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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment is Zelda’s Rogue One—in this essay, I will….

Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Yeah sex is great, but have you ever had Nintendo validate the ship you’ve put 250,000 words and 2 years of your wild and precious life into in canon?

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

JUST SAYING my birthday weekend is AO3 drive weekend and I really want that mug........... donate.transformativeworks.org/campaign/don...

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Donate to the Organization for Transformative Works!

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Got the fanart I’ve received from my fics framed for my writing desk 🥰 What have you done for me lately, personal essays?!??

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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

It’s never too early in the week to dissociate, divas

Samantha Jones being annoyed by a man at a wedding

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Seeing a lot of stuff from people I used to know as a different person because 2014 was a lifetime ago, I guess? I wonder what it was like to just gently move on before social media 🫠

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Why are the airport days when my writing is flowing like a damn TIDE the ones with absolutely zero delays, pure clockwork?

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

That thing where I am procrastinating on writing this chapter because I know someone's about to die.

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I’m helping to host a fan theme week and someone I’m lucky to know posted this fanfic that left me sobbing uncontrollably at 1 am in an Indiana Courtyard by Marriott, and if that isn’t the actual power of literature I don’t know what we’re doing here.

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

My parents sent me this pic from 2nd grade doing Laura Ingalls Wilder cosplay and all I can say is, time is a flat circle.

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Happy birthday, friend! 💕🎂🍰🎁

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

My child wants to know why tf it takes me so long to write a 140k word fanfic… “You’re still working on that?!” 😒

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

If I win our local tea salon’s best-dressed contest with this, I can officially say my gown is paying for itself/I’m a professional cosplayer 😂

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Looks like I’ve got another 120k worth of fic to write 🫠

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I’m working from home today 😮‍💨 Because apparently there is some mercy still left in this downfall timeline.

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I know everything is bad BUT there’s new official Ganondorf concept art

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I got an actually encouraging and thoughtful agent rejection for my novel today that made me feel something I’ve been missing all year… Wanting to … keep trying…?

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

We’re making personal pan pizzas 🎉

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

I'm trying to write on my front porch, but I think....I think I see a couple of slugs fucking...? .... OH MY GOD THESE SLUGS ARE TOTALLY FUCKING

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

You know that essay you want to write but you know your family would read it and it would become A Thing and you don't want them to be sad because then you'll have to talk about it and you have too much going on for that?

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Got my Princess Zelda-inspired fantasy dress cosplay pics back today, so this is basically just becoming a loz fan account.

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

I think it’s nice when someone says “your fiction feels lived-in!” because it’s a compliment but also yes of course it should because I am thinking about these fucking characters and where they live and what tf they’re doing every waking moment and I need help please send some.

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

This and the horn factory and the crayon-making 🤤

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

I'm not surprised, there's so much good happening there! Love to hear it.

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Okay and yes you will get the occasional unhinged hate note but at least at that point you know someone picked it up.

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

What I don't think literary writers understand about fanfic is that if you do it long enough you start to get amazing regular readers who drop theoretical thinkpiece essay comments in response to your chapters and it is a joy like nothing else.

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

My daughter is running around the living room yelling about all of her K-Pop Demon Hunters ships, because apparently everyone is going to “smooch and get married.” I guess she must have been switched at birth. 🙃

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

We don’t talk enough about how hard it is to go from floating through a gothic library dressed as a queen for a cosplay shoot to replying to emails about managing the company Sharepoint. 😭💔

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Put up some thoughts about writing The Sluttiest Slut on the Internet up on my Substack today. tabithablankenbiller.substack.com/p/archive-of...

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Archive of our Hoes

The audacity of women writing women on the internet

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

ELEVEN YEARS?!?!!?? 🫠🫠🫠 still my favorite thing I’ve ever had the privilege to do. Thanks, Aaron! 💕💕

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Good thing I wasn’t having a full crying breakdown in the grocery store because my daughter is starting kindergarten in two weeks. That would be so…embarrassing…

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Good morning but especially to the Nordstrom employee who insisted I wasn’t old enough to have worked at Frederick’s of Hollywood.

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

It’s kind of hilarious, like I don’t even have anywhere close to enough time to look at all the fics I DO want to read, let alone crash out on the ones I don’t!

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

ANYWAY the more mad strangers get the harder I'm gonna have these two crazy kids go at it so 🤷‍♀️

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Dispatches from fan culture: it is astounding how much time people have to (1) find you and (2) inform you that you have chosen the wrong ship.

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

I Wanted The Most Beautiful Renn Faire Dress Ever So I Commissioned It and Now I Have It and The Faire is This Weekend But It’s Too Beautiful to Wear Around Turkey Legs and Now I Have to IDK Go to Versailles or Something Instead: A Story of Hubris.

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

“Cartridge Lit!!! How are you…?”

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Damn right!!!

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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 22/06/2025

Homer and Bart Simpson from the "worst day so far" meme

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

When your family changes over from watching you play Switch to YouTube playthrough videos because you’re not good enough at the moves 😒

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

I don’t believe in heaven and hell, but I do believe that I’ll be able to come back as a benevolent but bad financial influence spirit to haunt my estate sale and whisper “yessss girl you deserve it” in my preferred inheritor’s ears.

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Back to fashion writing! Because there's no time like the unprecedented to make a dream come true, I guess.

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The Wardrobe on the Wall

Sketching the skin you were meant for.

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Me: I don’t really have a type Also me:

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Just thinking about how I have never received as much male attention as I did walking from Union Square to the Ferry Building in San Francisco carrying two gigantic Nintendo Store bags.

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Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Wrote a small essay about my dying legacy (lol) on Substack. open.substack.com/pub/tabithab...

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You Are About to Expire

Please contact your bank and/or therapist.

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