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Jeff Bender

@jeffbender.bsky.social

I write satire about music and sports. McSweeney's. The Hard Times. Points in Case. Fence. Electric Literature. The Iowa Review. Guernica. Reader's Digest. Senior Writer at Sports Riot. www.jeffbender.net

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Jeff Bender @jeffbender.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Thank you @pointsincase.com for knowing this man (pictured) and giving him an audience. Son, I Don’t Care What You Want, I’m Playing Guitar at Your Wedding www.pointsincase.com/articles/son...

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Son, I Don’t Care What You Want, I’m Playing Guitar at Your Wedding

Speaking of, I’ve been thinking about playing some Allman Brothers at the rehearsal dinner. But I might need a little lead time to learn the solo.

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Jeff Bender @jeffbender.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Thanks, McSweeney's, for running "A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-p...

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A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker

(A production office. PRODUCER 1 sits at a desk. Enter PRODUCER 2.) PRODUCER 1: Take a seat. You said you have something Christmassy for me? PRODUC...

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