Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Yeah sex is great, but have you ever had Nintendo validate the ship you’ve put 250,000 words and 2 years of your wild and precious life into in canon? 031
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Got the fanart I’ve received from my fics framed for my writing desk 🥰 What have you done for me lately, personal essays?!?? 010
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 21/09/2025My parents sent me this pic from 2nd grade doing Laura Ingalls Wilder cosplay and all I can say is, time is a flat circle. 030
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 13/09/2025If I win our local tea salon’s best-dressed contest with this, I can officially say my gown is paying for itself/I’m a professional cosplayer 😂 070
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Looks like I’ve got another 120k worth of fic to write 🫠 010
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I know everything is bad BUT there’s new official Ganondorf concept art 150
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Got my Princess Zelda-inspired fantasy dress cosplay pics back today, so this is basically just becoming a loz fan account. 060
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Me: I don’t really have a type Also me: 010
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Just thinking about how I have never received as much male attention as I did walking from Union Square to the Ferry Building in San Francisco carrying two gigantic Nintendo Store bags. 020
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Was at a company workshop all week so coming back to this side of my life seems entirely appropriate. 010
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Normalize the dog-whistles that broadcast to people what varietal of nerd you are vs. that you’re an evil fascist. 120
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 08/03/2025“Things are going great, I’ve definitely been putting my energy into the right areas and not avoiding anything.” 010
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Just in case you were wondering but didn’t know how to ask. 142
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I found my spouse the best Valentine’s Day card (even if I’d make some drastic title changes, but that’s okay! That is o-Kay.) 030
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Found a VHS recording of my 2003 high school Midsummer Night's Dream production in which I played Titania and the convert-to-digital company emailed me the files today, and I'm feeling just like the lady in Titanic seeing her picture. 230
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 12/02/2025INTERVIEW W/A VAMPIRE X CHAPPELL ROAN’S VMA PERFORMANCE After saving the world, Princess Akira has retired to a quiet life w/her lady knight. Unfortunately, a resurrected totalitarian has other plans for her. Featuring afternoon tea as turn-based combat, shapeshifters,& lethal ballerinas. #questpit 0204
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Tomorrow is the office chili cook-off and I am PREPARING TO RETAKE MY CROWN 120
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Inside you are two wolves (my new headshot day). 290
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 27/01/2025A dear friend took my headshots today and I’ll be real, it’s been pre-pandemic since I’ve liked a photo of myself, let alone a screen-full of them. 370
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally? 020
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I got a check for 6 months worth of royalties for my essay collection, which was published in March 2018, yesterday. The fact that ANYONE in the world is still buying and reading my work SEVEN YEARS after its launch is a goddamn miracle, and I’m immensely grateful. 130
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Today I went to Annie Bloom’s Books in PDX and rebuilt my TBR pile. 040
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Hiding in my tiki bar until further notice. 050
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I opened up a box I haven’t touched in 15 years or so, and found my complete Kirsten collection, including the little handmade additions I made as a kid to augment what I couldn’t afford from Pleasant Company, including this diary I wrote for her, which might be my first fanfic ever 😂 090
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Oh my god, and, I got to be blonde again!!! Which was a giant reclamation of my identity after pandemic/baby. 010
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 31/12/20242024 was personally fantastic but so widely awful…I finished a novel (my first), also a steamy sprawling fanfic (lol not my first), went to my first renn faire and Medieval Times, visited my first European Christmas market, threw my 2nd (but best) Zelda-themed birthday party. 230
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025? 010
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Flouted my town’s open container laws to drink lots of wine and revel in the glory of our house. 030
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Post a PERFECT album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam 030
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I’ve made quite a few sandwiches in my life. Some of them were pretty good, every so often they’ve been memorable. But this is the first to transcend into divine perfection. 170
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Oh yeah, I’ve got that Vintage Box Game 💁🏼♀️ 010
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Is that…the leftover charcuterie cheese Mac with home-smoked bacon about to be topped with French’s Crispy Onions and broiled? 020
Tabitha Blankenbiller @tabithabee.bsky.social · 28/11/2024You know it’s good when the bottle’s got spiderwebs 🕷️🕸️🦃 010