Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wow, someone who has never met a middle aged man in his life... 010
Reposted by Tom NaysmithSeth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats 33672901087
Reposted by Tom NaysmithJessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Started watching Sky’s War Game last night where Michael Gove is the PM during the Russian attack and I’m afraid it is just very difficult to watch it without thinking of this, one of the great cartoons ever published 541632391
Reposted by Tom NaysmithPete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comPiddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plansPiddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby 1663527837
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026So what she is really saying is "we took the bribe, fuck you all". 100
Reposted by Tom NaysmithBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas. 230113251303
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026All these middle aged, middle class Brits on the TV in awe at having the chance to see the Bayeux tapestry. They do realise that it's been available to see in Normandy for the last 900 years? I went to see it in the 1980s when I was about 12 on a school trip. 110
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026When you already own the DOJ and SCOUTS it doesn't really matter. Not that he would ever actually pay out, even if they did win the midterms. 010
Reposted by Tom NaysmithChristian Radnedge @christianrad.com · 10/09/2026Preach, Poch. #hesmagicyouknow #COYS 1132
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Why isn't this reported as: ANTHROPIC TRIED TO UPLOAD A MALICIOUS PACKAGE TO THE PYPI SOFTWARE REPOSITORY? 011
Reposted by Tom NaysmithStuart Davidson 🇬🇱 @stutheeditor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"...Then they came for the Mail & I fell of my chair laughing because I am not a Mail reader" 41418
Reposted by Tom NaysmithCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige. 13353351299
Reposted by Tom NaysmithMark O’Neill 🐻 @radiobeartime.com · 07/09/2026Big fan of how Russia can shut down a major UK port for half a day with just 5kg of cocaine and 100 severely divorced men. 18670178
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Would be so on brand for Spurs after doing everything in the window that Spurs fans wanted, to fuck up the end. Let Moore and Danso go and not replace them with desired upgrades and get gazumped by a rival. 110
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Said with a completely straight facestatic.klipy.comEverything Is Fine All Ok - Chemical AliALT: Everything Is Fine All Ok - Chemical Ali 010
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Holy crap. If you saw that in a film you wouldn't believe it. 010
Reposted by Tom NaysmithAdam Powley @adampowley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton was one of those rare people who made their fortune through sheer talent and then used that wealth and profile to try and make a difference for other people. Puts to shame all those useless billionaire men whose only purpose in their useless lives is to make more money for themselves. 27124
Reposted by Tom NaysmithGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 24/08/2026this is approximately the correct amount of decorum this admin deserves 131163136
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Two seasons ago I gave up my season ticket as Spurs. Two reasons, main reason was the journey from Bath. Second was because I was fed up paying thousands of pounds a season for the club to spend no money on players. Today, I was invited to Brentford by a friend (home end) 1/3 100
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Off to watch the mighty Spurs at Brentford. After going to watch the grand total of zero games last season I am experiencing a very strange emotion. I'm actually looking forward to watching Spurs play a game of football. (In the Brentford end before anyone moans about away ticket allocation) 250
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I remember beating a newly promoted team 3-0 in the opening game of last season..... 030
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Hahahahahaha. £100m!!!! I don't think he is worth a third of that! 111
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My brother did a 12 month tour in Iraq in the US army with only a few weeks back home in the middle. The trauma is indescribable. Understand that Iraq was worse, but unbelievable that people are being put through this again. My brother's stories haunt me to this day. 000
Reposted by Tom NaysmithShar A @sharal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Sadly I won’t be around for the next eclipse but I hope Keith Richards enjoys it 120854
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Well, the last one I saw was in 1999. It happened during a work day. We all walked out into Queen's Square in Bath, noticed it get dark and then light again. Similar this year really, just at home, in Bradford on Avon, with a glass of wine. This time is slightly better, because of the wine. 100
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Sky News about to have their next dildo moment #eclipse 010
Reposted by Tom NaysmithDanny Kelly @dannykelly.bsky.social · 09/08/2026This is what happens when you hand the football coverage to Christopher Nolan. 291
Reposted by Tom NaysmithHillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Local man suggests jailing own boss. 406124753567
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I'll bookmark this and what sophisticated investors are thinking 🤣 000
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Oh, this will be funny 🤣. I imagine this will look like something from the DOJ 🤣 000
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Or not close enough, depending on your view point 🤔 010
Reposted by Tom NaysmithNettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week. 17270682911
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 02/08/2026This is clearly illegal. You have to be very brave to sign up to this service and act on it as you will clearly be breaking NY state laws, for which there is no presidential pardon on offer in 2028. 010
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 31/07/2026static.klipy.comBoy Enthusiastically Pleads with Fingers CrossedALT: Boy Enthusiastically Pleads with Fingers Crossed 010
Reposted by Tom NaysmithJames O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Not sure who did this but they should be arrested immediately. 1613485892
Reposted by Tom NaysmithMichael Hamilton 🇯🇲 @michaelham1973.bsky.social · 25/07/2026A very short story 🤣 184
Reposted by Tom NaysmithAndrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Appreciate Spain and Argentina paying tribute to the New York Jets by doing absolutely nothing on a Sunday afternoon in the meadowlands. 81034249
Reposted by Tom NaysmithPatrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I've lived in Beijing, and the thing is - they don't have elections. 24993621861
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Just wait until she finds out who killed her brother. Spoiler alert: It was Russia 020
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Haha, American politics is so laughable. If this happened in a developing country we would all roll our eyes. 000
Reposted by Tom NaysmithBensmom33 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I need you to find me 3 more goals. 844929
Tom Naysmith @tanaysmith.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Golf hand clap for SCOTUS and their immunity ruling 010
Reposted by Tom Naysmith🇨🇦 👊🇨🇦 @sorry-iamcanadian.bsky.social · 27/06/2026A young man at yesterday’s Toronto Blue Jays vs Texas Rangers game caught a home run ball hit by Wyatt Langford. The Blue Jays fan then proceeded to give it to a young Rangers fan wearing a Langford jersey. Canadians being Canadian. Kindness… spread that sh*t everywhere. #Canada #BlueJays #MLB 1043084604
Reposted by Tom NaysmithBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026This guy claimed he was a British guy who was somebody different from a guy from Rhode Island who raped two people. Once they found out he had the same exact tattoo, he claimed someone attacked him in the hospital and put the tattoo on him. Anyway this guy's alive. 641072110
