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Lithuanian Skeletor

@tarheeldead.bsky.social
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Latter Day Transcendentalist. Tar Heel. Hunt Brothers Pizza enthusiast.

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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 16h
I literally gasped out loud when I read it. Hard to improve upon it.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 18h
I think Im just gonna start turning the tables and telling these ppl, in the words of my evangelical youth, that they're gonna "bust hell wide open" with this shit. its the only language they understand.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 18h
I once received some text messages where an interior designer told her client "I'm praying for you" in the middle of a dispute and the client responded "God doesn't know your name." I think about that a lot when i read things like this.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 19h
Every centrist voter profiled by the Atlantic.
laszlo cravensworth as the bartender at Lucky Brews in PA: I am just a regular human guy.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 19h
i had banished this from my memory but I feel at peace with knowing the right answer to the question.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Never seen anything like it Tex Heyward”
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/10/2026
"I’m just thinking out loud here, but maybe a political party that has dedicated the last forty years to taking away women’s rights could also give some thought to how to protect girls and women after they’re born?" buff.ly/K3eqEvg
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How Could Such a Thing Still Happen in a Country with a Frat Boy Supreme Court Justice?
“I’m just thinking out loud here, but maybe a political party that has dedicated the last forty years to taking away women’s rights could also give some thou...
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That comma bears the weight of the entire state of Oklahoma
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love living in a country where a politician can sign a law banning the health care I need to live and be greeted as a hero of comity and good sense
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seeing this in the wild with someone who hasn’t seen it is nearly as good as seeing it yourself.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I want to seize the means of production but for the ruling class."
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When the Dew is being described in terms associated with uranium enrichment—this is upstate SC’s moonshot
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
made with countrytime and sugar (white)
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[extreme Steve Miller band voice]
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The only take away from that article was “my family doesn’t like trans people or snobs ergo the Democrats have abandoned us.”
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bet on yourself gang.
Text message: I’m not leaving until I hear about the hatsText message: Okay. np. U ok?

Yeah. Found the hats.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thanos meme I dont even know who you are.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rudy Gobert too
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes the secret of life confronts you unexpectedly in the wild.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Based on that cereal, we’re a translator away from a telenovela.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wife asked me to try chickpea cereal . Can this marriage last?
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Javelina Habba @7000moonpies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Never believe vampires.
Lazlo “I am just a regular human guy.”
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Still think about this weekly at least
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve experienced a lot of NC State schadenfreude over the years but that’s the most state thing I’ve ever seen.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Woke up from a nap to see 4th down and really had question if I was still dreaming
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Even as a junior high schooler, I perceived the world as the middle aged racist you now see before you.”
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Deadlines, research and paperwork? For fun? Go directly to law school. No thank you.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am again imploring democrats to get right with god or suffer the consequences.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That's not how i meant it, but i see your point and am deleting.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good to see Run the Jewels back in the studio.
Roy Williams and Shaquille O’Neal aka DJ Diesel on stage in Chapel Hill
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/11/2025
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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Aleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 10/09/2026
I’m a Texan trans kid who almost died because of Ken Paxton. The world should know what he’s done. This was very difficult for me to write, but given what's at stake, I cannot bear to stay silent about what I went through at Paxton's hands. He must not be rewarded for what he's done to trans kids.
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I’m a Texan Trans Kid Who Almost Died Because of Ken Paxton. The World Should Know What He’s Done.
Regardless of Talarico’s recent statements on trans people, Paxton cannot be rewarded for the extreme suffering he’s inflicted on me and tens of thousands of Texan trans kids.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Was watching on mute and thinking this a wild bit
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
had a gender pay gap in our law firm &i told the mng partner it was fucking bullshit. evolved into an 8 mo personal/prof spiral ending w me being asked me to leave. Started over w new firm as new person. best thing to happen to me. Moral: if youre gonna crash out, do it for a good reason & go all in
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Here's a better look at the Basketball Of All Genders I'll have for sale on all of my tour stops. Designed by Mattie Lubchansky. Printed by Radix Media. A dollar from each sticker will go to the Trevor Project to provide counseling and suicide prevention for LGBTQ+ youth!
Basketball of All Genders round sticker featuring a basketball with four hands of various races and genders touching it. One hand is wearing a bracelet. One is wearing a watch. It has my website listed as well.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Where do Heart and Joan Jett fall on the mom/dad rock continuum?
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[casually ladles carnitas broth into coffee cup] [ raises cup to spouse] It’s the holidays. .[drinks both]
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[yelling from the other room] ITS LIKE THEYRE DRIVING INTO THE SUN
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Went there as a kid. Is the water still ridiculously clear?
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This stayed w me throughout yesterday and I’m now at a winery where a band is covering Tulsa Time.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The B1G Directed by THE DUFFER BROTHERS
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Five cormorants together in the distance
5 cormorants paddling in the water together
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One of six cormorants perched on submerged logs this afternoon. Also known as as a “gulp” of cormorants.
A cormorant perched on a submerged log on the Linville River. One of six cormorants together aka a gulp of cormorants
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The VP of of the Confederacy still had not gone thru puberty by 1865. Prosecution rests.
Alexander Stephens, posing for a photograph
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the degree to which we're back can be seen from the furthest reaches of space
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
God, Space Ghost was so good
Space Ghost saying “well, it’s time for me to die” followed 3 panels later by “this isn’t so bad”
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Get right with god or get left behind.
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