System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 11hMy daughter started watching Minecraft youtube content and it's amazing how a single ordinary sentence can just mean nothing to me. "I tracked ALL the MOST ILLEGAL mob babies. 0.00001%!" 080
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 12hIt is genuinely better than it seems like it should be. That's not the same thing as saying it's good. 040
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 08/09/2026They were the only two lads around that'd proper gripe about Arsenal with us 020
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The System Mastery boys as John Constantine and Manchester Black. 1232
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I will but first I need to know Swan Boy's opinion on the genre I call "Electronica I listened to while playing too much Podracer. Sasha, BT, Hybrid, Underworld, you know the stuff. You listen to it while playing too much Podracer and drinking a shot of rum with an off-brand Squeez-It poured over." 210
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If Lake Ontario becomes Lake America one nice thing is that the mnemonic switches from HOMES to SHAME. 0244
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 21/08/2026He didn't push Zweihander so I think he might not, that's one of the warning signs. 000
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Lol you plebs are "talking" about "improving" the thing you "enjoy?" Ho ho ho, not while I have a meme for that! 460
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 20/08/2026So we really enjoyed Spectaculars, and then I think our listener base (and maybe some specifically at Polygon) did too, to the point where we kinda helped sell it out entirely? Anyway, it's gearing up for a reprint campaign, and I would say you should get on it: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...backerkit.comSpectaculars/Dusk City Outlaws Second PrintingGet notified when Spectaculars/Dusk City Outlaws Second Printing launches on BackerKit! 1104
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 20/08/2026AP is like porn in that I always pretend my DM is my stepmom. 1101
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 16/08/2026We don't even pick the things to say no to, that falls to the network head and I can assure you he will have already clicked "No AI ads" a while ago. My guess is that the hosting service caved and most likely just removed that as an option. 110
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 16/08/2026It would star Ryan Reynolds and you know it. 010
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 16/08/2026If you wanna play in a Marvel setting you should really buy a Marvel RPG, that branding is important. 1213
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Lovely! No idea which Scarborough but I'm thrilled with any of them! 110
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If you had told me six months ago the primary purpose of that Harry Potter show was to ruin my opinion of actors I liked who are specifically named Nick, I probably would have believed you because shit also sucked at that point. 1244
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Civil War Brigadier General Polyamorous Findom Breathplay 041
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I was somewhat disappointed that this card isn't called Bilbo Baggins, Burglar from The Hobbit. 050
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 09/07/2026It is 2032: A live action remake of a Disney animated movie is released in theaters. It is 2033: The animated movie the live action movie was based on is released in theaters. 070
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Is there already a Doreen Green and Emma Frost team up called Diamonds and Squirrels? Can I write it if there isn't? 040
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 13/06/2026My favorite corollary to that is "If there's one famous alien, any more of those you meet will be related and will have similar sounding names." You liked the wonderful Rodian Greedo? Well here's his uncle, Beedo! (I'm kidding, that's his cousin. His uncle is Avaro) 020
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Oh wait did we kill FATE? I have hair trigger anxiety about causing material harm to new writers so I got the yipes right away. Phew. 150
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I know I got a bad memory but I am reasonably sure I liked this game quite a bit. 262
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Honestly what I always wonder about uncreative types like him is what happens to him if he's right? What if cool, creative people suddenly adopted AI? Then he'd be in the dust again because he has no ideas. His only win state is if AI stays shitty and popular with exclusively shitty people. 121
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 28/05/2026More output from that AI-Cardgage creep Whitman. Hey man, what's "creative exhaust?" That makes it sound like the AIs are being fed like food scraps or some shit. No, you irrelevant dinosaur. They're being fed everyone's active whole fucking lunch. 170
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Up and Comer: A mouldering old grifter still riding the recognition coattails of having once been in the same building as Gary Gygax back at a company that died 27 years ago. 120
