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dimensionwitch

@syncline.bsky.social
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 8h
I’m sorry but why did private equity think archaeological cultural resources management would be profitable? Like killing Red Lobster and Joann’s
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel like we don’t talk about millennials in particular, hitting our 40s - in earlier generations many of us would be reaching the peak of our careers, but because of disaster after disaster, locust after locust eating our industries, many of us are on our 3rd or 4th fresh start.
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 21h
I miss not having to ask if something is AI more than I miss the pre-pandemic era or pre-9/11 flying
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Amazon's About You thinks I'm a hiking freak, which tracks
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well now that my two best hiking boots models have been discontinued I am not sure what to do when my current pairs wear out
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The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @lorenzothecat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look at these clowns.
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m really sad about Brooke Eby
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
will the reflecting pool algae story continue into october u were wondering to yourself
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Idk what I'm doing wrong, it starts feeling personal after 3-4 tries
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At this point I'm so resentful that I probably wouldn't even enjoy if if they suddenly invited me out of the blue (which they won't)
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's whatever, but I might as well still be living in Seattle for how often my Colorado "friends" have gone hiking with me since I moved back. Which has been zero since I scored those ultra rare permits to Utah. And not for my lack of trying! Better to go alone and get attacked by a "bear"
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love the wee little guy with the wings that somehow also turns into a human angel
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Digimon: Gatomon & Patamon Dance
ALT: Digimon: Gatomon & Patamon Dance
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
October has historically been an extremely stressful month for me and unfortunately it seems 2026 will not be an exception
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Universities are rotten to the core, every last one of them
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The algorithm keeps sending me Cornell content and I can't look away
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/09/2026
"Can a rapist’s prose elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect what empathy and accountability might look like so undergrads may successfully mimic them on paper in pursuit of avoiding just punishment." buff.ly/5na4oMY
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Announcing Cornell University’s Newest Writing Course: Rape Essays 101
“Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect wh...
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They just threw the rules out the window lmao
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The City Council of Darkness finale is straight up Never Stop Blowing Up insanity
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There were only a couple of language choices I disagreed with, but overall it’s a great story
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Forgotten Island is cute! I enjoyed it
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The finale of City Council of Darkness is absolutely unhinged
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
also i finally went for a pedicure after six years worth of hiking as a hobby and destroying my feet and toenails and i probably should have had these things done regularly over my hands. but i like to look at fancy nails on my hands
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Parachute is expensive and fancy looking and spends a ton on marketing but their pillows, sheets, and blankets have not lasted longer than 3 years on me
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
“It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.” buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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NPR @npr.org · 22/09/2026
Scientists have found a species they've named the fire amoeba, which is capable of reproducing at 145°F and continuing to move up to temperatures of 147°F — a record for complex eukaryotic life. n.pr/4h8AWoj
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This 'fire amoeba' pushes the limit of what's possible for complex life
Scientists have found a species they've named the fire amoeba, which is capable of reproducing at 145°F and continuing to move up to temperatures of 147°F — a record for complex eukaryotic life.
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I want to hike tomorrow but I have very irritated lungs from a cold /o\
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The monkey poured coffee in my boots
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here is a nice mushroom
A big beautiful bear’s head tooth mushroom growing on a perimortuous maple tree. The green undergrowth climbs around it on all sides, and yellow summer sun infuses the woodscape. All photos by me
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Another toenail finally fell off, I’m so proud of
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Margarita @margarita.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
71% seems low
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71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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Cannonball Adderall @echoloop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tilcayo Tiger Cat! I want one!
Photo of the cutest little wild cat you’ve ever seen. 
Caption: The tilcayo tiger cat is smaller than a house cat.
Fernando Faciole / National Geographic
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My three-year-old was at the Ed Sheeran concert when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why isn't the nice white rapper performing?" And when I told her "Because an old guy who visits teen-aged prostitutes had him cancelled," she started crying.
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Neelie @neeliebien.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
On any level, Sheeran is more cringe.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 14/09/2026
Macklemore has this extremely Seattle earnestness that is pure cringe to 90% of the rest of the country, but I knew it would see him through in the end. What is cringe but earnestness persevering
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
oh dammit mitch is actually alive?
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ran a ton of errands that I just let go, really pleased with myself
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I hope I never lose perspective on what it's like to be a young person
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Like you chose a career in academia but you hate working with students? Sorry for you, what a sad life you must lead
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm re-reading some of my old Livejournal entries from undergrad and they're a little bit cringe but mostly hilarious. They remind me of my current students. I don't understand how people who work in higher ed can be so mean to undergrads. Yes they're messy, but it's the point of that stage of life!
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Algorithm got me, I've been wanting a new wallet for ages
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/09/2026
You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now.
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NPR @npr.org · 11/09/2026
After 9/11, thousands of rescue and cleanup crews went to work at ground zero. They were exposed to toxic debris and experienced psychological trauma. Today, many say they live in fear of deportation. n.pr/4xPdcvp
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They cleaned up ground zero. Now many are hiding from ICE
After 9/11, thousands of rescue and cleanup crews went to work at ground zero. They were exposed to toxic debris and experienced psychological trauma. Today, many say they live in fear of deportation.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 09/09/2026
Indonesian foragers may have sucked on mind-altering nuts 25,000 years ago, research finds
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Indonesian foragers may have sucked on mind-altering nuts 25,000 years ago, research finds
Analysis of two skeletons reveals tooth wear and traces of psychoactive substance in what may be earliest known evidence for human drug taking What may be the earliest known evidence for human drug taking has been traced to ancient Indonesian foragers who sucked on mind-altering nuts as long as 25,000 years ago. Analysis of two exceptionally rare skeletons from the Indonesian island of Sulawesi revealed dramatic tooth wear and traces of a psychoactive substance in the individuals’ remaining teeth, suggesting they routinely sucked on hard, abrasive betel nuts. Continue reading...
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cool cool, gonna attempt yet another mega hike while on my period, why not
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dimensionwitch @syncline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today I had enough of an attention span to watch an entire D20 episode, which is actually amazing
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