Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 14hI know no one has ever told him to his face "that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard", but I prefer to imagine he's heard it SO often that it doesn't even register anymore, like tinnitus. 131
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Eazy-ERA Glass CeeLo Wage Gap Band Title IX Inch Nails 110
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Really excited for my new SI optimized phone. 000
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Feminize a band XXTC Feminem Sheagles Lady Chic Judas Priestess 38-26-38 Special Bachman Turner Ovaries 120
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"You glaze your salmon and you think no one will know. But two will know: God, and Poirot. It is time to serve this fish." 000
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Let us assume for a moment that the chicken is golden brown and delicious." - Cooking with Hercule 000
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I trust @emophilips.bsky.social 's "no cannibalism" guarantee slightly less now 😬 010
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Friend: "It's like Sorvino is a Gundam he's about to pilot." 000
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Firm seemed to actively try to make Tom Cruise appear two feet shorter than Paul Sorvino. 000
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 20/09/2026@bsky.app still doesn't display the last line of each post consistently, but at least I have to confirm I'm about to reply in English every single time 🙄 010
Reposted by Amusing PseudonymBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Angine de Poitrine fucking rules. 69112840
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Bad News are positively gagging to open for Ed Sheeran 010
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In the minute or so I saw of Hegseth's 9/11 remembrance speech, he said oil tankers belong at the bottom of the ocean, referenced God three times and the Scripture once, called Iran a theocracy, and said Amen. 010
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Some folks on Threads are saying "psh, that A.I. leaker is just trying to promote the company and boost its value." I really don't want to engage them in conversation, but what am I missing? How on Earth could "this product will kill us all" be interpreted as positive advertising? 000
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I hope @buzzburbank.bsky.social gets a royalty for commercials instead of a flat rate, because NBC4 has been playing that My Plumber spot twice every break for the past five hours. 010
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 09/09/2026One week the TV in our dorm was out so roommate and I went to watch TNG in the student union lounge. It was the stuck-in-a-time-loop ep, which prompted two girls who'd been there minding their own business to exclaim "Holy shit, it's Frasier!" and "This show crazy!" 010
Reposted by Amusing PseudonymAmusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Quote this with who you’d be in Star Trek 011
Reposted by Amusing PseudonymAmusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I really do enjoy Trek 6, but always shake my head a little at this scene. "Is someone murdering in here??" 111
Reposted by Amusing PseudonymAmusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Which movie prop had the worst Importance-to-Effort ratio, and why was it the flying Ho Ho from Star Trek 4? 🤔 001
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Inspired by a Charles Grodin marathon on TCM, I made the lyonnaise potatoes he won't shut up about in Midnight Run. Turns out they're just fried taters with onions and parsley, nothing crazy. 🤷 010
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Who knows what evil lurks in the bags of men? 020
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Doing his own research on Tiny Tim's comorbidities 🩼🩻 000
Reposted by Amusing PseudonymBill Kuchman @billkuchman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This sounded especially bizarre to me. So I looked it up. Duffy seems to have confused the EPA ending a credit for “engines that automatically turn off when vehicles come to a complete stop and restart when drivers take their feet off the brake pedal” with the START buttons that are now universal. 132810583
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My man looks like the orthodontia equivalent of a CPR dummy 010
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It wasn't quite my email address but it was damn close and f*** Instagram for even trying to autofill my info in an ad 😠 020
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 29/08/2026If you see this, post your getaway vehicle. 000
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 26/08/2026They're disguising AI human support training as videogames. 100
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty Pedant (me): The appropriate description of any given vessel is dependent upon both its natural, default state, as well as the change upon said state the observer is responsible for affecting. 🤓 010
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Is "religious exemption" basically a magic spell you can just declare with no documentation or follow up questions? This feels like trying to claim medical disability because you're not allowed to lift anything while your doctor is there saying "uh, yeah you are." www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...miamiherald.comCatholic bishops remind attorney general about separation of church and state“The government may not decide that Church teaching is insufficiently religious,” wrote the Florida Conference of Catholic Bishops. 000
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only 010
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"Boys of Sharyn" Don Henley x Killswitch Engage #mashup #MashWednesday 000
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 19/08/2026There should be an official statistical term for this, like "the Trump Inversion" -- when you have more convictions than supporters. 110
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