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Lithuanian Skeletor

@tarheeldead.bsky.social
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Latter Day Transcendentalist. Tar Heel. Hunt Brothers Pizza enthusiast.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[extreme Steve Miller band voice]
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bet on yourself gang.
Text message: I’m not leaving until I hear about the hatsText message: Okay. np. U ok?

Yeah. Found the hats.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes the secret of life confronts you unexpectedly in the wild.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wife asked me to try chickpea cereal . Can this marriage last?
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Javelina Habba @7000moonpies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Never believe vampires.
Lazlo “I am just a regular human guy.”
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve experienced a lot of NC State schadenfreude over the years but that’s the most state thing I’ve ever seen.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Even as a junior high schooler, I perceived the world as the middle aged racist you now see before you.”
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am again imploring democrats to get right with god or suffer the consequences.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good to see Run the Jewels back in the studio.
Roy Williams and Shaquille O’Neal aka DJ Diesel on stage in Chapel Hill
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/11/2025
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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Aleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 10/09/2026
I’m a Texan trans kid who almost died because of Ken Paxton. The world should know what he’s done. This was very difficult for me to write, but given what's at stake, I cannot bear to stay silent about what I went through at Paxton's hands. He must not be rewarded for what he's done to trans kids.
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I’m a Texan Trans Kid Who Almost Died Because of Ken Paxton. The World Should Know What He’s Done.
Regardless of Talarico’s recent statements on trans people, Paxton cannot be rewarded for the extreme suffering he’s inflicted on me and tens of thousands of Texan trans kids.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Here's a better look at the Basketball Of All Genders I'll have for sale on all of my tour stops. Designed by Mattie Lubchansky. Printed by Radix Media. A dollar from each sticker will go to the Trevor Project to provide counseling and suicide prevention for LGBTQ+ youth!
Basketball of All Genders round sticker featuring a basketball with four hands of various races and genders touching it. One hand is wearing a bracelet. One is wearing a watch. It has my website listed as well.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[casually ladles carnitas broth into coffee cup] [ raises cup to spouse] It’s the holidays. .[drinks both]
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The B1G Directed by THE DUFFER BROTHERS
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One of six cormorants perched on submerged logs this afternoon. Also known as as a “gulp” of cormorants.
A cormorant perched on a submerged log on the Linville River. One of six cormorants together aka a gulp of cormorants
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the degree to which we're back can be seen from the furthest reaches of space
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
God, Space Ghost was so good
Space Ghost saying “well, it’s time for me to die” followed 3 panels later by “this isn’t so bad”
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Get right with god or get left behind.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Antietam? More like “can’t eat em” [jumps out top story window] [dies]
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Steve Ferra @abpow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The confederates were soundly defeated by General Mills
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Never doubted this team.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Lotta people understandably excited about the start of college football but what if you replaced “excitement” with “grim anticipation of going into the morgue to identify a body”? Anyway, Heels play at noon🫡
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
15 years old, clean blood panels and ready for cake.
A 15 year old tricolor beagle-basset stares longingly at a piece of peanut butter birthday cake.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Things I’ve overheard in Denver over the last two days: “Well 6 days of creation on gods time COULD be millions or billions of years” at natural history museum “FUCK THE DSA”-man on bike on S Broadway direc at me a person wearing an adidas polo and nondescript shorts
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Greg Jarrell @gregjarrell.com · 25/08/2026
It seems Gregory Bovino has moved to Charlotte, and is now stopping in immigrant businesses to terrorize a little further. It's the job of decent people to make sure he never has a moment of peace in public.
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Manolo's Bakery owner confronts ex-Border Patrol chief
Charlotte immigrant rights advocate Manolo Betancur refused to let former Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino into his east Charlotte bakery Sunday.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think about this post every time I watch Reacher and/or make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Robert McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The WNBA should ban Enes Kanter from attending games, and the NBA should do the same out of solidarity.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is my new For Sale: Baby Shoes
Text from a husband to a wife whilst on vacation: Toilet is stopped up. Plunger broke.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“but who will write a poorly thought out piece about trans athletes if the Seattle Times won’t run it” idk one of the dozen other outlets that have in the last month alone
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
unexpected challenge of child moving to college (day 5) is that they communicate more via text but still very sporadically and in abbreviations i do not understand. its like monitoring radio waves from the universe and getting a few indecipherable messages here and there.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
2016 Carolina/State. I think we were down 28-0 at one point. Silent walk to the car and 2 1/2 car ride home. I sought professional help.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Dropped off son at college today and passed an American Legion bbq on the way in and stopped on the way out. Grief assuaged.
Eastern NC bbq plate w bbq, slaw beans & roll in a styrofoam clamshell
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That’s more like it. We’re gonna be ok.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dropping off only child at college today and Spotify is breaking me.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I dreamed it happened and I was there to see it and it seemed so real even though the chalet where it happened was simultaneously on a mountain stream on one side and the NC beachfront on another and Marlon Brando was there and shot himself in the face when he heard the news. But buddy I BELIEVED.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Somebody turn over this horseshoe crab so he can skedaddle.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Spousal Observations directed at me tonight: “You like a good nonbinary haircut.” (True) “You talk a lot about the same things. Thoreau for example.” (True)
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Him many lives must be lost?
An email between spouses:

Subject :  Your dog…

[begin email]
Ate the sub rolls. Got them from the dining room table some time between yesterday lunch and now.

BOTH of them
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Another morning in the big city.
A doe and a fawn in a residential neighborhood in Charlotte,NCA doe and a fawn in a residential neighborhood in Charlotte,NC
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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 05/08/2026
Dril post

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
5:52 PM · Jun 1, 2014
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Keep the romance alive gang.
A text from a middle aged husband to a middle aged wife who are still in love w each other after 32+ years
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Bruce Mirken @brucemirken.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026
Maddow asked #JamesTalarico about attacks on #trans people and those who think that to win, Dems must "moderate" on trans rights. Talarico answered, "I don't believe we win by selling people out." #Texas
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"his retail political skills remind me of bill clinton, who i covered" is the political journo version of "i covered the NBA in the 80s and 90s and this guy reminds me of michael jordan"
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Cassidy Hettesheimer @cassidyhett.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Cheryl Reeve’s shirt today:
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LeeAnn Wombat @jonnyauping.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
seems like a perfectly good time to have the opinion “i support trans people” and not try to big brain it beyond that. always been that time
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Best, most succinct summary of the discourse I’ve read. This is the whole ballgame.
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