“These congressmen worked hard to get to the top of a competitive field of notably rape-y politicians. Voters have made their voices heard by choosing the ve...

“The last new building that was acceptable and necessary (my house) was completed four months ago, right when I moved here. Yet ever since, the township keep...

“How can anyone expect our military leaders to know what’s inside the buildings we’re bombing? Do you have any idea how similar weapons storage warehouses lo...

It’s definitely not impossible to tell.

“For too long, the university has ignored the wisdom of the donor class and hired based on academic excellence. Regrettably, this has led to the underreprese...

“But by the time we get to the end of this paragraph, you could have completed Intro to Microeconomics, Writing for College and the Real World, Bio 101, and ...

“These congressmen worked hard to get to the top of a competitive field of notably rape-y politicians. Voters have made their voices heard by choosing the ve...

“Three cargo vessels have been hit by ‘unknown projectiles’ in the Strait of Hormuz, maritime authorities say, as pressure intensifies on one of th...

“The $170 billion price tag for immigration enforcement eclipses other law enforcement expenditures at the federal, state, and local level…. The la...

“The $170 billion price tag for immigration enforcement eclipses other law enforcement expenditures at the federal, state, and local level…. The la...

First, let’s get one thing clear, Santa: I ain’t a scab. The collective bargaining agreement clearly mandates the sleigh be led by a union-approved...

Human teens can be so R-rated sometimes.

Given these conditions, we may be decades away from being able to fake another moon landing.

I care deeply about my students’ learning, but with all the new technologies available to help them cut corners, I worry that they’re not doing the...

Some hyper-sensitive Americans love to cry buckets of liberal tears over every minor provocation, like the Sydney Sweeney jeans ad or how the polic...

Your houseplant needs regular waterings. Your houseplant trusts you understand what “regular” means in this context.

What makes women tick, from the minds of not-women writers.

First, remember what you named the file. “Invention idea: the wheel”? “Wheel stuff”? “Wheel deets”? Maybe just “wheel”?

Remember the summertime barbecues of childhood? Sunshine, sprinklers, the slurred speech of day-drunk parents? When, as kids, we’d eat potato chips...

A lot has gone wrong under Donald Trump, but at least we narrowly avoided the catastrophe of a female president. Don’t get me wrong, I liked Kamala...

Iconic beard / iconic mullet. By Jeff Bender and Talia Argondezzi

“Republicans advance bill with steep cuts to Medicaid as part of Trump agenda.” —The Hill - - -Quit complaining about Republicans’ proposed cuts to...

“Republicans advance bill with steep cuts to Medicaid as part of Trump agenda.” —The Hill - - -Quit complaining about Republicans’ proposed cuts to...

Please help! Being stuck in his brain with the other opinions is a nightmare.

Template 1 Dear President Trump and [RELEVANT MINIONS] I’m just writing from [UKRAINE / GAZA / THE HEARD AND MCDONALD ISLANDS] to say, once and for...

This invention is destroying humanity! (My generation’s technologies were fine, though.)

“The Trump administration is now flirting with lawless defiance of court orders.” — New York Times - - - This administration repeatedly ignores cou...

Ghosts and goblins are scary. A giant humanoid bunny breaking into your house while you sleep is pastel scary.

My hair is parted to the side—it looks so nerdy parted in the middle! I know I’m still dating myself, but what do I care? At least the person I’m dating thinks I look hot.

“Long-threatened tariffs from U.S. President Donald Trump have plunged the country into trade wars abroad, all while on-again, off-again new levies...

I’d love to come! But I just… can’t. Here’s why.