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the pigeon should be allowed to drive the bus

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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 22h
idiot!
Elevation chart showing one big hill in the first half of the run and three consecutive hills at the end.
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 23h
Autumn? I hardly know ‘em!
Trees in fall colors.
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
look at his little paw 😭
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
why is he being extra beautiful today 😭
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Menstruation Crustacean: a lobster-shaped heating pad.
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ten beautiful golden orange chocolate chip scones.
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
so then I swapped it out for the nonstick griddle that I almost didn’t bring with me when I moved, hadn’t used it in a couple years, it felt SO light. Then I successfully flipped a Too Big Pancake
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
me dealing with some annoying bullshit lately
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
two!!!!!
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
somebody’s sniffer is going into overdrive
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
shit is vibrant as hell out there today!!!!
Vibrant saffron crocus flowers drooping on the ground. The ground is covered with yellow locust leaves.Three trees: one is turning bright red, one is turning bright yellow, one is still bright green. The sky is bright blue.A bright yellow locust tree against a bright blue sky.
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
got the “on this day” featured photos from one year ago and lol @ this face
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
O what a beautiful rainy run
A piece of plywood lying on the devilstrip. The plywood has “Hole” spray painted on it in neon pink.A photo of my watch face with my grade for my run. It says, “Execution score 69% Good.” I crossed out the Good and wrote Nice.
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He simply loves to fling himself around
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That didn’t take long at all!
Aaron Sorkin with a fan tan that is close to oxblood.
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
opposite vibes between these two, AND the vibes are both opposite from their lewks
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was looking to see if there is such a thing as just a whistle to attach to a tea kettle bc it seemed like a waste to buy a whole new kettle. HOWEVER!
An iridescent teakettle. It’s basically a Lisa Frank teakettle.
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol what happened to my tv
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh he is just too big now
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/talk... this little girl is pondering her orb and I had to come up to ask for it specifically with the intent of regifting it
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I usually change mine seasonally but I must’ve forgotten about it for a year and it’s right back to appropriate
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tomato soup, grilled cheese w tomato, and fries. tomato soup likers are wrong
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I regret to inform you that I have once again accidentally dressed like I’m headed out to devour some skiers
Me wearing gray leggings and a matching gray tshirt.
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
genuine question, since I recently bought low odor mineral spirits: is there a difference between odorless and low odor? This is the one I got, do you prefer a different kind? I’m gonna use what I have but if there’s something better I might do that in the future
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When I looked up the green giant tweet last night look what showed up right next to it in the image search. im crey at that synergy
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the Menards section of my shopping list
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I kept getting the word “capitalismo” stuck in my head bc it was the most perverse thing I could think of
Green Giant España tweet that says, “incesto,,,INCESTO, ,”
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m being judged for my stupid routes around Hyrule
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GOTCHA!!!!!!!!
A tweet from mollz @ilikemints.bsky.social that says, “I like them!”

Immediately followed by a tweet from me that says, "If you're cold, they're cold! They're coming in whether you like it or not" and it's just a horde of house centipedes.

She was NOT replying to me but it looks funny as adjacent tweets.
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I took this picture as a self-own for stupidly putting so much cabbage in a single pan
A heaping pan of purple cabbage on the stove in front of an aqua spoon rest.
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
pleasantly surprised at how much progress I’ve made
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/talk...
Chase DeLauter leaning way down to hug Steven Kwan.
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In-game graphic of players with 1000+ rbi and 300+ stolen bases with one team. The players are: Willie May, Derek Jeter, Craig Biggio, Tony Gwynn, Ryne Sandberg, and José Ramírez.
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it’s more fun to say, “you boys just love kissing!” than it is to say that they love grooming
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I should’ve weighed myself before and after cutting my hair tonight. I swear I cut off like six inches but somehow it’s still this long!?! Also yes this shirt is goofy as hell but it’s really pleasantly soft so it’s perfect jimjams
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I also got distracted and have been doing other stuff for a half hour but I did finally cook this meal:
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thought, “when I climb up there to work on the side wall I need to be sure not to stand all the way up bc I’ll bonk my nog on the ceiling!” Approximately one minute later I climbed up, stood all the way up, and bonked my nog on the ceiling
More paint stripping progress on my built ins.
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Woke up an hour before my alarm bc my front door buzzer went off, turned out my neighbor had locked herself out of the building. I very groggily let her in, she later gave me this as a thank you. It was SO GOOD
A square pastry topped with everything bagel seasoning and with a dollop of chive cream cheese.
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we love a good example of Different-Sized Guys
Steven Kwan, 5’8”, reaching way up to hug Chase DeLauter, 6’3”.
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Please note Mustard going 😃 in the background
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
can’t be mad when they’re this cute
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
thrashin’
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I get to hang out with this guy
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a little more progress today! if I spend like an hour on weekend days, at this rate, I think I could be done with this part of the process by halloween. Makes for good podcast listening time, although that will not be the case when I get to the sanding step
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Remember when he wore these sunglasses?
Brayan Rocchio wearing designer sunglasses while batting instead of sporty looking sunglasses.
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
we love a man who hits three game-saving homers in a weekend while wearing a slutty little shirt
Brayan Rocchio wearing a tshirt where the sleeves have been cut off so it has basically tiny little spaghetti straps instead of looking like a muscle tee.
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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Met a nice horse today while I was hiking. And one horse about which I did not get enough information to form an opinion
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