12/10/2025
every once in a while she tilts her head up for forehead kisses.
Tart sitting with a black cat in their lap. They are giving the cat a smooch on the top of her head. The cat seems very smug about this.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 06/10/2025
the new countdown has begun!
a countdown showing 19 days to Dayseeker with the cover image for their upcoming album in the background
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 05/10/2025
I decided to get a souvenir tattoo while I'm in Denver. The petals are UV reactive so it'll glow like my hair
A black flamingo with heart shaped cherry blossom petals falling around it. the text below says "et in arcadia ego"
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 04/10/2025
ahhhhhh! i could cry with these seats 😭😭😭😭
a view of seats from the 7th row of the venue
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 03/10/2025
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
A countdown page showing the Sleep Token concert is today
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 02/10/2025
Thanks to @themadshaman.com helping me, I have Sleep Token rune nails!
a hand showing pink nails with black runes from the band spelling out worshipa hand with pink nails with runes from the band and a small heart on the pinky.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 13/09/2025
my knitting supurrrvisor
A black cat sits like a loaf with her feet under here on top of a plaid blanket
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 09/09/2025
concert shoes acquired! i loooooove them
a pair of platform booties that are covered in glitter and have silver hearts on the buckles
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 06/09/2025
This top is knitting up quick (or I've just been obsessively working on it). I love the yarn, it reminds me of roller rink carpet
a section of an in progress knit with ribbing at the bottom and miles of endless stockinette
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 06/09/2025
Well, Raven has opinions on what it is she thinks I'm knitting. Spoiler: she doesn't think it's a tank top for me.
A black cat asleep on a grey knitting project, using part of the project as a pillow
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 05/09/2025
In cheerier news, I scored these tickets and I'm so fucking hype about it. Dayseeker is one of the openers and I'm gonna lose my shit, especially if they play The Color Black
A screenshot of a receipt for concert tickets to In This Moment's Black Mass tour
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 29/08/2025
my child is so helpful.
a black cat loafing on a grey tweed shirt that's actively being knit.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 15/08/2025
One more session and this should be done! gods i love my tattoo artist.
a cyberpunk style tattoo in progress of a girl standing in front of buildings and lit up by neon lights
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 26/07/2025
I think my no makeup makeup came out well. It's wild how much my tattoos make me more confident in wearing short shorts/skirts in public after years of jeans only. Necklace courtesy of @peculiarityshop.bsky.social per usual 🧡
Tart, smiling, in sparkly glasses, a black shirt, and large blue heart necklace
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 12/07/2025
It's gonna take one more session but i love how this is coming out so far.
a cyber punk style tattoo with vivid red lanterns and bright blue and pink colors in the background
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