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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Love the Winter Olympics. Especially the Four Man Bob! #WinterOlympics

A humorous, heavily edited photo of a four-man bobsleigh team racing down the track. The faces of four well-known middle-aged-to-older men have been photoshopped onto the athletes’ bodies. The front man (driver) has the face of a smiling George Galloway gripping the handles intensely. Behind him are three other men in matching dark blue Great Britain bobsleigh suits with red and white accents, leaning forward in classic bobsled push position: one with Nigel Farage’s grinning face wearing glasses, one with a surprised/excited expression resembling Tony Blair, and the rearmost man with a wide-eyed, open-mouthed look resembling Saddam Hussein. The sleek blue bobsled is marked with the number 17 and has “JAMAHIRIYA” written across the front cowling. The background shows a snowy indoor bobsleigh track with blurred spectators and colorful barriers. The image is clearly a satirical meme edit.
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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Gird thine glittery gussetry with the Black Pasty yuletide message... FESTIVE FECULENCE! youtu.be/_U7tKanF-Oo?... #BlackPasty #Christmas #FestiveFeculence #ShortFilm #Sci-fi

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

The Lord of the Pies is back in "Pie-atus: When the Crust Breaks" (Gravest of the Gravy 3!!!) youtu.be/Si_rEUFYjmc?... At the Black Pasty YouTube channel: youtube.com/@blackpasty #BlackPasty #ShortFilm #Comedy #scifi #Horror #HeavyMetal #Pie #BlackMetal #filmmaking #gravy

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

The Lord of the Pies cometh! Hard, heavy and with the uncanny bouquet of manky oats! IN Pie-atus: When the Crust Breaks" (Gravest of the Gravy 3!!!) youtu.be/Si_rEUFYjmc?... #BlackPasty #ShortFilm #Comedy #scifi #Horror #HeavyMetal #Pie #BlackMetal #filmmaking #gravy

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A Pie-atus: When the Crust Breaks (Gravest of the Gravy 3)

YouTube video by Black Pasty

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Gubb-Morrowmorn Frolicking Frotteurs!

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Gubb-Eveningtide. What are you cramming down thine quaff hole ce soir?

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Oily mess That is my pants Saline swamp Attracting ants #Poem #Pants #PantsPoem

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Throbbing Gooey Wet And Slick Flanks all Foamed Damp With Lick Slathered Slippy Take A Pic #Poem #Poetry #Moist

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

When one was a young Gubbins, quaffing to excess, decadent brouhahas and copious hijinkering with pals were the fundamental cornerstones of existence. Now, the pinnacle of frothy aspiration is the giddy pleasure of emptying of the wash basket. What engorging delight it is to ball those last socks.

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Phwoar Wednesday! Bring forth thine magnificence for succour and myriad decadent brouhahas.

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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

London 👇🏻

MORE BLACKS
MORE DOGS
MORE IRISH
MO CHARA

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Tuesday comes, The tawdry tease. Pore and maw Drip with sleaze. Wishing more, Giving less. Fetid nethers Pissing cess. #Tuesday #Poem

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Gillian @gillianmcshane.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

What’s your sign?

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Gin for brunch Rum for lunch Port for snack o'clock For later on To moisten one Tequila from a wok #Sunday #Poetry #Whimsy #Booze

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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Here’s a New York Times photo of the Chicago “No Kings” rally. NYT said the march that followed spanned at least 10 blocks.

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Bouncy castle and gin day! KA-BOINGIN!

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Pub garden With my pint. Glory be HOORAY HOOZAH! Finish one And back To bar. Pub garden With my pint. #Pub #Pint #Poetry

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Wallace Polsom @wallacepolsom.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Illustration art by Jim Schaeffing (1920-2020).

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

The morning is The morning does On a throne of bacon I waken up I waken down Gin & and Brie, i'm taken My fez is doffed My port is quaffed Ribald rump is shaking #Morning #Poem #WakeUp

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Gubb-Morrowmorn Gubb-Morrowmorn Bring forth the cheese And fun! Gubb-Morrowmorn Gubb-Morrowmorn Slather splendour on A bun! Gubb-Morrowmorn Gubb-Morrowmorn Splay thy nethers at The sun! #Gubb-Morrowmorn #Fun #Poem #Whimsy

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

A saucy morn Ripe with frot. To rub, To yum, To lick a lot. All undulate And slippy slide. To kiss, To thrust, To slip inside. Love for all In one bed. To gush, To splash. To give great head. #Lust #Love #Poem #Poetry

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Hello Lover, You're the best. Smiling sunshine, Brimming zest. There's no other, The best of all. My holy shrine, In your thrall. #Love #Poem #Poetry

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Cheese and jam Jam and cheese A strange and curious Knob disease Hot and sweet Sweet and hot Deranged and furious And on my knees Drip and slough Slough and drip Gushing injurious Help me, please! #Knobcheese #Poetry #Poem

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

When the morning looms With myriad dooms Brace and akimbo And let's all LIMBO!!!! #Limbo #Doom #Poem

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

See here! A friend of Gubbins makes sexy wee dishes, pots and mugs. Have at it. #Craft #Pottery #ThrowingClay www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Thou...

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Gubb-Morrowmorn, you gush inducing crew of yum-merchants.

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

*Boops the collective nose* "YOU ARE BLOODY DELIGHTFUL!"

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

I like cake. You like cake. We like cake. Cake is Bloody lovely! Creamy cake. Moist sponge cake. Chocolate cake. Cake my face, Right in my hole. Fisting cake. Frotting cake. Crevice cake, Cram it deeply. #Cake

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

My throbbing love Is like a shark I'm not allowed it In the park.

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Hooty-Hooty Tooty-Tooty Let's make love It is our duty

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

I love biscuits I love cake I lick custard From your face. You're my funky Pudding love. A creamy, jammy treat from above. Oh oh oh. My pudding love. Deep in my spoon I like to shove.

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Ahoy, you pals, You chums, You stars. Saucy aunts, Fit grandpas. Gather here And spread Those bits. We wish to touch With eager mitts. And once We've supped On your sex glue. We'll open shop And feed you too. HOOZAH! #Poem #Poetry #Filth

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Thursday comes Like a fox. Snuffing bins And old socks. Dressed accord To ancient law. In feltish hat, Clog on paw. The fox delights In scampy fun. To disco dance In springish sun. Nose aloft Ears pricked. Crumpets spread, Sorbet licked. Vulpine lush, Saucy chum. Banging shots Of bestest rum

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Flip! Flop! Flap! Farting in the bath!

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House Of Gubbins @houseofgubbins.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Throbbing like the dubious dandy one most certainly is.

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