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Lithuanian Skeletor

@tarheeldead.bsky.social
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Latter Day Transcendentalist. Tar Heel. Hunt Brothers Pizza enthusiast.

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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I live a life of tremendous cornbread.
A small pone of cornbread fresh out of cast iron skillet.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every centrist voter profiled by the Atlantic.
laszlo cravensworth as the bartender at Lucky Brews in PA: I am just a regular human guy.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bet on yourself gang.
Text message: I’m not leaving until I hear about the hatsText message: Okay. np. U ok?

Yeah. Found the hats.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thanos meme I dont even know who you are.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Never believe vampires.
Lazlo “I am just a regular human guy.”
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good to see Run the Jewels back in the studio.
Roy Williams and Shaquille O’Neal aka DJ Diesel on stage in Chapel Hill
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Five cormorants together in the distance
5 cormorants paddling in the water together
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One of six cormorants perched on submerged logs this afternoon. Also known as as a “gulp” of cormorants.
A cormorant perched on a submerged log on the Linville River. One of six cormorants together aka a gulp of cormorants
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The VP of of the Confederacy still had not gone thru puberty by 1865. Prosecution rests.
Alexander Stephens, posing for a photograph
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
15 years old, clean blood panels and ready for cake.
A 15 year old tricolor beagle-basset stares longingly at a piece of peanut butter birthday cake.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“When I get my own apartment I can get a record player again “ man in record store to child, relationship unclear” Despite it all, I love this city and it saved everyone in my family’s life. A grand town.
Picturesque landscape photo of the Rockies meeting the plains ❤️ A large man and a small woman who married pose with a T. rex fossil/skull between themA prehistoric big pig (super fauna) at the Denver Museum of natural history A photograph (unclear whether collage or single shot) with native artists reenacting Michelangelo ‘s The last Supper. The being in the place of Jesus wears a buffalo mask:headdress  the quote above says “our ancestors, our people are being looked over by strong. Unrelenting  spirits.”
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is my new For Sale: Baby Shoes
Text from a husband to a wife whilst on vacation: Toilet is stopped up. Plunger broke.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Dropped off son at college today and passed an American Legion bbq on the way in and stopped on the way out. Grief assuaged.
Eastern NC bbq plate w bbq, slaw beans & roll in a styrofoam clamshell
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That’s more like it. We’re gonna be ok.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dropping off only child at college today and Spotify is breaking me.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Him many lives must be lost?
An email between spouses:

Subject :  Your dog…

[begin email]
Ate the sub rolls. Got them from the dining room table some time between yesterday lunch and now.

BOTH of them
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Another morning in the big city.
A doe and a fawn in a residential neighborhood in Charlotte,NCA doe and a fawn in a residential neighborhood in Charlotte,NC
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Keep the romance alive gang.
A text from a middle aged husband to a middle aged wife who are still in love w each other after 32+ years
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Incredible
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ominous text from child traveling cross country w friends
A text from a 18 yo son to his parents that reads : We might get haircuts
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Son is in Kansas City. My wife and I respective scouting reports giving off strong strong SEC vs ACC vibes.
Text exchange between son(traveling cross country and in Kansas City:

Dad: Great photo. What did you eat?

Son: in line.

Dad: KC is good on all forms of bbq. Most versatile of the big 4.

