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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 1m
Same, Viki. Same. #OLTL 1990
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 14m
lol I’m weirdly excited to see just how bad it can get
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 35m
R*seanne B*rr and a bunch of other M*GA mofos making an independent sitcom about struggling FARMERS? The farmers who have been fucked over by their hero? Unreal
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 9h
Wish you were here!
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 9h
After-hours staff party at whatever that bar is they all go to now. They had Britt going around being abrasive and insulting people for no reason, then acting surprised they don’t think she’s lovely. It’s stupid.
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 12h
This is the newest new guy? Why do they keep getting less and less… you know what, 🤐 #GH
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 12h
Banned from Port Charles’ version of Uber, even. This cartoon bitch version of Britt is unbearable. We don’t need to watch some loud girl hate herself and take it out on everyone else for no reason. #GH
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 12h
A whole fucking episode about whether or not Britt is unpleasant! Yes, god, she’s awful, it’s not news! Awful to be around, awful to watch. #GH
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 12h
Whew, Emma! “Entitled little bitch for forever” “WSB Barbie to CEO Barbie” “nepo baby job” 😂👏🏻 #GH
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 13h
Excuse me, who the fuck cares whether or not Britt gets along with her co-workers? Why do we need extensive dialogue about this? #GH
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Supergirl 18 (3648)
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I distinctly remember Melanie and Troy (or Colin? same diff, who cares) causing me to remove OLTL from my VCR programming for months on end. And in recent re-watching, I had to FF all of Dr Paige Miller, and completely bailed on 2005 to seek solace in the late 80s.
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
So #OLTL 1990 really isn’t good, but it’s (3 months in) not as actively unpleasant as a couple of those early 2000s years. I’ve been letting some episodes play quietly since I got home from work, not fully watching, just enjoying the old-school soap ambiance without paying close attention.
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
❤️Thanks Lucy. I missed this earlier
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Wil Traval cannot possibly be a birth name. Whose parents would do that to them
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Jeff Winger faked being a lawyer for 7 years! This lady couldn’t make it 5 days
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This then leads to a discussion about the prevalence of rape on college campuses, and how it would be to have a storyline like that go on for months… I’m not being cute here, but this sounds like it could’ve been a production meeting for OLTL in early 1993.
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Sarah: Don’t blame Sheldon. He just wasn’t thinking. Bo: Well that’s the problem. He’s a writer! They don’t think. #OLTL 1990
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
#OLTL March 1990 Yikes on bikes @ Deborah’s Frat Row audition including the start of a rape scene, and Sarah having to watch it. Then Bo blows up at head writer Sheldon - why didn’t you run this by me?!? He’s used to telling Sheldon what to write.
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
🥴🤡 Absolutely ridiculous. We are living in some horrible never-ending parody world at this point. It’s all a stupid joke!
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Managing pain around the clock for weeks on end really wears you down. I’m thinking a lot about the interactions I have where the other person seems rude or miserable or whatever. Reminds me to keep that whole “you never know what they’re dealing with too” thing in mind as much as possible.
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
New WH press secretary claims to be a lawyer but never passed the bar or practiced anywhere… this is why I don’t look at the news. Every week it’s a new lie that everyone talks about, but it’s perpetuated anyway
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
And then a BTG Buck Buchanan shoutout! Vernon’s buddy Buchanan will be able to “get some answers about Max.” 🥰 #BeyondTheGates #OLTL
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Still the best dialogue in daytime, hands down
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
“I went in there because I was craving biscuits, that’s all” #BeyondTheGates
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Today, my girl eeks told me, out of absolutely nowhere, that I love Rory as Michael on geeH because he looks like a Funko Pop, and now I can’t un-see it 😂😭
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
That’s exactly how I’ve felt. Can’t say I’m exactly shipping Viki & Clint here, but every time Roger has said anything flirty/romantic to her, my gut reaction is HOW DARE YOU. And I wanna punch him every time he calls her Victoria
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pais @paisoaps.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
#AllMyChildren Promo - September 1993
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Cocoon voice along with cocoon face maybe?
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
#OLTL March 1990 Gabrielle coming face-to-hoodie with Phantom Max, having a prolonged conversation with him but not recognizing the voice! 🫠 It’s different to the audience, shouldn’t be different to other characters.
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pais @paisoaps.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Robin Strasser as Brooke Collins in Dear John (3x11)
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Dunno if he was popular or how any of my #OLTL buds on here feel about him… I cannot stand Roger Gordon. By March 1990, where he’s being hateful to Viki in the name of some undercover plan to stop Carlo & Michael’s drug ring, I’m just done. Writing + acting have not worked for this character at all.
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Gotta say again, I’ve enjoyed how Fraternity Row was mostly a vehicle/setting for storylines, same as The Banner or the hospital. The only time it was ever *about* FR itself was the Daisy Awards, and the stalker storyline. Even that one was as much about the drama as the gimmick. #OLTL 1990
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Matthew @matthra.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The Horton House is literally just half a room with 16 doors placed strategically to make it look like a double wide. #DAYS
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
#OLTL March 1990 Deborah Medina still exists, she’s back in Llanview dating Cord, and has an audition for Fraternity Row. She’s been given sides to rehearse ahead of time - a love scene featuring, are they serious here, a couple named Logan & Laura. 🤔🤨
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Sloan Rush @sillysoaperboy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Joe pops up half through the episode making silly faces. #GH 😂
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Oh yeah and the future Mr Fiona Hutchison, Father Tony! He’s the only new element of 1990 that I’m enjoying so far. #OLTL
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Matthew @matthra.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The face acting on this show is not gonna elevate this material at all, buddy. Give it a rest! #DAYS
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Oh these are some stickers right here
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“they should let me on this” 😂
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
#OLTL March 1990 Another update less than a month later. They’ve added Max’s shady plastic surgeon James, his mistress Lily, and Jake. No Carlo. No nuMax either, since he’s still Phantoming. Prince Raymond is out, along with must-be-recurring-now John Russell.
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Muppet Quotes @muppetquotes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
FOZZIE BEAR: "How soon can you get film developed around here," he said. And I say to him "Someday, your prints will come." Get it? Prints? Film? That's what we call a Disney joke. STATLER: No, that's what we call a dismal joke!
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That sounds unpleasant. So they’re writing a lot for him huh?
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Why&Are on the TV at mom’s house earlier, she gives them those sweet didn’t change the channel after the local news ratings… anyway, whoever Howarth is playing, his inner Todd Manning desperately wants to come out.
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
As is the show licensing the Sesame Street opening theme, instead of picking some random public domain kid’s song! Nice touch.
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Maybe it’s different because I’m a dude? Maybe seeing it done to a woman is worse? But then maybe that’s sexist? I dunno
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The amount of semi-violent grab & kiss moments in 80s/90s soaps is hard to watch after a while. Then again, my hottest kiss ever was me being grabbed and pushed up against the wall and kissed out of nowhere, so. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Dell Giant 50 (3621)
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Zach Wilson @televisionaryzw.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Portents of things to come.
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We’ll need someone to play oooLIVIA alexAHHHndra!
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