System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The System Mastery boys as John Constantine and Manchester Black. 1232
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I was somewhat disappointed that this card isn't called Bilbo Baggins, Burglar from The Hobbit. 050
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 28/05/2026More output from that AI-Cardgage creep Whitman. Hey man, what's "creative exhaust?" That makes it sound like the AIs are being fed like food scraps or some shit. No, you irrelevant dinosaur. They're being fed everyone's active whole fucking lunch. 170
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Based on a never produced sci fi TV show that was to be starred in and written by Richard Hatch from the original Battlestar Galactica. 110
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Man this is a bad ad. Like what the hell does "no memorizing" mean? Does it mean you don't have to memorize anything, or does it mean you're not allowed to somehow? The vast majority of games don't actually force you to memorize anything, that's why they come in convenient tools we call "books." 2101
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 01/11/2025We know you've got a choice in heroes this Halloween. Thanks for going Gold. 2346
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Wild that we wrote a book that did well enough they let us make another edition of it but here we are. Dungeonmeister Expanded! Available for preorder wherever books are sold, releasing September 28! A whole new chapter of alcohol-free recipes and several more new drinks besides! 3184
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Oh I figured it was because Disney was hungry for 2014 to be the year that Tumblr was just millions of Elsa recolors with different elemental power sets, like fire, or ...fox. 040
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Took the kid to Chilis today where we figured out her rap name 0181
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Hey D&D, what's a highly generative designer? D&D? Hey D&D! Hey! What's generative mean in this context? Hey yeah hi. Just one question for D&D here. 23414
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 18/02/2025The Dungeonmeister RPG Sticker Book is in stores today! Get like 500 adorable stickers for your RPG campaign or just to decorate anything you can affix stickers to, I'm not your boss! a.co/d/b9DixrC 2219
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 06/12/2024My copy is already falling apart so luckily I could just isolate a page to photo. Try and look at this space lady and her vehicles without experiencing total delight, I dare you. 140
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Raven Star! Here's an old favorite. It's space opera, but they went really hard on weird fun comic-booky species. If you fondly remember our bonus content episodes, this is the origin book for Cap'n Beefdip. Also I need to go right back to the garage and get one of the interior CG art pages. 140
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 06/12/2024...Comes great forgetability. Seriously, what was this? I've read so many of these little super hero games from the early 90s to mid 2000s. 130
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Gotta put some OGL detritus in here too, yeah? Here's OGL Ancients, which I'm gonna be honest, I thought I grabbed Testament D20, the bible one. I haven't read this. It appears to be about statting out Romans and Egyptians though. Which one gets +2 STR I wonder. 010
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 06/12/2024So Providence here is set in a bubble world that is slowly filling up with water that will kill everyone eventually. Also everyone has various sorts of wings, and they all came here from another dimension as like... prisoners or something. It's also vaguely Australian in some ways I think? 030
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Here's a game about sky pirates using a dimensional storm to raid all manner of other worlds, but really, the best part about Maelstrom is "Hey how big should we put our company logo on here?" "Bigger than the title for sure." "Yeah, we're never gonna fail. We should name our company accordingly." 070
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Also here's Future Nexus. I don't remember what's in here, but probably a nexus or even several nexuses (nexodes? nexii?) 010
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I already posted Nexus, the RPG that's one giant LARP for like 120 people. But it turns out that Nexus is just such a good title that it shows up a lot. Here's Nexus, The Infinite City. The title actually sums it up pretty well, it's a dimensional fuckery game where you play in an infinite world. 020
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I am always forgetting what the thrust of the various weird little bespoke horror titles we have is. I don't think this is the Safeway-brand Cenobites one, and I'm pretty sure it isn't the Capgras delusion one... neat cover though. 030
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Shatterzone, in the original West End Games loadout. This is a space opera game that will be uhhh... let's just say very very familiar to fans of a certain series of wars in some stars. 120
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Okay, last one for now. Why it's Dark Continent: Adventures & Exploration in Darkest Africa! Uhhh... so yeah, this was definitely a bad idea for an RPG. In practice it's more boring than actively shitty, but dang that it's real, right? Also dude, where you'd buy those pants, from Tom of Finland? 0120
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I only vaguely remember what this even was, but how are you gonna forget that Bosch-ass cover? It's Muse! 170
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Okay, Jon reminded me I have to post episodes today. So here's the last few for now. Savage Worlds: Rifts box. Palladium has elected to throw in their lot with chuds recently, so I'm really glad that Pinnacle is making good stuff out of old stuff nowadays. I have ALL of this. It's an addiction. 190