Mom: Get burnt ends. Can’t get ANYWHERE ELSE
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
He’s a lot more sinister when encountered in real life.
Jack from Jack in the Box roams the streets of Chapel Hill on Halloween weekend, searching for his next victim
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
He’s disappointed in you.
A near 15 yo tricolor beagle-bassett lays on a red couch with backlighting and wears a countenance of pure disappointment.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If I ever have grandchildren or come out of retirement to coach youth sports again , I will insist on being called “Pop Dog.”
Pringles gives the classic hotdog a summer glow up with first ever Pringles pop dog buns
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
When dinosaurs roamed the Earth (this morning).
A stunning great blue heron on the Linville River.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
First canoe since Helene.
Cloudy but sunny blue skies and green trees reflects off a calm mountain lake in Avery County, NC . The bow of a canoe is seen at the bottom of a picture.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
When the socks are up this high, you’re gonna get a memorable performance
A musician in waiting wears crew socks up high like in Hoosiers as he awaits his chance at open mic night
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
We used to be a country.
A vinyl album entitled Christmas Day with Colonel Sanders. It features a picture of Colonel Sanders dressed as Santa Claus.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Attempted to bury a protein bar in the back yard and led my son to a mass grave of granola/protein bar wrappers. A monster.
A beagle/basset wears a forlorn countenance after his many crimes have been discovered.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hoisting this Father’s Day gift over my head like it’s the Larry O’Brien trophy
Funko Pop Hank Hill (of King Of the Hill fame) on a lawnmower as a Father’s Day gift.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It’s Paraguay Night in America.
Sopa Paraguaya Asado pre cookAsado cooking.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Excited to go through another evening watching one of my favorite teams compete for a championship in June.
Scary painting of some getting attacked/choked—from opening credits of S1 of The Leftovers
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Celebrating PRIDE with Ohtani tonight.
Photo of a Pride Diamondbacks hat in section 329 with the big screen showing Shohei Ohtani  is at bat.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Mike Singletary classic wide eyes dot gif
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Me and the 14 yo made it to the top.
View from atop Beacon Heights near Grandfather Mountain in western NCView from atop Beacon Heights near Grandfather Mountain in western NCA 14 year old beagle/basset descends from the summit.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
First kayak of the year. Snapping turtles abound. Seventy degrees. No clouds.
A photo of a mountain lake near Newland, NC taken from a kayak. Another kayak with a beautiful lady on it is also pictured in the mid distance.A photo of several fallen trees in the cove of a mountain lake near Newland, NC. Two large snapping turtles are sunning themselves atop the fallen trees. A third one has just slipped back into the water.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Winnie the Pooh meme. Olde WTP: sweet potato. Tuxedo wtp: sweetpotato
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
“Alexander wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.”
Canada goose atop an elementary school, surveying all he has conquered.Canada goose atop an elementary school, surveying all he has conquered.Canada goose atop an elementary school, surveying all he has conquered.Canada goose atop an elementary school, surveying all he has conquered.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Same concept.
Scene from 30 Rock where Tracy is trying to watch porn by yelling at the television "Television on! Pornography!"
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Scene from Spinal Tap where the band learns of the recent review of their album Shark Sandwich, “which was merely a two-word review, just said ‘Shit sandwich.’”
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Son telling me he bombed Pride and Prejudice quiz w a 54 with 4 weeks to go in high school. Me:
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Almost there gif from end of OG star wars
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This has never not been true under any set of circumstances.
“Maybe we all need a Vince Coleman in our lives.” A quote from an awful announcing post.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If you come across a black food truck with Philippians 4:13 across the top, accept your blessing beloved.
Fried lemon pepper salmon bites w 
remoullade from Sandra Lee Country Kitchen.Sandra lee’s country kitchen food truck 🛻 n charlotte nc
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
JD Vance responds to Pope Leo “when the pope says that God is never on the side of those who wield  the sword, there is more than 1000 years of tradition of just war theory.” 
“in the same way that it’s important for the vice president of the United States to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy. I think it’s very very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology.”
“and I think that one of these issues here is that there has been, if you’re going to opine, on matters of theology you’ve got to be careful, you’ve got to make sure it’s anchored in the truth, and that’s one of the things I try to do, and it certainly is something I would expect from the clergy, whether they are catholic or protestant.”Check this shit out motherfucker [slide 1 foot out from under me and fall on my ass, it’s not clear what kind of move I was trying to do] tweet by by @mikefossey on June 19, 2014
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
At a pierogi buffet. May die.
A pierogi buffet at Pilot Brewing in Charlotte.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The beach still gets it done.
Sunset at Surf City, NC sound-facing with a water tower casting shadow in the foreground.
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This is post service so we’d changed but nevertheless. Also, first episcopal service in around 2yrs. No less than 8 breakfast casseroles.
A beautiful woman and a large enjoy a rosé near Crossnore, NC
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Lithuanian Skeletor @tarheeldead.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Watching the Fab 5 broadcast
Mr burns with big eyes
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