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Zac Reed

@tacitassassin13.bsky.social
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Just a Dummy. We are our choices. Fantasy Cares @Dynastydummies.bsky.social #Brainiacs🧠 #TagsStrong #SFB16 #FantasyFootball si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses fantasycares.org/donate.php

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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 7m
3rd and 37?!
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Michael Scott Says Thank You (The Office)
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 14h
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 15h
Different island, same great taste 😂
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 17h
If it’s from anywhere else, it’s just sparkling autocracy…
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 22h
Johnny’s in the basement, mixing up the medicine, Marv’s inactive, but no one wants to take him. Get sick, get well, traded to purgatory on the way to hell. Rodgers, Herbert, Nix it all up above, Daniel’s Jonesin’ to mix it all up with Love.
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 22h
Rogue AI Agent…
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 22h
It’s Lane Kiffin, isn’t it…
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Lane Kiffin Checks Pulse, Blood Pressure
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 22h
The Reaping…
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yakety Sax…
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not to be confused with the Tampa-Too defense (where the Bucs are also on the field)
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you were on a desert island-game…
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Fantasy Cares @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the cold weather is coming so get ready!! donate $50 at fantasycares.org/hat and as a thank you, you will get a #FantasyCares hat & scarf gift set!! keep warm and stylish while doing some good!!
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And a reminder every now and then is nice. Makes you remember that everyone else is just trying to swim too… no one’s life is as clean as their instagram stories. The nights when it’s a struggle, those happen. The days when it sucks do too. But doing your best for your kids, that’s the good stuff.
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Call it as I see it, Lou. (And I think so often something like being a good parent goes overlooked or at least passed by in silence… that sort of thing is nice to hear. It’s ok to acknowledge that we see people— see what they’re doing & give shoutouts and encouragement.) None of us are in it alone.
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When you’re starting out and people say, “oh, it goes so fast!” you kind of smile and laugh it off… And then you blink and they’re 11 (and 13 in my case.) You’re doing great, mama— even when it seems like the river is moving faster than you can swim.
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The idea of offloading all of the things that actually matter— the things that bring joy and creativity and fulfillment— to a soulless machine might be the bleakest use of human intellect of all-time… and that list has some generational talents on it…
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Batman and the Bat-Signal in the Rain
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Tommy Blair @fftommyb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
See you next week!
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lamar has suffered a rare Baby Bear sprain…
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Three Little Bears Classic Cartoon
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
James Cook is the exception that proves the rule here— but also, he’s a pass-catcher-plus profile that we look for on our back-end roster because of the week to week break-glass-in-case-of-emergency upside…
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Cameron Templar @whiteheatff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In my first dynasty league, Dameon Pierce was traded for a first round pick, which turned into Bijan.
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s the way to level up… understanding the difference between a Running Back and a running back… and using the latter to acquire the former…
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Tommy Blair @fftommyb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We’re at the part of the season where we’re tempted to grab the “breakout” WRs with low snap shares. It’s a trap! Avoiding these allows you to get the next Ollie Gordon or Will Shipley.
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is a conspiracy funded by Big Endurance Racing…
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Tommy Blair @fftommyb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😂 I don’t know about all this but if you like what I do you’re gonna love @jonleonard.bsky.social. Criminally under followed new analyst in the space.
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Pete And Pete
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes sir.
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Someone needs to just start running slants with him… let him work the middle and YAC all over the place…
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Jim Carrey: Stressed Out & Maniacal Laughter
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Frank in the Chat @frankinthechat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New Trade Addicts tonight! We will be joined by our friend Ryan!! What should we talk about? Would you rather never play fantasy football again or watch every NFL game the rest of your life in Tecmo format? @dynastyffaddict.bsky.social
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the tech bro who uses AI to play fantasy football for him is being dragged online. no one has ever been quite so mad frankly.
"but you've automated your hobby"
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no, fantasy football is not my hobby. it's more of a social obligation.
my actual hobbies are gainful and awesome and mostly involve being outside. not fixating on team news and sportsball RNG. i have more time to do them because I use Al for all the boring stuff in my life.
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All but one of mine… (because No Punt Intended was just too good to pass up)
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J @jonleonard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Run/pass splits for opponents vs each team
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Follow the money….
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Spanky Mcfarland Throwing Money from Window
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bijan Robinson has 22.4 points this week in #SFB16 (after 26 seconds of football and one carry.)
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They are calling for the lefty…
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Pope New Pope
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe a mnemonic to help remember?
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What a difference a few weeks makes in fantasy football
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s why you need dynasty— so you can hate your team in perpetuity…
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Forever Sandlot Meme
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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🏈Optimus FF News @news.optimusfantasy.com · 05/10/2026
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Playing hide and seek… “FOUND YOU! 🖕”
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
%1000 agree
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kittle is so much fun
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Yak Intensifies
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ok, I don’t really need to *see* guys with their ankles on backwards… we can cut away and I promise I’ll trust you when you say they carted off an injured player— I’ll even be appropriately concerned…
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*flirting* You're the most beautiful person I've ever laid eyes on in the Statcast era
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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The Goon: It's Time
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