Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’ve started getting madeleines from a bakery after a run and now every time I bite into one it ratatouilles me back to every other run I’ve been on 030
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026can someone watch this and tell me if he’s a dirtbag. I am simply not interested in Josh Hartnett UNLESS he’s playing dirtbag. 140
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"tansy what could you possible mean when you say the stiffened edge of Jasmine's headscarf drapes weird and makes her look like a periscope?" I'm glad you asked. 192
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026listening to the audiobook of Howl’s Moving Castle and as much as I love the film I do think Miyazaki is a coward for cutting Howl in this fit 082
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 04/10/202680 minutes on modern Guy Ritchie films up now on the Patreon I look forward to never watching a Guy Ritchie movie again except Wife and Dog which I will walk out of if it turns out to not be a Monte Cristo. www.patreon.com/GoingRoguePo...patreon.comRitchieslop | Going Roguethis man has made so many movies. if you're about to comment about the mispronunciation of wrath, I get it right later in the episode. 191
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this also isn't paywalled anyone can watch me make bad decisions in a good t-shirt. 020
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026doing video content on the patreon just this once. www.patreon.com/GoingRoguePo...patreon.comnegroni svegliato | Going Roguethis drink haunts me. full Ritchie ep coming in a few hours. "hey Tansy why don't you do video content" this is why. i put all my stats in p 1164
Reposted by Tansy GardamKevin @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A24 accidentally and unwillingly becoming one of the biggest entertainment conglomerates in America by being the only people who are aware that highbrow liberals spend more money than anyone else 81772222
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026fully took notes at 2am cos I was worried that something structural had happened to the building when my neighbours put an aircon in last week 030
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026they finally invented a melbourne earthquake i can notice 190
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026need y’all to see the keep cups we were given at the Verity screening. 060
Reposted by Tansy Gardamhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 359209525049
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Radiohead’s Spectre, that sauce-free Springsteen song he wrote for Harry Potter… 020
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026dunno if this fits the criteria but I just learned Ace of Bass were supposed to do the theme for GoldenEye and after they got removed they just released the song anyway as The Juvenile 130
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026do we think sorkin did the tan to distract from how badly his suit fits? 280
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026just a heads up for Patrons that I have been struck with the sort of hayfever that killed Jane Austen heroes, so the Guy Ritchie Bonus episode will be coming out this weekend rather than today - on the upside, it is looking like an hour+ of Ritchie rambling that only becomes about Rogue One twice. 2162
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Did you see the headline “Director Sentenced for $11mil Netflix Fraud” and wonder how exactly it happened? Like you needed a much deeper dive into the one film career of said director, and the mechanics of said $11m fraud? Then buddy I got ya. open.spotify.com/episode/7MeZ...open.spotify.com47 RoninGoing Rogue · Episode 0186
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026crazy how she had the exact same day as me but with monsters instead of spreadsheets 1120
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026woman who only knows Resident Evil for the big hat vampire lady, watching Resident Evil (2026): hmm not getting a lotta big hat vampire lady vibes… 0172
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’ll be honest I assumed from the title this would be fun. Remember when Guy Ritchie movies were fun? 010
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Guy baby you GOTTA stop trying to make a Monte Cristo! 100
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Originally the Ritchieslop bonus episode was gonna align with the release of this but honestly after the teaser I’m glad I didn’t wait!youtu.beWIFE AND DOG | Official Teaser | Coming SoonYouTube video by Black Bear 220
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Honestly think I felt more comfortable watching the Rebel Moon directors cuts in public than this 060
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026For personal reasons I am watching Guy Ritchie’s Aladdin at the blood bank and may I say: ooft. 270
Reposted by Tansy GardamAngus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What a truly excellent series of acting choices this fifty seconds of television presents… 64990223
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026went looking for details about a particular department on a film for Going Rogue that I wanted to praise only to find their instagram had already shared a collage which included my letterboxed review 0110
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"every girl has a cat with the same mental illness" oh yeah? well I bought my cat a special bed at the op shop for $5 and learned today they go for $110 new so maybe my cat also got my thrift and sense for a good deal as well as anxiety. 2433
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026it's about this size not the filling. you want to look at it and think you've made a mistake. you need a sandwich which speaks to the greed they wrote about in the bible. 020
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026there is no law against making a Scooby Doo size sandwich. you can just do it now. 1111
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026if we’re dead set on “buzzy author writes screen adaption of Austen” I must insist the next one is Lee Child’s Emma. 160
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I mentioned this in the latest bonus ep but it took the entirety of All The Lovers In The Night for me to recognise Tadanobu Asano even tho I had just watched both 47 Ronin and Shogun cos I have only ever seen him in period/fantasy films 020
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026of all the cast members to use for the Season 2 image 191
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026huge year for jussttttttt editing swear words outta family films 110
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026lmao (from @mattgoldberg.bsky.social writing for @decodingtv.bsky.social the movie isn't out here for two more months) 060
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i'm trying to learn to use Da Vinci Resolve after 10+ years on Premiere and I gotta say - yuck I hate it! 210
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Finally got around to Sarah Wynn-William’s Careless People and so far it is *the* cringe memoir for high achievers who thought their job would change the world then realised they had self-indoctrinated into a cult. 060
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Eugenie and Benedetto both running from their engagement ceremony for completely different reasons but ending up in the same inn which they only discover when Benedetto climbs down Eugenie’s chimney while running from even more cops and find Eugenie in bed with her girlfriend. 050
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026this is painfully on brand but for me the original sin is the entirety of Rogue One but mostly the fact they got away with it. after that every director change/rushed development/studio realignment came with an implicit “it worked for Rogue One”. 192
Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026catching up with mates tonight who were like “on our way, just join us when you’re finished whatever you’re doing” and I had to tell them I was consolidating my honey supply. 030