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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Richard E Grant just flat out owning his shit.

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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I bet they were sooooooo close to finding those WMD’s they went there for as well.

RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When Ed Sheeran was 6 years old he broke his leg. When he was 35 he shat the bed.

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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ed Sheeran has always needed to fuck right off. Writes a few okay songs and then spends over a decade making a living letting other artists remix the ever-loving fuck out of them. Free Palestine! You fence sitting talentless ginger pisshead.

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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Appreciate the graft from Dispatches lately but nobody is arsed. The grifting shortarse raised money for a legal defence in a trial he pleaded guilty in which he then spent on a mansion and a few keys of Colombias purest.

Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

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Hasan Piker isn't part of the Abdul El-Sayed campaign. Lorenzo Sewell is a member of the Mike Rogers campaign. And he's a proper extremist and bigot who the media isn't covering. I brought receipts in the Guardian today: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Suppose the call of getting 40 grand a pop for after-dinner speaking was a bit too much to stick out your term ey?

RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly and now Tim. Grim reaper claiming all of the wrong 80 year olds with the raspy old nonce in the Whitehouse still shuffling around.

Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

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I'm so grateful to everyone in Clacton for re-electing me. As a thankyou, we are going to abolish Personal Independence Payments, which will be fantastic for the 10,000 disabled people who live in my constituency.

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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Everything about the way our media has handled Jason Arday’s fall from grace has been fucking vile. They did the exact same thing with Caroline Flack and it led to same awful, inevitable conclusion. I hate our media. Utterly detest it.

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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

He says he “shot” him. Didn’t admit to killing him though. Any number of unlikely yet possible things could have happened to that man after Mangione shot him. I refuse to believe that Mangione killed him until he says the words himself.

Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

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There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton

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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Yesterday was the REAL final. Still… be boss if Epstein’s best mate had to present the trophy to Spain.

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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Are the French team protesting though?

RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Maybe keep the gloating as respectful as possible. France have got nukes and these are mental times we’re living in.

Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

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Lights out and away we go! #Clacton

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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

WHAT THE FUCK ARE ENGLAND PLAYERS DOING OUTSIDE OF THEIR BOX?! IT WAS GOING SO WELL!

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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Suppose it’s bound to happen when you let them spend 40 fucking minutes having kickabout inside your box. Inevitable shite.

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Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

As a Liverpool fan, today is a day I and millions of others will never forget. For 37 years, the Hillsborough families fought for truth and justice in the face of lies, smears, police corruption, state cover-ups and decades of institutional delay. They never gave up.

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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I’m happy that Lindsay Graham never lived to see his dream of Iran being turned into an irradiated hellscape but I’ll be honest, I’m a bit gutted he didn’t live long enough to see his infamous prediction come to fruition. RIP Ladybug

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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

They’re going to make Ann Widdecombe the new Charlie Kirk, aren’t they?

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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

If you need a break from US politics, a lot of people on Facebook are very worried about Nigel Farage getting beat in a by election by a man with a bin for a face. The potential for this saga to irreparably break British MAGA is immense.

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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

See if your mates at FIFA can do anything about that you kid shagging orange lump of shit!

RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

FIFA needs to fuck right off.

RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Using Wikipedia and Spotify to unpick the fabric of reality.

Wikipedia page for the 2026 Venezuela earthquake. 2 separate quakes including a 7.5 magnitude one on 24/06/26

Notable victims from the incident on the same Wikipedia article, including a Metal band by the name of “Van Der Dijs”. All members of the band were killed in the incident.

A Spotify screenshot of the final release from Van Der Dijs. Released 15/05/26. One of the tracks is called 7.5.

Assuming there’s no posthumous fuckery that’s happened, the band released a single over a month before they were all killed. The title of the track is weirdly the magnitude of the EQ that might have killed them.

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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

It’d have been a Mel Brooks appropriate gag to exit the stage a few hours or minutes before officially turning 100, but I’m so glad he didn’t.

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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Yeah that’s right you sexy little oscillating chunk. What’s that? You want me to put you up to level 5? What if my girlfriend finds out?!

Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

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Bills up. Wages too low. Record profits for Oil & Gas. 50 richest families with more wealth than 50% of population. Shit in our rivers. Pensioners jailed for protesting. Migrants thrown under the bus. Supporting a Genocide. That's Starmer's legacy.

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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Remember when Starmer said something to the effect of “if the left don’t like me they can fuck all the off” lol. Welcome to the shitty sinking ship you drilled more than a few holes into, Keith.

RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

So he’s bombing Cuba this weekend I’m guessing.

RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Didn’t watch it. I’m assuming Israel’s song was genuine bland fucking dogshit. The fact it was that high means the competition is well and truly dead.

Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

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Clash of the Shite-uns.

Starmer to meet Streeting on Wednesday after 4 ministers resign

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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I was saying Brexit was a load of shitty wank long before Starmer made it cool.

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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Who would have thought that a human rights lawyer with a stiffy for genocide and pandering to the same people who thought the Tories were doing a bang up job for the 14 years before they were kicked out would be so embarrassingly rejected by the electorate?? Mind… fucking… blown.

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RetroBeard @synthnscifi.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Notice he’s getting rid of the women first?