Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 20hAnd don't fret dear readers. I sure did celebrate. And was celebrated. 020
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 20hThe only birthday card I received was from the hotel I paid for. But ya know what? It feels fucking fantastic to have reached a point in my life where I can spoil myself like this. A freedom and indulgence younger me wouldn't have thought possible. I had a BATH for HOURS. Twice. 130
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 22hType O Negative's Everyone I Love Is Dead sure is hitting different this year *skip track* 000
Reposted by SaltyBen Taels @bentaels.taels.net · 08/10/2026Hey! Kiwi's overseas! Are you registered to vote? Because the statistics say that a lot of you are not and it is going to be a tight election. Details on eligability and how to enrol here: vote.nz/2026-general... #nzpolvote.nz 0159
Reposted by Saltypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 168124152648
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I got this patch at the gift shop of the museum that's in the old St Thomas hospital in London. 010
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Went to the beach with a pal this morning (no pics, it was at the women's only ocean baths so I could get my tits out). Now feeling: salty fresh 030
Reposted by Saltythe Juice Media @thejuicemedia.com · 01/10/2026For our friends in Aotearoa-New Zealand as they head to an election on Sat 7 Nov 🇳🇿 👉 Make sure you’re enrolled to vote: https:/:vote.nz 🚨 Enrolments close October 25! 17408196
Reposted by SaltyAmazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026grazing animals' eyeballs rotate when they lower their heads to keep their pupils aligned with the horizon. you know this now. you're welcome 14795210
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They are so grotty! I've seen middle aged men with a whole armful on, ew ew ew. I take mine off asap, which means immediately if it's an event I'm running. 010
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Making plans with friends because good gods I need to go somewhere that isn't my apartment or workplace. Beach date! Fine dining date! Painting windowsills date! 000
Reposted by SaltyDaniel Vernon @yeehawtheboys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Don’t be left sitting on the sidelines, make sure you’re enrolled to vote! 812462
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm gonna listen to it now at the gym. I don't think going to the gym infrequently is going to undo the damage of shift work. I just worked 7 days straight and I'm about to work the next 11 in a row 🫠 001
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ha. Ha. Ha. I just opened my podcast app and this episode was released by the ABC today. 110
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 23/09/2026For a job that's only supposed to be 72 hours a fortnight, it's wild how often we end up working over 90. Which doesn't sound too bad but damn, shift work takes it out of ya. At least my income is 📈 My mental and physical health is 📉 110
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Looking at you History Hit (which is actually fantastic and I very happily pay a subscription for because I believe in paying for good quality, well researched content, created by people with qualifications who really do know what they're talking about. And I fucking hate all advertising) 000
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Further to my irritation of the podcasts-are-now-videos trend: if I am a paid subscriber to your content platform that has its own app and ALSO ALREADY DOES VIDEO, don't tell me to go watch podcasts on youtube, a completely different platform with advertising. 110
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Continuing the theme of teenage sex and death (go see Camp Miasma) went to The Heathers musical last night. Suicide featured pretty heavily when I was a teen, and people I know just keep doing it. So. Yeah. But hey, I'm always here for fit men taking their shirts off, and there was a lot of that. 030
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Pet hate right now is that all my podcasts are going to a video format and fuck offfffff. Now you all do a "oh those listening can't see this, so I'll describe it...". Ugh, I signed up to an audio format. I do not like computer anymore, so I'm not sitting in front of a monitor at all now *grump* 061
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Two topless dudes seen on the same neighbourhood block. Summer has arrived in Sydney. Thank fuck. 221
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So I feel like I've been to enough funerals recently to be in a position to judge that today's was the absolute worst yet. No celebration of life, all religions passages & sermons. Amazing fucking Grace the only hymn. Nothing of the man himself evident in the short service. He would have hated it. 040
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Team, I am dealing with yet another death (co-worker's suicide) and as I prepare to go to the 4th funeral of the year, I am grateful for pals who take me to hardware stores and help me paint walls, and others who let me join them on dog walks in nice parks on sunny days. How good are good friends? 230
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is the same reason I still haven't legally changed my name. Oh, the ADMIN! 010
