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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿

@tartdarling.com
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They/Them, bilingual bisexual nerdy chicane. Witch and cardslinger with way too many hobbies. POTSie with RA. It shouldn't need to be said but Fuck Trump, MAGA, Nazis, TERFs, Musk, racists, and Zionists.

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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 10/10/2026
i love your deck! I'm the same way about being sus about positive readings 😅
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And a federal officer just shot someone in NYC. EARLY VOTE AND GET EVERYONE ELSE TO EARLY VOTE. The midterms are going to be a shitshow and we must flood the polls with democracy.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 07/10/2026
i joke that I'm awful at funerals because i refuse to perform grief and i won't give advice/platitudes. "give it over to god" will always make me rage
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 07/10/2026
Yeah, I think at this point i know joe won't talk me out of feelings but it still takes me a few days of being in my own head before i mention anything to him. usually I'll just cook/clean while blasting an appropriate playlist/album
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 07/10/2026
I'm the same. It's rare if I cry because I'm sad. Maybe after a few days i could talk about something, but otherwise let me cook something elaborate or deep clean something.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 07/10/2026
i went with a forest green color and then added stickers. bonus of actually using my stickers lol
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 07/10/2026
Ahhh, Silent Hill, the game (and movie) that spawned a thousand monster fuckers between the nurses and pyramid head.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 04/10/2026
I told my friend just before it started that they were all gonna know it and they absolutely did 🤣
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 03/10/2026
watching an entire rugby team singing Pink Pony Club at the bar is taking me out
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 03/10/2026
I am going to my friend's going away party tomorrow so I spent the night making cookie since i know how much they love the ones I make. I am so sad they're moving though 😭😭
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 30/09/2026
I'll ask my friends if his job requires PoR since he works for one of the digital banks
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 27/09/2026
Same and I even like country music!
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 24/09/2026
Okay music loving friends, if you haven't listened to the new Holding Absence album, it's so fucking good. Kyoto Snow is one of the best songs I've heard in a while and makes me cry every time.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, did someone find their fuk'n balls finally? Ready to wash the taste of bootleather out of your mouths?
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 20/09/2026
if you're in the US, it is, though most commercials are filmed/edited with the intent to seem louder while still technically complying, which is annoying as fuck. www.fcc.gov/enforcement/...
fcc.gov
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 20/09/2026
if mine are any indication, not great!
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 19/09/2026
Man, The Home Team was fucking FUN live
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 18/09/2026
then as soon as i got up to clean up, Little stole my comforter and was fluffing my pillow, so i had to change my blanket and pillow case as well as cleaning the carpet. i use one of those pregnancy pillows so that she isn't easy to swap the case on.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 18/09/2026
omg i love my pets but i really hate them sometimes. i dragged Raven into the bathroom (where her favorite litterbox is) 3 times and she didn't even remotely act like she needed to go. i hadn't even fully gotten into bed when she came in and peed on the floor
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 18/09/2026
well i planned to paint my nails after work since I'm not really going to have time in the afternoon and all of the animals really said no because they all wanted me in bed
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
I dont think I'll ever get over the fact that the Trump admin ruined my last "young years" and now im sitting here as a middle age man with all of *this* going on.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 07/09/2026
i definitely will!
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 07/09/2026
aww, thanks! i get to see Liz 2.0 again and I'm so excited
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 07/09/2026
one more day and then I'm off work for a week and i genuinely can't wait
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 07/09/2026
big same only mine was gossip harbor on my phone and iced coffee 😅
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 06/09/2026
Shuffle did me dirty tonight by playing a song that was already sad as fuck, but then my grams played it at my grandpa's funeral a few years ago and I'm a hot fucking mess now. (For the curious - Love, Me by Collin Raye)
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 06/09/2026
i can usually handle the toilet, but the tub is my nemesis (i also tend to have a ptsd response, thanks mom)
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 06/09/2026
I've gotten over almost all my mental bullshit with almost all of the household chores, but the bathroom still makes me freak out
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the rage that was activated in me by the breastfeeding line for SO MANY doctors, the abstract hypothetical babies we don’t have yet and and might not even want outweigh literally everything else. you want top surgery? a hysterectomy? BUT WHAT ABOUT THE NEEDS OF THIS BABY I JUST MADE UP?? fuck you
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 03/09/2026
omg right? it's painful in the best way
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 02/09/2026
going non verbal when you feel like shit is the worst. i can babble in my head but can't make the words come out to answer questions
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 02/09/2026
i wanna know how many of the women complaining have book boyfriends
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 01/09/2026
clearly she never gets any attention at all lol
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 01/09/2026
she has opinions about me doing things that aren't petting her.
a black cat laying on top of papers on a desk blocking the keyboard
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 31/08/2026
i am already so hype about seeing Bilmuri and The Home Team and the shows are still a couple weeks out. I'm going to be vibrating by the time they get here.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 31/08/2026
🤞🏻🤞🏻
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 31/08/2026
I am so jealous! it's never worked out for me to see Halestorm and I want to so badly.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with five artists you've seen at least twice: Bad Religion Lacuna Coil The Vincent Black Shadow Dayseeker The Gaslight Anthem
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 30/08/2026
i thought about that but I'm not sure from what since to my knowledge I don't have any food allergies
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 30/08/2026
man, Too Many Tabs gave me the flashback from hell by playing the Trimspa commercials with Anna Nicole Smith
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 30/08/2026
right? my face got all puffy and my mouth got itchy.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 30/08/2026
well that was fun, i had an allergic reaction to something i ate, but everything was stuff I eat regularly
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 30/08/2026
the disrespect! how are you at a dance party and not dancing????
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 28/08/2026
that's a big mood
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 28/08/2026
noooo In This Moment, why a song featuring Kat Von D??? i don't want to take you off playlists 😭😭😭
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 25/08/2026
This jimothy cross stitch I'm doing for a friend is going well. I almost want to make one for myself, but I've got a bit of a project queue, so it'll have to wait.
a cross stitch piece of jimothy the raccoon with his name in a heavy metal music type font
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 23/08/2026
last i heard he somehow tripped and fell running away and wound up breaking a bunch of bones, including orbital bones. I'm unsure if anything happened beyond that though.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 23/08/2026
can confirm, I'm friends with the grandson of the owner and have gotten to hear all the family stories. it's still a not-so-secret secret, especially after someone tried to rob them a couple years ago.
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