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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

There are dozens of women at Mar-a-Lago who have more experience using hydrogen peroxide to change the color of something Trump thinks is too dark to be attractive. Why not get their help?

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

“I’m a little Teapot Dome, short and stout, Here is my handle, here is where I spout Off to Congress to remind them about, What to do with an admin that flouts Rules to prevent corrupt gov handouts, Turns out you’re a bunch of sellouts, So let’s turn DC over and spill you out.”

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Tonight’s UFC Fight at the White House is a perfect illustration of what the colors on our flag mean to this admin. Red is for the violence they crave. White is for the nationalism they protect. Blue is for the blood they value above all else.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell are the Hair and the Turtle in a really f*cked up Aesop’s fable about how to run the race to destroy democracy in the US.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

If we all banned together in solidarity and formed a union to undo wealth inequality, we should probably call ourselves the GuilloTeamsters.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Apparently KFC does NOT stand for Kentucky’s Finest Corn, but now I’m more confused why they don’t specialize in extra smooth corn on the cob if their mascot is a kernel sander?

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Jendia Gammon @jendiagammon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

What a night! Thank you San Diego and @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social, and all the great folks who stopped by for my 2-book signing! You can get signed copies of both my @chooseadventure.bsky.social DUNGEON CRAWL AT THE HAUNTED MALL, and my novel, THE VALE OF SEVEN DRAGONS in the store or order online!

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

The fear of being stuck in a chimney is called santaclaustrophobia.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Donald Trump’s newest reality show seems to be The Nap-prentice. “No, YOU’RE TIRED!”

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

If Donald Trump keeps literally falling asleep on the job, the only lawyers he’ll get to support him are the ones from the Mattress Firm.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

When you do something accidentally, the odds were really low that thing would happen. That’s why it’s oneintentional.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

The fact that Harry Styles DIDN’T become a barber kind of drags me down. The universe gave him ONE direction.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

“Good night, sweet prints,” I tell the books while Ham’ming it up

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I want to put a disclaimer on posts I’m squeezing out while distracted by my ADHD brain that just says “Not from concentrate.” Would that water things down though?

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Me, standing over the bodies of my defeated opponents: “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? My boss: “We asked you “to add the slides of your editorial calendar to the front half of the team lead presentation for review”…

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

From now on I’ll be pronouncing skeleton like Peloton.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Gastonishing (adj-derogatory): a sarcastic description of the mean or condescending behavior from a looksmaxxing gigachad towards people of a different gender on the basis of their bookishness. “When I told him I read romance novels, he was gastonishingly closed-minded.”

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

For his next move, Tom Steyer will spend $400 million of his own money to become his local School Board Superintendent.

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Marc Keelan-Bishop Illustration @marckeelanbishop.com · 02/06/2026

This is not an onion. Part 4/4 - Words: @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social Art: @marckeelanbishop.com

Digital menus that one might find in a restaurant are on the wall for the restaurant NYUN. There appears to be a glitch on the screen with text in it

A hand holds an iPhone with threads on the screen. The same glitching from the previous screen is appearing on the iPhone

A telephone pole with paper signs on it. The main sign reads "homemade tamales no onions" a small hand reaches out to take an onion from a pack of onion rings.

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Marc Keelan-Bishop Illustration @marckeelanbishop.com · 02/06/2026

This is not an onion. Part 3/4 - Words: @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social Art: @marckeelanbishop.com

A series of conveyor belts are loading onions into boxes labelled big onion. A hand is reaching from off screen to turn the machine off

A restaurant window for a restaurant called "the sticky shallot" has a sign in the window which reads "closed due to union shortage"

Two mystical hands hover around a floating onion with little sparks in the air

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Marc Keelan-Bishop Illustration @marckeelanbishop.com · 02/06/2026

This is not an onion. Part 2/4 - Words: @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social Art: @marckeelanbishop.com

We see Moore roadside restaurant signs. One is a giant onion ring called rings and things with a drive-through sign, another is a purple onion sign with a restaurant name le petit oignon.

A chef is chopping onions. The chef is an onion with a giant red onion head

A farmer with an onion head is picking onions.

A graph shows two lines. A red line is labelled no onions and is pointing downwards. A purple line is labelled onions that is pointed up

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Marc Keelan-Bishop Illustration @marckeelanbishop.com · 02/06/2026

This is not an onion. Part 1/4 - Words: @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social Art: @marckeelanbishop.com

A hand is holding a menu with what appears to be soup, grilled cheese, a kebab, a salad, and a blooming onion. The name of the restaurant is NYUN

A long windy rubbery arm with a hand of the end is holding a plate with a grilled cheese and a slice of onion.

Green hand is placing a dessert menu for a restaurant called NYUN. The featured desserts appear to be an onion ice cream split with a cherry on top and an onion chocolate cake

On a blue sky background with clouds we see three roadside restaurant signs. The restaurants are called "the sticky shallot", "the bean and bulb", "the golden onion".

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Jeff Bezos: “Finally, a hot tub to relax in after all this money making.” Me, in the hot tub: “All rise!” JB: “But I just sat down.” Me: “You’re disrespecting the judge in her own courtroom?” JB: “We’re not in a courtroom…”

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Hey Californians, today is the day to turn in your ballots! Let’s all recall how much of a mistake it was to let an outsider, populist, reality star billionaire have power and apply those lessons liberally here.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

“Is this character straight-coded?” said nobody, ever, because being straight has never had to hide behind symbolism and subtext to show up in our media.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Your assignment this month is to read the books that would cause evangelical mega church pastors to rebuke you in the name of the Lord before they get in their luxury sports car and speed away to their tax-free McMansion.