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Dang, I got all self inflated for nothing. Lol though. That's a big lol on being mean to D&D, which is of course always morally correct. 070
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Oh nice, must have been someone I angered with my opinions then. That's preferable. 150
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Like I'm a huge nerd about my sciences so I know I'd be excited to explain what scandium is to people, but it wouldn't be a fun critical game event. Personally, I'd replace it with a roll of the greatest hits of elements, and add an optional sidebar that gives you the whole table if you're the type. 020
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Man I want to love this so bad but it's way feast or famine. Like right away even rolling 3D10 you're looking a mix of "Dissipates harmlessly immediately," "yet another boring soft metal" and "kills everyone in the room in milliseconds, and like not in a fun way with stat rolls." 120
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I wonder who that was, it was blocked before I logged on. Probably got a woke podcasters list or some shit. 160
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Guys calm down, the orc said "Meat's back on the men, you boys"and he is admonishing his squad to get swole as fuck. 1111
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 14/05/2026System Mastery Live: We'll be covering Marvel Heroic RPG (that's the Margaret Weis Productions Cortex one), and James will be there just like everyone enjoys so much. It's the only Marvel RPG we haven't covered yet, as far as I'm aware. www.gencon.com/events/308718gencon.comGen Con | Gen Con Indy 2026The Best Four Days in Gaming 041
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Commander: Edition Wars: This is an MTG Commander tournament. However, it's going to be using modified Planechase rules, AND your deck must thematically represent some RPG, any RPG. Prizes for winning and for thematic representation! www.gencon.com/events/308705gencon.comGen Con | Gen Con Indy 2026The Best Four Days in Gaming 141
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Quantum Dallas: As far as I can tell, this is the only game of SPI's Dallas being run at the show. Only we're running three tables at once and each table is a different alternate universe of Dallas and YES you can cross dimensions and form multiversal Ewing alliances! www.gencon.com/events/308723gencon.comGen Con | Gen Con Indy 2026The Best Four Days in Gaming 242
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Hey so I know the vast majority of you are not going to GenCon, but for the slim minority that are, we're gonna be there, and I'm gonna tell you some events we're doing, with links. We put a ton of work into these, and it shows, because of how dumb and goddamn crazy they are. 1223
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I uhhh... you haven't heard of what we do, I imagine. 110
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Sadly no. As a CEO he's genetically bred to be okay with hollowing out the thing he likes and walking away richer. 1230
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 13/05/2026He thinks there's a crazy high percentage of overall players that use the online tools. His days for this is presumably some mix of survey research and ... tracking people who use the online tools. 2160
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Telling my DM I have the premium Paladin battlepass so after I kill 15 more half-orcs my character will unlock the Peppa Pig (TM) "Daddy Pigadin" skin complete with radial impact laughing fall damage and custom voice pack. 416312
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Imagine a live service game with the same release speed as modern D&D, oh you don't have to because Square Enix made that Avengers game. 1561
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 13/05/2026"Hey TTRPGs are the same thing as and work under the same market forces as Fortnite, right? Well they fuckin' better be."belloflostsouls.netHasbro's CEO Thinks You Should "Migrate Your Thinking" To View D&D As A Live ServiceIn a recent interview, Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks outlined a future where D&D works around a "live service" model of releases. 2521934
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 13/05/2026They do say his name in the movie. It's not much but by the official rules I made up it's a column shift. 010
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Especially enjoying watching the dingalings at the 4Pillar thing make an AI do a little shuck and jive dance equivocation "the truth is never black and white" routine around Nazis like Barker and sexpests like all the ones you would expect. That's gonna go over great for them long term, I bet. 061
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Oh hey finally, someone made their online RPG identity all about endlessly celebrating the same list of grey-bearded 1970s white dudes! I was wondering when that would keep happening forever. 020
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Please note the game is also at least partially written by Richard Hatch, who these days most people probably remember from Survivor. 000
System Mastery @systemmastery.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Based on a never produced sci fi TV show that was to be starred in and written by Richard Hatch from the original Battlestar Galactica. 110