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Tom Naysmith

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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Much more likely to be an AI issue
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think the punishment of being kicked out of the playoffs was enough, suspended sentence was absolutely correct IMO
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That is exactly the punishment they should have given out. I'm frankly amazed that the FA have done the right thing
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And if we are in Europe we would have higher revenues. Oh, and well just have a few more Beyonce concerts if we get in Europe *waving to Villa fans*
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The new AI version of Google Finance is so bad it's actually hilarious. Completely and utterly unusable 🙄
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Amazing, like watching the Beatles documentary, seeing a song you love just come to life. I imagine watching Python develop sketches would have been similarly mesmerising
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow, someone who has never met a middle aged man in his life...
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Because everyone wants to go to the USA right now....
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
youtu.be/JYqfVE-fykk?...
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Washington's Dream - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He's an idiot. And you know what? You all voted him in twice. You even had 4 years to think about the second time. Unfortunately that makes the rest of the world think that he may not be the only problem.
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Surprise, surprise, it is 2030. But fair play, let's see how many other Senators who aren't set to run until 2030 manage to grow a backbone?
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let me guess, he isn't running for re-election in November? I'm guessing he isn't until 2030?
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Either way, signing that piece of paper won't stop or start anything. It actually looks remarkably similar to the treaty that they had in place beforehand. It's all nonsense
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It means nothing if the parliament doesn't ratify it
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Including or excluding you???
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Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Started watching Sky’s War Game last night where Michael Gove is the PM during the Russian attack and I’m afraid it is just very difficult to watch it without thinking of this, one of the great cartoons ever published
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He's got to stop playing him and get rid, probably at the end of the season. God knows who would take him off our hands 😭
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans
Piddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Went through Seville airport yesterday. Straight to machine, machine had a think for 10 seconds, said I had already provided details before (true, in Salzburg in March) and told me I could go on my way. Very simple. I didn't vote for Brexit btw.
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Patel is so dumb he thinks he won the straw pull and was happy to do it.
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh heh
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's a typo, he said 'by' when you watch the video.
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So what she is really saying is "we took the bribe, fuck you all".
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No, their financial directors all got together and said we are losing tens of billions every year and we are going to run out of money. There is no path to profitability.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas.
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Two years????
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nice electrical grid you got there....
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All these middle aged, middle class Brits on the TV in awe at having the chance to see the Bayeux tapestry. They do realise that it's been available to see in Normandy for the last 900 years? I went to see it in the 1980s when I was about 12 on a school trip.
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When you already own the DOJ and SCOUTS it doesn't really matter. Not that he would ever actually pay out, even if they did win the midterms.
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Christian Radnedge @christianrad.com · 10/09/2026
Preach, Poch. #hesmagicyouknow #COYS
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why isn't this reported as: ANTHROPIC TRIED TO UPLOAD A MALICIOUS PACKAGE TO THE PYPI SOFTWARE REPOSITORY?
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Stuart Davidson 🇬🇱 @stutheeditor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"...Then they came for the Mail & I fell of my chair laughing because I am not a Mail reader"
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He pulled the election stunt to try and delay another investigation into a £5m personal gift/donation. I know, it's very hard to keep up with all of the dodgy donations, even if you live in the UK.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige.
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just another day, who remembers exactly what they were doing that day......
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's a 5 hour time difference. Same in time zone as going London to NY, which is always the direction I have no problem with. Flight is more than twice as long, but they will be going in luxury, so it could work. Concern is these are huge guys so how comfortable will they ever get on the flight?
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If tariffs are so good, this must be better for the Canadians then?????
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tallest dwarf competition here....
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Mark O’Neill 🐻 @radiobeartime.com · 07/09/2026
Big fan of how Russia can shut down a major UK port for half a day with just 5kg of cocaine and 100 severely divorced men.
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Andy Reid isn't it? Former Forest and Spurs player.
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gallagher is a disaster IMO and I think you have to play Solanke away from home.
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What a great read. Now you have to endure the football 😬
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Maybe the new ownership at The Telegraph will finally have word with their editor?
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Duncan Robinson @duncanrobinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yep, those water cooled Nvidia GPU's certainly don't use any water......
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Also known as a Nescafé handshake
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What an idiot. How is all that LNG going to bypass the straight in 2 years? How is all the fertilizer?
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Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So on brand. Two terrible signings to cap off an otherwise encouraging window
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