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Talespinner

@talespinner.bsky.social
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Heya, I'm Josh. He/Him. Lefty, RPG guy, Bay Arean, cat dad, outdoorsy. Looking for a place to buy Kofola Cola, vegetarian XLB, and fresh huitlacoche in the Bay. One time Mara Wilson liked one of my skeets. Not bragging, just saying.

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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 17h
Love Andrew Garfield, he's such a fantastic actor, but it seems like he may have offended a bog witch and she cursed his choice in films. There are some bangers - 'tick, tick... BOOM!' was great, but too many stinkers for an actor of his skill.
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Citizen.Coping @propcazhpm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a WORD.
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For years (lord, decades, really) I have thought about how oddly prescient Pump Up The Volume was in describing The kinds of connections the internet would allow kids to make with one another. It's just that they were barely - BARELY - too early for it to be the internet.
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pump up the Volume is incredibly important to me, but I am reminded of the when a journalist asked James M. Cain if he was angry that the movies ruined his books. He pointed to his bookshelf: "They haven't done anything to my books. They're still right there on the shelf. They're fine."
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I mean, we just got a new cat, didn't we? A new mouse to go along with it just makes sense.
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it just says so much that they think making literal Jesus a woman takes away from his essence more than making him ... y'know ... a fucking lion.
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Aiming hard for the NILF demographic.
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I am LOREX. I decode the bioelectric signals for the trees.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Still can’t over the fact that the president of the United States just told an entire state to pound sand after getting cyberattacked by a foreign adversary because they didn’t vote for him and it was treated like a Tuesday lol
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
YES. That's a blocklist that has never failed me.
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Once, many years ago, I gave Greg Stafford a ride home from a con, so RuneQuest all the way. Now, if Pendragon was in the offing, then we're talking a harder choice.
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ugh, that's such a fucking good idea.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It is genuinely bizarre that we’ve become acclimatized to right wingers throwing a tantrum every time a black person (particularly a black woman) is cast in something, but are also supposed to pretend that this is not racism but related to some other substantive concern.
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It's this kind of incisive commentary that's why I always back your kickstarters, man.
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It is so satisfying to see that I already have this Islamophobe blocked for her transphobia. It's never just one thing.
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JK @miniver.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Honor the passing of a giant. And if you have never SEEN this marvel, nothing I say can prepare you. (It will seem at first that you know what you’re getting, but you do not.)
youtu.be
Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart (Turn Around) (Official Video)
YouTube video by bonnietylerVEVO
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
youtu.be/XMmXCyrV_WQ?...
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Total Eclipse Of The Heart (Literal Version Remastered)
YouTube video by Joe Vecchio
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Jesus Christ, William Shakespeare.
A screenshot of two Bluesky posts, the first announcing the death of power-rock legend Bonnie Tyler, and the second (unrelated) post, from the "William Shakespeare" account, saying "a good riddance," making it look as though Shakespeare was gloating over Bonnie Tyler's death.
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I think it's not unrelated to Amazon offering $70 games for 15 bucks on physical media after a couple of years, and Sony doing that basically never.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The best superhero is Swamp Thing because sometimes Swamp Thing wanders around a planet a galaxy away as he has an existential debate with a copy of himself he made out of azure soil and sometimes Swamp Thing fights dracula at a gas station
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Meiselas: Katie Miller has been posting about you. I want to give you the opportunity right now to respond. What do you want to say to her? Paulina Mangubat, Content and Creative Director for @TheDemocrats: I want Katie Miller to know that her husband is an ugly fuck.
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It bothers me so much that there's only a 'heart' reaction, and no, 'stern scowl at your pun' reaction.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/04/2026
"[Ben] Shapiro is an intellectual imposter of the grandest sense. What a waste of mind and life."
notesfromthecircus.com
The Most Articulate Apologist
A Crisis Dispatch
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Common People
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Happy Birthday! Take lots of pictures!
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alexandra @bigmoodenergy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Take that, 'Gadsby'!
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Starring Zac Oyama as Bob Marley youtube.com/shorts/i1n3S...
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A Defendant Stupidly Interrupting His Lawyer's Closing Remarks
YouTube video by Game Changer Shorts
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Happy birthday, Jamelle! It's a better world with you in it.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
We’ve gone from “I don’t care if they reopen the Strait” to “we’ll destroy your civilization if you don’t reopen the strait” to “well if THEY don’t reopen the strait then WE are going to blockade it ourselves.” What an extraordinarily embarrassing moment for this country.
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Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Guns didn’t help Minneapolis
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"The police come to arrest you for your political activism. Do you shoot them?" Like, I understand the 'things will get so bad that we will ALL need guns' perspective, but we're building concentration camps, so they seem pretty bad right now. A gun is not a magic wand. What's the PLAN?
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I've heard some variation on, "man, time for Democrats to start buying guns," so much lately, and I always want to say, "okay - game it out. If you had a gun, what would you do with it to change our situation?" "It's for defense!" "Okay. ICE starts beating you up. Do you pull your gun?"
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
David Lynch was too good for our fallen world.
From Twin Peaks: The Return, FBI Director Gordon Cole (played by David Lynch), telling a trans agent, Denise Bryson (played by David Duchovny), "And when you became Denise, I told all of your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die."
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
(The butt tracker, not your spouse.)
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
In my mind, he is played by Jason Mantzoukas.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
When you drop a bomb on civilians, I think that’s murder. I don’t really care for any justifications. They’re people. The enormity of the loss is devastating and it’s easier for some people to look away. But for other people, that’s their family. Their children. It’s just sickening and so wrong.
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Oh my God, I'm so so sorry. How horrible. I hope you have people to be with. This sucks too much to do it alone.
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It's like teaching the king's horse to talk. A lot can happen if you give it time.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
it cant be said enough that all tech smart guys and billionaires thought this guy would be great and now the world economy is fucked we're like a week from gas rationing and their guy is threatening nukes.
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I have to say, I miss the days when "liberal vs. left" was primarily about differing positions on political issues, not about which social media personalities you prefer.
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Yeah, there's never been a group historically oppressed by being called dipshits. Aside from dipshits, I suppose. 🤔
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I've been using "dipshit" for an increasing number of purposes.
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
That's one of the things that I value about both Jamelle and Will - I may disagree with both of them, frequently even, but I never get the sense that either of them are doing anything other than trying to tell the truth the best they understand it.
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
What I try to keep in mind, always,is that I DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE. Any interactions I have with them I should approach as if they were interactions with a stranger, because that's what they are. Reading someone's thoughts frequently does not give me the right to speak to them with familiarity.
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Well, and what makes them "elites" is that lots of us want to hear the things they have to say. To hound and harass them until they leave makes the site worse exactly because they have a lot of followers. I mean, part of why I'm here is to hear Jamelle Bouie's thoughts on stuff. 🤷‍♂️
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Oh, I totally agree - my point is more that even granting all sorts of leeway, and even granting universal goodwill and universal courtesy, there's STILL a point at which it all becomes too much. And in the real world, there ISN'T universal good will, and there ISN'T universal courtesy.
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I don't think it's "sad smol bean" behavior to find an avalanche of hostility from hundreds or thousands of strangers more than you can handle.
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
But even if people aren't acting like deranged shits, and even if you aren't Will Stancil, if 3% of users are inclined to respond with (even polite!) hostility to your post, and you have 10,000 followers, that's 300 hostile replies, and that's more than it is reasonable to expect people to deal with
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Talespinner @talespinner.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I think that part of this is just the law of big numbers - a certain percentage of people are deranged shits, and the higher your follower count, the more of them you've got. Not to downplay your situation - you have WELL more than your fair share.
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