Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 2hI had to stop calling patients for a sec to let the shrek I'm a believer scene play through my head 🙂↕️ 020
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 10h"Some things just take as long as they take" i say to myself on the subway platform while running 5min late for work 020
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 23hI really do just get home and forget to change out of my scrubs (in my defense: comfy) 110
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The only app i can safely open on the bus is libby 💀 And like, snaps from a couple purely platonic friends 030
Reposted by Tani Hilfaggerillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026assigning benjamin netanyahu an essay about why genocide is bad 1315
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Im so excited for the events I'm attending this month I'm also looking forward to being done with october so I can sleep for 3months and only return in time for my birthday 150
Reposted by Tani HilfaggerRyan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“I’m gonna go out on a limb” the limb being oomf’s third leg 31004
Reposted by Tani HilfaggerShane @ligetisplit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Tops posting with a bottom without tagging them feels illegal to me. Cite your sources. 1245
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Lowkey (highkey) wish I could swap my roomie for his girlfriend 110
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The only troops i support are the gays participating in locktober, I could never do what you do but I respect the sacrifice 🫡 010
Reposted by Tani HilfaggerHomocommunist @homocommunist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Good morning comrades 0649
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I fell in love with no fewer than 3 people in the club Thursday Disregard the fact that we only made eye contact 020
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Somewhere out there is a me who doesn't do everything by the skin of their teeth 💀 030
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Big purse, little backpack? Or Big backpack, little purse? 020
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ideal sleep situation btwstatic.klipy.comPokemon Mewtwo in BubbleAlt: Pokemon Mewtwo sleeping in a tank 040
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Made the tough choice to skip a show tonight so id be ready for my evening trip to Manhattan tmrw 🫣 150
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You ever give in to tiredness so you lay down and allow yourself a short rest before you start getting stuff done? The second the alarm is set, I'm vibrating with kinetic energy. 😩 can a body make up its mind 000
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Team "taking the bus home instead of the subway so I'm forced to take a 30min break" 110
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Crying! In the Miller Theater (All my friends left during intermission) 011
Reposted by Tani Hilfaggermichael @radplanets.com · 29/09/2026society if the phrase “circle back” was illegal 4875
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Word on the street spotify is down? SoundCloud would never 🙅 010
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I havent decided which is worse The bees and wasps in the trashcan where i grew up, or the full sized rats where i now live 020
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Some guy tried to stop me omw to the bus, saying he's giving away 5k (he flashes a thick envelope) via bottlecap shell game I go to leave a 2nd time and am like "sorry I'm late, good luck tho" I hear him say "yo you're gay" and as I crossed the street i hollered back "true"/ threw him a ✌️🙂↕️ 010
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I wonder if it's the first creep of cold Or the multiple missed doses Or the family member in the hospital Or the semi-regular sleep deprivation Or the weekend undereating All this to say I'm not doing so hot at the moment 110
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026All I've done today is make breakfast and put away laundry but my body says it's naptime so 😴 040
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Too early for righteous fury, best i can do rn is exhausted agitation 020
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Unrelated to the previous post abt coworkers, one of em told me today that they recently discovered Bjork and thought id like her 💀 sir I'm almost a decade older than you, I've been listening to Bjork since you were like 2 120
Reposted by Tani HilfaggerThe Wor$t Tall in America @talltbh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Dumplings, rt if you agree 06026
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Having come from a mostly retail background, I absolutely get making fun of rude customers and the like but some of my coworkers at the hospital take way too much glee in making patient access more frustrating than it needs to be. 110
Reposted by Tani HilfaggerMegabytes Of Bad Guy @lemurianserpent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You're going to hate me for saying this, which is fair, but I feel like I still have to acknowledge that, technically, Homestuck did actually in fact predict the incredibly specific future scenario of "Nicki Minaj becomes the cultural ambassador and minion of a senile misogynistic manchild tyrant" 011
Reposted by Tani Hilfaggerdylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Gay people shouldn’t have to work and I shouldn’t have to explain any further 520528
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've turned into my mother (cleaning and doing dishes at 4am cuz my body said it's time to wake up) Why anyone allows men in the house is beyond me because wtf happened to the clean kitchen i went to bed with 010
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I spent my childhood tidying behind/cleaning up after my dad and brother, alongside my mother How lucky am I that, as an adult, I get to continue cleaning up after men who should know better 010
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Out here walking circles round old city cuz my unobservant ass didn't clock the detour signage 020
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'd love to forget the Magicians scene where the Trickster God turns a live cat inside out 😩 000
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When you suddenly cant see another person in the threadstatic.klipy.comPikachu Disbelief Blink MemeAlt: Pikachu Disbelief Blink Meme 040
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026And if I used the mickey mouse voice in bed, what then? 061
Reposted by Tani Hilfaggertinytim @micarebear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Black Eye Peas: Whacha gonna do with all that junk? Me: I probably need to just throw it away, but what if I need it? 2203
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If we faggots have offended Think but this and all is mended That we have but kiki'd here As these visions did appear ✨️ 140
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Seeing Sara Bareilles last night unlocked a loudly hopeful part of myself, cuz how else could I concoct a future with a man i saw for 30 seconds and said like 5 words to. After all what good is having another's heart when I've refused to give up mine. 🫣 031
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The messages, they pile Dust collecting on the shelf Arm in arm with rank and file With nothing but our failing health 🫡 010
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I've got a full heart and a head full of eepy 0100
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Engaging in puppy play by getting so excited I almost make myself sick 050
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In my heart I'm already crying over seeing Sara Bareilles tonight 000
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026With all this chilly rain it seems like a good day to break out the Thotumn Playlist 🙂↕️ 110
Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hey Google how different would my life be if I hadn't repeatedly thrown myself into relationships as a means of escaping my childhood home 130