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 05/12/2024This one gets trotted out as a joke a lot, but frankly it's a very playable LARP style mixed PVE/PVP social combat game from 19 fucking 80. Did it basically destroy a company? Yes, probably. But I've run Dallas and let me tell you, it works. Also now you have to explain so many things about the era. 1130
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Speaking of rarities, this is Amethyst: Foundations. It's a GSL game. You remember GSL, right? That's OGL, but for 4th edition rules! No one used them, the license deal was worse and also 4e, which we love, is not especially easy to design for. But it's nice that these folks took a crack at it. 1100
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 05/12/2024In all our years of doing this, games like Nexus here have remained shockingly rare. It's a LARP game, designed for up to 120 players, and is also a wholly original story designed and told entirely in just this one book. I think we've only ever seen one other game that was meant for this market. 060
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Prime Directive: The Star Fleet Universe RPG. If you've never looked up Amarillo Design Bureau and the story of the Star Fleet Battles universe, you're in for a fun afternoon of wiki deep diving. This post is primarily aimed at Dan. 0100
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 05/12/2024AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 180
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 05/12/2024We also did not make up The Great War of Magellan! This was written in part by Richard Hatch, star of Battlestar Galactica, and it was part of an attempt of his to spearhead a new sci-fi property. There's even a pitch trailer for a new show out there in the ether, but good luck finding it. 060
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Also we eventually found a supplement book for it! Still no idea how this ever happened. But here it is, The Xro Dinn Chronicles Book 2: New Horizons. 180
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Subtheme! Games that we were accused of "making up." Please, who would ever do that twice? Anyway here's the Xro Dinn Chronicles, which is like a sort of Babylon 5-esque political space odyssey thing? Looks like and is laid out like a Palladium book, but it isn't one! Weird! 190
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I love these Japanese ones that are an RPG and "Resource Book." They almost always use some variation on tri-stat, and the whole RPG takes like six of the pages, with the Resource Book element basically being episode breakdowns and character art/guides. We've got DBZ and Sailor Moon ones as well. 260
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 05/12/2024And if we're doing the best RPG cover ever, I think it's only fair to also include a contender for worst. Age of Ruin is a weird post-apocalypse doom game where shit's all ruined and mutants are all over, but look at that crayon-style American Gothic on the cover. LOOK AT IT. 1111
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Let's look at what is, for my money, the greatest RPG cover in history. Nightlife! This is a game where monsters interact with each other in a secret society that humanity doesn't know about. You could call it a WOD clone except it straight up predates Vampire. Wanna be an OG RPG goth? Here you go. 0122
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Okay, took a bunch of advance pictures so I could go back in the house. Let's do... Tales from the Floating Vagabond! It's an original comedy game set in a weird space bar where cartoon stuff happens constantly. This is my original copy, it's pretty shredded because I took it backpacking a lot. 1130
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 05/12/2024An example of the irregularities for fun. Moral of the story is if we're mean to your game and you wanna talk about it we will listen! Especially if you like Chris worked on the N64 Shadows of the Empire for LucasArts in the 90s. 1111
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 05/12/2024The Secret of Ziran. After we reviewed this game (in which we called out some printing... irregularities) the author Chris Hockabout reached out to talk about it. Now he's a good friend! 2161
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Mythus Dangerous Journeys. Or Dangerous Journeys. Or Mythus. I dunno. We haven't done this one yet because unfettered Gygax text is daunting in a boring sort of way. Charts ahoy. Inscrutable charts at that. But hey it went through somewhere called McKay Books that I've never heard of. Neat! 0170
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Eoris Essence. This game is absolutely gorgeous and a truly original setting, not to mention being the only game I know of offhand from Colombia. The fact that I absolutely don't understand it in any way at all should not be a mark against it. Also google the character sheet, you're welcome. 0160
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Starting off with a new love, Eat the Reich from @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social. The aesthetics on this thing are just stunning. Grabbed our copy while they're still making them with that insane radioactive pink page edging. 0180
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Oh easy peasy. Also, every Garbage album from the 90s. 1113
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Found this display at the Mysterious Galaxy bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social. So nice to see our stuff on local shelves. Always a thrill! 0263
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 30/10/2024Been waiting like four years to not be able to read this. 0100
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 04/09/2024My daughter has decided that she needs to be more "fashion"and left to her own devices in defining this has settled on these crossed strap bandolier things made out of whatever beads she can find, and they're awesome. 0150
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 08/10/2023Got that Halloween fit started. Today I'm pulling out my Logans. Tomorrow is Pokemon trainer. 0141