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Tad Garish

@tadgarish.bsky.social
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Lawyer, #poet, shipwreck, excitable boy I follow (back) poets, writers, artists, & other creatives, jokesters, academics, autodidacts, & other lost souls #TTS friendly

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Friday, Friday How do you do? What larky larks Shall we accrue? Blackflips, tumbles, Twirls and splits. A sloppy kiss From my wet lips. Friday, Friday Saucy fop. Spunk my pelvis With you on top. Gambol, boogie, Jive, Lambada. Juices flow as We get harder. FRIDAY! #Friday
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Duns Scotus in the streets, Nostradamus in the sheets
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Mythic
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H e t e r o t o p ia @artsofexistence.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
It's generous of you to assume they care about the common good
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I'm working on the Cliff Notes for ya
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H e t e r o t o p ia @artsofexistence.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
When was the last time you told your mother that you love her?
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
2 days ago. Now what?
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Better than me. I split the rabbit
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H e t e r o t o p ia @artsofexistence.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
#Photography Mario Giacomelli
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
We're in an abusive relationship with a bunch of born again petty hucksters
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The Decline and Fall of Rhythm Nation
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Speak loudly and carry a big stick.
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Sad if true, which I trust you it is
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I'll have you know I read at an 8th grade level!
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
"The eternal Eye of Shaming. It stares into my soul, tells me dark things. Soon I will start fires to bring the Lord of Hell to my side. It mocks the Eye of Ra, just as my soul mocks the eyes of God. Perdition draws me ever closer as my will to resist dissolves. I cannot destoy myself only. Beware."
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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Momentarily breaking my no politics rule because this is just absolutely infuriating, and it's not even so much politics as journalistic cowardice. Marc Thiessen, your opinion is worth about as much as your non-existent spine and brain www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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Opinion | Zelensky must mend the breach with Trump — or resign
Zelensky's stubbornness has badly hurt Ukraine.
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I mean, it looks like it's fine if she's from Jupiter, with the purple hands, so maybe chill...?
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Buds/birds
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Shoelaces on point
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
If I QP it, it looks like a proper card! #eno #obliquestrategies #butbettet
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Obtuse Strategies # 37: Do the same thing as hard as you can
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
You're welcome! I love going along with people's ideas like that
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Sublime. The art of auto-voiced YouTube reddit story thumbnails has peaked 👌 #spectacle #ai #slop #art
This is a YouTube thumbnail. The 70% on the left is taken up by four increasingly dramatic statements in all-caps, each a different color, and the 30% on the right shows an AI image of a young, ludicrously thin woman in a black formal dress singing or speaking under a chandelier, holding the full attention of several people turned to watch her. The text reads: "MY FATHER PUBLICLY DISOWNED ME AT FAMILY DINNER," "'YOU'RE A LEECH WHO DOESN'T DESERVE OUR BLOOD,'" "THEN I BOUGHT HIS COMPANY AND BECAME A MILLIONAIRE," "NOW BEG FOR FORGIVENESS, DAD"
  
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
"No, 'singularity.' 'Sing-gyoo-lair-uh-tee.'" "Okay, I found this on the web for 'single hair in tea.'" "No--" "Shingle parity." "What--?" "Swinging charities." "Now, hold on..." "Singing canaries." "..." "I heard you the first time. Don't ask that again or you'll find out"
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
For I am a witch, the world is my temple. Every half-flooded path offers me puddle-peeping, offers me scyring mirrors better than any glass. Every wooded walk a movement into wild mysteries. – #EmilyCBanting, 1981 #WitchSky
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John Pearce @johnpearce650.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I’ve just been to the hairdresser and asked which cut would make me look good. A power cut apparently.
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
(Calling to the back) "We got a power cut!" (From the back) "Gassing up the chainsaw!"
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Lisa @inspirationlisa.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
#blackownedbusinesses #cincinnati
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Imogen Reid @imogenreid.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Line Drawing, Layered Print on Hahnemühle Textured Paper
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Who among us hasn’t dreamt of forming a spooky book club that meets in the middle of the forest during every full moon?
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I once saw some one like that but with waves pointed down. I took a picture and messed with the colors until it looked like a giant set of jaws was consuming the horizon
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⛳ 🎭 Edward Rinaldi 🐐 🍉 @blindedbeatpoet.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
innate truth often has the best lies to dress in this is a compact with the dark hearted the mayflies born at night...
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Rhiannon Sweet @rhiannonsweeet.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Goodmorning ☕️ ☀️
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Thank you! It is! Good morning to you too!
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Lol my kid complains that he doesn't get enough time at my house (it's 50/50 🙄), but what he means is he doesn't get enough time playing online/yelling at his computer
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Is the disco easter bunny... cool
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StellinaGP @stellinagp.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Fascist ideations of alpha-craving alfalfas. 1. He morphed into a man of color. 2. He morphed into an ugly/evil looking thug. 3. They do think we are morons.
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
It can be!
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I may have figured out how to write poems while happy! #poem #poems #poetry #kindness #identity
This is a poem by the poster, Tad Garish, entitled "To a Raccoon." It reads:

To a Raccoon
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Wherever you have been crawling, hiding,
There must be no sun or still water,
Since, slumped in my gentle trap, you deny 

That you are a glorious jungle-cat who was
Trained into this delusion that brings you
To my drive, to my tree, to my garage, 

With its suspiciously comfortable corner--
Warmed, insulated bed, conveniently
Near-dead prey slowly groping the air
  
And a new letter each night to remind you,
In a language you don't claim to speak, 
Of your fearsome claws and roar.
  
Even if you never understand, 
Stay. Be fine. I won't wake you.
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
RIP Boris Spassky--one of the more underrated chess world champions
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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
row your pants gently down the mainstream
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Mr. Roswell's Neighborhood @roswellsplace.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Phreak like to put on old clothes and feelreal in that busted broken vintage feeling of habitatthe scars of implanted ideasand saints on your arms - - - I like that you’re a freak - - who always wanted to sing -about how you feel like a freakthat’s just come off the street, - -with enough sense to…
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Phreak
like to put on old clothes and feelreal in that busted broken vintage feeling of habitatthe scars of implanted ideasand saints on your arms - - - I like that you’re a freak - - who always wanted to sing -about how you feel like a freakthat’s just come off the street, - -with enough sense to belong thereenough to know (the) parasitic and pointlessendeavor of loving to sayhow you should learn to behave -how you’d start feeling complete –
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
This account doesn't post about US politics. Yes, the county was founded as an act of anti-fascist action, yes it tries to manifest the values of kindness, connectivity and resistance, but there will never be direct words on the spectacle of American collapse. If you want that, please go elsewhere.
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Holly R. Valakresch @hollyvalakresch.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
More anomalous author goals: 🟩 See a baker design my book imagery onto their bread with flour. 🟩 See my characters made into nail polish art. 🟩 See someone handpaint my characters onto the edges of their editions. 🟩 See someone make jewelry inspired by the series/universe. #booksky
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
"Oh, they'll serve a useful purpose. A useful purpose indeed."
Gif of Mr. Burns going the "Excellent" gesture.
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Tad Garish @tadgarish.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Ooooh! Especially since it's Italian! I bet the soundtrack is worth it alone
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