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Tanner MH

@tanner-mh.bsky.social
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I'm a fiend for mojitos.

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Tanner MH @tanner-mh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pretty good post @minakimes.bsky.social
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player
HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South BiscuitvilleDAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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Tanner MH @tanner-mh.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Excellent pun cc: @bryancurtis.bsky.social
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Tanner MH @tanner-mh.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
thank you to @pablo.show for introducing this glorious anarchy to me a few years ago
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LAISSEZ LES BOO QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
In honor of yesterday’s official Millennial Song thread, I am putting on the official album of elder millennials, Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds: Live at Luther College.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Hey New York Times, I have more subscribers than this fuck on two different platforms where is my profile
platforms.here
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 01/05/2026
San Francisco/Oakland/Marin
Tina Fey, Timothee Chalamet, and Kylie Jenner sit courtside at a basketball game
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Got a big opportunity for your man
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
If you win the Masters back to back you should get green pants
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Tanner MH @tanner-mh.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Rearranging furniture with your spouse is such a underrated romantic gesture. You're basically saying you enjoy spending time with them enough that you want to see them from a literal new perspective.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
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Michelle Bruton @michellebruton.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 29/01/2026
I really want to get an iPhone Air but I'm afraid the camera won't be powerful enough for me. I exclusively take photos of my dogs sleeping
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Hawks 101 @iahawks101.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Dave Matthews and Tim Ryenolds playing Neil Young’s Ohio last night and ends with some Rage Against the Machine.
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I can’t talk during moments like this because I get super Irish about it and immediately want raw vengeance. that and I am reminded that the reason we are here is America has a stupid two party system and the side apparently representing equity and sanity are a pack of useless careerist cunts
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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Tanner MH @tanner-mh.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Thank you @edsbs.bsky.social for sharing this awesome account
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Tanner MH @tanner-mh.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
@patmcafeeshow.bsky.social is anyone going to tell you that your cowboy hat is on backwards? Cc: @edsbs.bsky.social
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Tanner MH @tanner-mh.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Oh great, now @sheaserrano.bsky.social needs to get a search and rescue otter www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adve...
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The Newest Member of Search and Rescue Is an Otter Named Splash
After training to detect odors under water, the aquatic animal has become a useful tool in the effort to locate missing people. He’s also super cute.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Devastated that John Tesh has parted ways with his guitarist who looked exactly like Nick Saban with a wig
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
When I was a kid, I used to use Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboards to prank call any Sarah Connor I could find in a phone book
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/06/2025
Salami Brandished
Salami Brandished
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
this afternoon i have to go get cupcakes for someone will i get myself a cupcake as well? impossible to say, really
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
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Tanner MH @tanner-mh.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
@briancgrubb.bsky.social www.thedrive.com/news/900-eng...
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
"we're going to do one last job"
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
financial advice in a weird time: -- develop a plan -- find friends who support you -- preferably 10 of them -- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand -- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos -- get your wife back -- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw simple
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Tanner MH @tanner-mh.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
@pablo.show Regarding faxes: hi Pablo, most buildings now only have phone lines to dial out fire alarms to the fire department. Fun fact, these copper lines are nicknamed POTS - plain old telephone service. Happy to be your building infrastructure correspondent!
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Brian Kahn @blkahn.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Just thinking about what the US looked like before the EPA existed
A vintage photo from the National Archives shows smog hanging over the New York skylineA vintage photo from the National Archives shows damaged oil drums piled high at an Exxon refinery. A vintage photo from the National Archives shows cars driving down a road as smoke spews from factories in the distance and air pollution hangs over everything.A vintage photo from the National Archives shows smog in Los Angeles taken from a high vantage point.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Muting Tom Brady, turning on the Philly police scanner
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