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Tani Hilfagger

@tani-heart.bsky.social
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💝Tsar of Hearts👑 31 | They/Them | Philly Anarcho✡️ | ♒️ | 🔞 Girlypop 🌞 /Circus freak🌛/ Homebody Rising IG: tani.heart

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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 2h
I had to stop calling patients for a sec to let the shrek I'm a believer scene play through my head 🙂‍↕️
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 10h
"Some things just take as long as they take" i say to myself on the subway platform while running 5min late for work
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 23h
I really do just get home and forget to change out of my scrubs (in my defense: comfy)
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only app i can safely open on the bus is libby 💀 And like, snaps from a couple purely platonic friends
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
assigning benjamin netanyahu an essay about why genocide is bad
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Im so excited for the events I'm attending this month I'm also looking forward to being done with october so I can sleep for 3months and only return in time for my birthday
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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“I’m gonna go out on a limb” the limb being oomf’s third leg
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Shane @ligetisplit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tops posting with a bottom without tagging them feels illegal to me. Cite your sources.
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lowkey (highkey) wish I could swap my roomie for his girlfriend
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The only troops i support are the gays participating in locktober, I could never do what you do but I respect the sacrifice 🫡
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Homocommunist @homocommunist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning comrades
a comrade with the caption "it hangs to the left, purely out of political conviction"
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I fell in love with no fewer than 3 people in the club Thursday Disregard the fact that we only made eye contact
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What the fuck is up Manhattan
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somewhere out there is a me who doesn't do everything by the skin of their teeth 💀
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Big purse, little backpack? Or Big backpack, little purse?
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ideal sleep situation btw
static.klipy.com
Pokemon Mewtwo in Bubble
Alt: Pokemon Mewtwo sleeping in a tank
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Made the tough choice to skip a show tonight so id be ready for my evening trip to Manhattan tmrw 🫣
Mirror peace sign zelfie. I'm in a black and white geometric top, a jewel toned 80s jacket, and light purple pants
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You ever give in to tiredness so you lay down and allow yourself a short rest before you start getting stuff done? The second the alarm is set, I'm vibrating with kinetic energy. 😩 can a body make up its mind
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Team "taking the bus home instead of the subway so I'm forced to take a 30min break"
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
S2g the 715 mfl train never shows 😭
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Crying! In the Miller Theater (All my friends left during intermission)
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michael @radplanets.com · 29/09/2026
society if the phrase “circle back” was illegal
futuristic utopia
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Word on the street spotify is down? SoundCloud would never 🙅
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I havent decided which is worse The bees and wasps in the trashcan where i grew up, or the full sized rats where i now live
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oof ouch ow
Tweet by "electronicbodymoid" @ebmoid
"I'm like if a tortured artist made no art"
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some guy tried to stop me omw to the bus, saying he's giving away 5k (he flashes a thick envelope) via bottlecap shell game I go to leave a 2nd time and am like "sorry I'm late, good luck tho" I hear him say "yo you're gay" and as I crossed the street i hollered back "true"/ threw him a ✌️🙂‍↕️
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder if it's the first creep of cold Or the multiple missed doses Or the family member in the hospital Or the semi-regular sleep deprivation Or the weekend undereating All this to say I'm not doing so hot at the moment
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Manifesting: I will not crash out tomorrow
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All I've done today is make breakfast and put away laundry but my body says it's naptime so 😴
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Too early for righteous fury, best i can do rn is exhausted agitation
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Unrelated to the previous post abt coworkers, one of em told me today that they recently discovered Bjork and thought id like her 💀 sir I'm almost a decade older than you, I've been listening to Bjork since you were like 2
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The Wor$t Tall in America @talltbh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dumplings, rt if you agree
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Having come from a mostly retail background, I absolutely get making fun of rude customers and the like but some of my coworkers at the hospital take way too much glee in making patient access more frustrating than it needs to be.
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Megabytes Of Bad Guy @lemurianserpent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You're going to hate me for saying this, which is fair, but I feel like I still have to acknowledge that, technically, Homestuck did actually in fact predict the incredibly specific future scenario of "Nicki Minaj becomes the cultural ambassador and minion of a senile misogynistic manchild tyrant"
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gay people shouldn’t have to work and I shouldn’t have to explain any further
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've turned into my mother (cleaning and doing dishes at 4am cuz my body said it's time to wake up) Why anyone allows men in the house is beyond me because wtf happened to the clean kitchen i went to bed with
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I spent my childhood tidying behind/cleaning up after my dad and brother, alongside my mother How lucky am I that, as an adult, I get to continue cleaning up after men who should know better
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Out here walking circles round old city cuz my unobservant ass didn't clock the detour signage
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'd love to forget the Magicians scene where the Trickster God turns a live cat inside out 😩
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you suddenly cant see another person in the thread
static.klipy.com
Pikachu Disbelief Blink Meme
Alt: Pikachu Disbelief Blink Meme
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And if I used the mickey mouse voice in bed, what then?
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tinytim @micarebear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Black Eye Peas: Whacha gonna do with all that junk? Me: I probably need to just throw it away, but what if I need it?
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If we faggots have offended Think but this and all is mended That we have but kiki'd here As these visions did appear ✨️
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seeing Sara Bareilles last night unlocked a loudly hopeful part of myself, cuz how else could I concoct a future with a man i saw for 30 seconds and said like 5 words to. After all what good is having another's heart when I've refused to give up mine. 🫣
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The messages, they pile Dust collecting on the shelf Arm in arm with rank and file With nothing but our failing health 🫡
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've got a full heart and a head full of eepy
Peace sign mirror selfiem I'm in a blue paisley with red tie and gray sweater with accompanying chains and clips
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Engaging in puppy play by getting so excited I almost make myself sick
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In my heart I'm already crying over seeing Sara Bareilles tonight
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
With all this chilly rain it seems like a good day to break out the Thotumn Playlist 🙂‍↕️
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Tani Hilfagger @tani-heart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey Google how different would my life be if I hadn't repeatedly thrown myself into relationships as a means of escaping my childhood home
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