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W&S_BOOKCLUB @wsbookclub.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I love learning new things about #Dragonlance! Did you know? Author Margaret Weis had a specific look in mind for Magius on the cover of War Wizard: a young Clay Matthews! Artist Stephen Youll nailed it! Hint: Pre-order from @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social, and you'll get a signed bookplate! 1/

The graphic shows the cover for War Wizard on an aged paper background. The cover shows a blonde male with fire in his hands standing next to a dark haired male in armor. They are surrounded by enemies.

Above the cover are the words. "Did you know? Author Margaret Weis had a specific look in mind for Magius on the War Wizard cover..."

The photo shows football player Clay Matthews. He has blonde hair and is wearing a green jersey. Above the photo are the words, "A younger Clay Matthews! I think artist Stephen Youll did a great job incorporating Margaret Weis' idea!"

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

There are so many artists and books to celebrate this Pride Month, but we must also name the ever-growing danger to the community. Trans and nonbinary people are being erased from public life. From invalidating their passports to forcing them out of the military and public service,

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Painting the horses in DC gold is such small-d*ck energy that I will be referring to it as “gelding the filly.”

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

BREAKING: Vance says US and Iran are “close” to deal. Negotiations now focused on Iran’s demand Trump rename the “America 250” concert to “Iran’s Strait of Hormuzic Festival,” due to how few bands are going through with it.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

It’s pretty telling that Republicans’ main line of attacks against James Talarico is that he’s too feminine, not straight enough, and suggesting he doesn’t eat meat. Apparently you can’t be a woman, queer, or empathetic if you’re a Republican.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

The reason I know Stephen Miller is, in fact, u-g-l-y, is because he will NOT have any alibi when he gets his day in court for his crimes against humanity. You ugly.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

So we either let the richest, most morally bankrupt among us being in charge of training computers in what it means to be human to replace actual humans. Or we let them crash the economy. Truly, we are being put between a grok and a hard place.

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Jendia Gammon @jendiagammon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

San Diego! See you June 4 at @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social! I’ll be signing both DUNGEON CRAWL AT THE HAUNTED MALL, my @chooseadventure.bsky.social book, and THE VALE OF SEVEN DRAGONS, my new epic fantasy novel! mystgalaxy.com/060426Gammon

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Jendia Gammon discussing Dungeon Crawl at the Haunted Mall and The Vale of Seven Dragons

An independent bookstore specializing in sci-fi, fantasy, horror, mystery, and romance.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Can we leave the UFC cage in front of the White House, please? It would make such a great setting for the tribunals we clearly need to have for this administration.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

This won’t fit on bluesky, so you get it in screenshots.

Me: “Can I have a grilled cheese?”

Server: “Sure, one grilled cheese with onion.”

Me: “No, wait. No onions. I don’t eat them.”

Server: “The onions are a premium feature we’re giving you for free.”

Me: “Can’t you just take them off?”

Server: “We’re an onion-first restaurant. Onions are built in to all of our dishes.”

Me: “But what if I don’t like onions?”

Server: “Everyone needs onions. Onions are the future.”

Me: “Fine, forget it. Let me see a dessert menu.”

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I’m so glad Trump is celebrating our nation’s freedom the way the founders intended: with steroid-addled dudes in short-shorts giving each other traumatic brain injuries in front of a live audience.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Andy Kim LaMonica McIver Adelita Grijalva Alex Padilla ICE and DHS have attacked and charged multiple non- ⚪️ members of Congress for doing their jobs. Anyone who says ⚪️ nationalism isn’t a dominant ideology of this administration is lying.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Now, now, let’s hear Tom Steyer out. If he becomes governor, he will *checks notes* abolish a federal agency himself and *checks notes* make billionaires, *checks notes* which includes him, “pay their fair share” *checks notes* which he has not yet done himself because…

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

If a restaurant hired me to name a dish for them and I called it “The Super Salad” is it considered chaotic neutral or chaotic evil?

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Hey there Delilah, what’s it like in New York City? I’m 3 thousand miles away, but girl, tonight, you’ve got Mamdani, I wish we did too

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Pronouncing Bluesky like “brewski” from now on

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

“It was a great try. Not everyone can stay in the lines.” —Me, getting my parking validated

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Why does he always keep his armor on? Because he’s going ComMando.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I now understand what it was like to watch Cheers. This will-they-or-won’t-they peace deal is giving big Uncle Sam and Tehiane vibes and it’s exhausting.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

There’s a whole cottage industry that has cropped up to convince people not to travel to America on holiday, for obvious reasons. Detourism is booming.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Vampire: *knocks* “May I come in?” Me: “No, why?” V: “I have an opportunity for you. What if I could give you riches and —“ Me: “Eternal life, with you as my sire?” V: “No, no. I’m offering you OmniLife as my downline. I can teach you how to StrigoilBoss like me!”

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Once the coast is clear, you know you’ve reached the Transparen Sea.

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

If you run into the back of a food truck, that should be called a vendor bender.

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