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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿

@tartdarling.com
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They/Them, bilingual bisexual nerdy chicane. Witch and cardslinger with way too many hobbies. POTSie with RA. It shouldn't need to be said but Fuck Trump, MAGA, Nazis, TERFs, Musk, racists, and Zionists.

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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And a federal officer just shot someone in NYC. EARLY VOTE AND GET EVERYONE ELSE TO EARLY VOTE. The midterms are going to be a shitshow and we must flood the polls with democracy.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 07/10/2026
Ahhh, Silent Hill, the game (and movie) that spawned a thousand monster fuckers between the nurses and pyramid head.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 03/10/2026
watching an entire rugby team singing Pink Pony Club at the bar is taking me out
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 03/10/2026
I am going to my friend's going away party tomorrow so I spent the night making cookie since i know how much they love the ones I make. I am so sad they're moving though 😭😭
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 24/09/2026
Okay music loving friends, if you haven't listened to the new Holding Absence album, it's so fucking good. Kyoto Snow is one of the best songs I've heard in a while and makes me cry every time.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, did someone find their fuk'n balls finally? Ready to wash the taste of bootleather out of your mouths?
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 19/09/2026
Man, The Home Team was fucking FUN live
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 18/09/2026
omg i love my pets but i really hate them sometimes. i dragged Raven into the bathroom (where her favorite litterbox is) 3 times and she didn't even remotely act like she needed to go. i hadn't even fully gotten into bed when she came in and peed on the floor
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 18/09/2026
well i planned to paint my nails after work since I'm not really going to have time in the afternoon and all of the animals really said no because they all wanted me in bed
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
I dont think I'll ever get over the fact that the Trump admin ruined my last "young years" and now im sitting here as a middle age man with all of *this* going on.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 07/09/2026
one more day and then I'm off work for a week and i genuinely can't wait
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 06/09/2026
Shuffle did me dirty tonight by playing a song that was already sad as fuck, but then my grams played it at my grandpa's funeral a few years ago and I'm a hot fucking mess now. (For the curious - Love, Me by Collin Raye)
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 06/09/2026
I've gotten over almost all my mental bullshit with almost all of the household chores, but the bathroom still makes me freak out
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the rage that was activated in me by the breastfeeding line for SO MANY doctors, the abstract hypothetical babies we don’t have yet and and might not even want outweigh literally everything else. you want top surgery? a hysterectomy? BUT WHAT ABOUT THE NEEDS OF THIS BABY I JUST MADE UP?? fuck you
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 02/09/2026
going non verbal when you feel like shit is the worst. i can babble in my head but can't make the words come out to answer questions
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 01/09/2026
she has opinions about me doing things that aren't petting her.
a black cat laying on top of papers on a desk blocking the keyboard
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 31/08/2026
i am already so hype about seeing Bilmuri and The Home Team and the shows are still a couple weeks out. I'm going to be vibrating by the time they get here.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with five artists you've seen at least twice: Bad Religion Lacuna Coil The Vincent Black Shadow Dayseeker The Gaslight Anthem
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 30/08/2026
man, Too Many Tabs gave me the flashback from hell by playing the Trimspa commercials with Anna Nicole Smith
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 30/08/2026
well that was fun, i had an allergic reaction to something i ate, but everything was stuff I eat regularly
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 28/08/2026
noooo In This Moment, why a song featuring Kat Von D??? i don't want to take you off playlists 😭😭😭
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 25/08/2026
This jimothy cross stitch I'm doing for a friend is going well. I almost want to make one for myself, but I've got a bit of a project queue, so it'll have to wait.
a cross stitch piece of jimothy the raccoon with his name in a heavy metal music type font
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 22/08/2026
ugh, i had been doing so well food/stomach wise and then I didn't pay attention for 2 days. Now I'm nauseous and bloated and existing on ginger ale
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Invader Zim Gir Crying 'Whyyyy?'
Alt: Invader Zim Gir Crying 'Whyyyy?'
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 16/08/2026
It was bookstore day today! I grabbed So Witches We Became by Jill Baguchinsky and The Starving Saints by Caitlin Starling. My friend loooooved The Starving Saints so I'm excited to read it.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 15/08/2026
ofc since i was planning on doing laundry today, my wrists hurt so carrying a bag downstairs is probably going to suck
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 12/08/2026
i just made a fancy grilled cheese (multiple cheeses!) and i am so happy now
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 09/08/2026
If anyone needs me, I'll be melting into the couch with my shitty tv show (affectionate) and poptarts, hoping i can count to 200 for this knitting project
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 08/08/2026
Yay I had to have a new atm card ordered because of some weird test to see if my card was active from a random ai company. i have literally never used ai 🙃🙃
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The TikTok girlies are referring to Amanda Palmer as “steampunk Ghislaine Maxwell” and damn
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 24/07/2026
every time i say I'm not booking an 11am tattoo appointment when i am not off work until 430am, yet every time i book the 11am appointment.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 22/07/2026
So apparently I intimidate people irl with my perma RBF, alt aesthetic, and low tolerance for bullshit. Meanwhile, my desk at home:
a desk with rainbow colored cloud shaped mouse/keyboard wrist pads, a bright pink keyboard with flashing rainbow lights, and dual monitors with a glitchy rainbow colored wallpaper. the mouse also has a pink light.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 20/07/2026
I'm going on week 3 of not having my arthritis meds, because I'm still battling my insurance about covering them and i am in so much pain. i did some easy coloring tonight and my wrist feels broken now.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 18/07/2026
yay the first two steps of hair processing are done. I've trimmed it and bleached it and tomorrow will be shaving the undercut, then maybe coloring it on tuesday since it takes so long.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Stephen Miller confidently declaring other people weird-looking without a trace of irony is like in “The Little Mermaid” when the sea creatures are like “what the fuck are LEGS, these guys are just walking around LAND on STICKS instead of SWIMMING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON it’s a freak show up there”
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 16/07/2026
i feel like such a nerd being excited that my new very gamer girl keyboard comes in tomorrow
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 06/07/2026
live footage of me right now
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Pokemon Squirtle Crying
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 06/07/2026
I'm pretty sure my heart was in my asshole for that PK
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 06/07/2026
fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 06/07/2026
that header was so close, i thought we had it.
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 06/07/2026
goaaaaaallllllll hell yes, that was a great shot
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 06/07/2026
FUCK. pinche Inglaterra
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 06/07/2026
this mexico/england game is gonna stress me out
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 05/07/2026
lmao apparently i listen to so much spanish music that I'm getting spanish ads during podcasts now
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Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️‍🌈🧿 @tartdarling.com · 04/07/2026
today's been A Day and i would very much just like a solid hour alone to cry it out of my system.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“'I was the most senior Catholic in the US government,' Vance recalls, affronted, '& the Vatican seemed unwilling to move its moral guidance....'” “The Scottish writer Stephen Daisley [noted the] 'breezy impertinence' [by which] Vance 'tells the pope... that he is in error on Church doctrine.'"
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Kitty Chandler @mightybattlecat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
America is a shithole right now, but at the same time there are good people here, many of whom I am proud to call friends. There are beautiful mountains and cool coastlines and black bears and horseshoe crabs and wild ponies. And really big stadiums so lots and lots of people can celebrate sports.
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