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Reminder that NZ GOT RID OF VOTER ENROLLMENT ON THE DAY because yay let's disenfranchise more of the population, and that Australia's compulsory voting is superior. 040
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The first living ancient Roman politician to put his head on a coin was Julius Caesar. And that bitch got knifed. As did the vast majority of emperors who came after. 010
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I am working too much and generally avoiding feelings, but I do have my own good egg @nfornihilism.net who takes me out to see good films as a distraction. Which is very good when we are not doing our best huh? *hugs* 120
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Tonight I was taken to pro wrestling and it was gay af and yes I will be going again. With names like Inner West Unrest, Vegan Violence, and Fly Guy, you know it's gonna be a fun night. 010
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 29/08/2026IT'S SO GOOD! Glad you have such a good egg to take you to nice things ❤️ 210
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Anyway, let's roll the dice on new hormonal BC. Will it balance me? Or will I be thrown into a black hole of depression like every other time I've tried? I don't even need it for the birth control! Everyone I fuck has a vasectomy. It's just I'm nearly 40 and I am fucking over periods and PMS. 120
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My GP sang 🎶 Going to the drug fridge. Going to the drug fridge. 🎶 before she did indeed go to the drug fridge and gave me free drugs. I love her. 040
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I love my job that pays so good. But because I can be randomly drug tested, I've had to rawdog the grieving process and it has SUCKED MAJOR ASS. I would just like to rack up lines and smoke myself into oblivion for a bit. But nooooooo. So overworking so I don't feel feelings it is then I guess. 130
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Oh gee, a 92 hour fortnight was a lot. I shouldn't take so much overtime again. *immediately does another 92 hour fortnight* Anyway, I'm dealing with grief real good over here pals. 110
Reposted by SaltyEmily @emilywrites.co.nz · 24/08/2026Everyone is either sick or knows someone who's sick and you know what? It's the Government's fault. Please share this article as widely as you can. This amount of mass illness isn't a coincidence, it's a choice they're making for you #nzpol www.emilywrites.co.nz/this-governm...emilywrites.co.nzThis government is making you sickSo many of us are sick. And there's a reason for it. 17253
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Please let me introduce you to my favourite historian. A woman who _gets me_. 000
Reposted by Saltyonion person @junlper.beer · 19/08/2026i think the big data center backlash has a lot to do with technology getting worse, costing more, building a surveillance state, destroying the environment, owned by a class of wealthy elite that coalesced behind the fascist regime that made clear they’d sacrifice humanity for their own power growth 444183850
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Taking myself out to celebrate myself. I've just been through a fucking harrowing few months. I also just got the largest fucking pay packet of my life. So yeah, imma have a fancy little dinner as a treat if I feel like it. 170
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 19/08/2026One day Auckland, I hope you learn to love your trains as much as we love ours in Sydney (I operate some of the lines in this video and cannot get this dumb song out of my head) m.youtube.com/watch?v=OOxk...m.youtube.comFell For A Train | Official Music VideoYouTube video by Fell For A Train 010
Reposted by SaltyTimothy Gassin @timothygassin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The Australian media giving a more honest assessment of the last few years in NZ than much of the NZ media. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08... 212766
Reposted by SaltyFlashman @crankgriems.bsky.social · 13/08/2026while this is true, it's also fine to say you don't want to view ads because they're annoying 163
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 11/08/2026As someone who was recently by their Dad's side for the last part of his journey, I know how raw this is. You and your whanau have all my love. Also make sure he gets a hospice referral when the time comes. The gentle support there is such a kindness, and you will need it as much as him x 030
Reposted by Saltyhu ... Kia hora te marino ... @sammasamadhi @sammasamadhi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I was reading about these books being destroyed just last week Wellington second-hand bookstore’s mysterious orders www.rnz.co.nz/life/books/w...rnz.co.nzWellington second-hand bookstore’s mysterious ordersBook Haven in Wellington's Newtown started to receive more orders than it could possibly handle. 11711
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I'm going with yes, and only this morning, because their PIDs on platforms and in the trains are fucked and showing wrong. 010
Salty @tamora.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Um. Did the metro extension soft launch? I work for <government transport department> and I swear there's been no fanfare about this on the intranet. 100
