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the pigeon should be allowed to drive the bus

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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 9h
oh no I accidentally had a Gym Bro dinner of boneless chicken breast & broccoli (but not really, bc i seasoned the chicken w a penzey’s spice mix & seared it, roasted the broccoli w olive oil & squeezed lemon on it, also had a baked tater topped w butter)
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 12h
two!!!!!
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 12h
Omgggg i missed his bday entirely
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 12h
easy there Lex Luthor
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 12h
bsky.app/profile/talk...
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 12h
note that this is in their Sweatshirts section of the webbed site
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 14h
like jfc Debra of course I’m not ok I’m at urgent care
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 14h
“Yeah I’m great I just came here to see that one hot guy”
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
somebody’s sniffer is going into overdrive
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Written by idiots, for idiots, starring an idiot, and making the rest of us dumber for having to process the shit we just witnessed
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I finally saw that commercial with sound for the first time and I know the script isn’t exactly an intellectual treatise but damn sydney Sweeney sounds dumb as hell
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@saulrosenbear.bsky.social thought you were a fan, I had to tell him you’re a Yankees fan
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My son is also named Mewtwo
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Batt Damon
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@ilikemints.bsky.social last night I was driving home from the grocery store (the SECOND time) and heard Green Day on the radio, now “Molly Jo Armstrong” is rattling around in my nog. It’s you with his hair/makeup
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so yes the betrayed best friend was literally Ben Affleck
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just remembered I dreamed about Batman. He: -was real -built the bat cave under a whale watching theme park he owned -was found out by his bestie, who felt betrayed that he hadn’t been in on the Batman thing from the beginning -was Matt Damon. Not Bruce Wayne played by MD. Literally Matt Damon
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
shit is vibrant as hell out there today!!!!
Vibrant saffron crocus flowers drooping on the ground. The ground is covered with yellow locust leaves.Three trees: one is turning bright red, one is turning bright yellow, one is still bright green. The sky is bright blue.A bright yellow locust tree against a bright blue sky.
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now he’s worn himself out and decided to fall asleep on my lap, right as I am about to head out for a run
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pip is being an instigator this morning!
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Its my triceps 😭
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh no
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
move over, Chaos Emeralds. The Sapphires of Destiny have arrived
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
one (1) president, please
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was so far behind my planned schedule that I did not stop to get that free scoop of custard! Came home to unpack my groceries and take a dang shower
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well now it feels EXTRA late since I had to put my groceries on hold, drive home for my debit card, and come back to actually pay, bc this place doesn’t take credit cards. My dumb ass brought my drivers license, credit card, and a Culver’s free scoop coupon 🤦‍♀️
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why can’t it be done on Friday night to give more weekend time to adjust!?!
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Butterscotch pork rinds. Stranger Things branded frozen pizza. I think we’ve invented all the foods now, pack it in
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Curse these early sunsets 😭
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It feels incredibly late but it’s only 7:15!?!
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
got the “on this day” featured photos from one year ago and lol @ this face
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ohhhh what a nap
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My switch pro controller is drifting and it’s finally untenable (Link threw himself off a sky island last night while I was not even holding the controller) so I stopped by a game store this morning. They didn’t have any switch controllers so I just bought an off brand one & guess what, it’s purple!
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I did a pushup-centric workout this morning then did some paint stripping of the top of the wall. Bad idea! My arms are going to fall off
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MEGA? I was originally gonna say maga but she’s British
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gardening in a dress, long frumpy hair, and a cross necklace combine to make this lady v sus in terms of being fash
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh no oh my god one of the drawings of the cookies
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Thirty” is a WILD number of things to make
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m watching Brooklyn 99 and man Andre Braugher is so so funny
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was planning to watch this episode sober but…maybe not lol
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
aw man it’s been six years since he almost went out like stan chera
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I made my lunch and now it’s gone!?! wtf
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you for reminding me my license expires in two months and I need to make an appointment to renew it
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I read one Joyce Carol Oates short story in like 2015, it was so upsetting that I was like “wow what an incredible writer” and then have refused to read anything else she’s written except for tweets. which let’s be honest, we’ve seen her keyboard, her tweets are p scary too
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there’s a few very ugly beards on these teams
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want a postseason where every series goes the max # of games, that would give us 53 games
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/msho...
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“I love pork chops”
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now I don’t have to put shoes and a mask on or carry anything through the hall or reload money onto an app
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