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swoon ganz

@swoonganz.medsky.social
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just a cat screaming at the moon are you going to eat your pickle? certified AI hater

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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 3h
I wish they had a sampler pack in small sizes
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 3h
The honey crystals intrigue me
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 3h
Based on a true story.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 3h
When the doctor orders CIWA scoring for your patient on a propofol drip.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 7h
I literally do not care why you need one. I will reward you for communicating with me.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 7h
Me giving my students extensions on assignments
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 12h
wait the shop owner who wouldn't sell kelly clarkson a $15,000 animatronic bird and then claimed later it had never been for sale despite its prominently displayed price tag IS ALSO THE AUTHOR OF DRAGONS LOVE TACOS, A CORNY KIDS BOOK I HATE? this is too much
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
lmfao
RegulatorsPod OP • 13h
Bold of you to assume I'm not already crushing it in therapy
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
I have however been fun so you’re alone there
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
I know it also lol
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
Agreed. When I had routine labs for patients I frequently sent them in pedi tubes. These were mostly send-outs so it was more challenging.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
This reminds me of the time I had a patient who just started his heart transplant work up. I have never drawn that much blood in my life. I think he needed a transfusion after.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
I like fun t shirts and am in the market for a silly baseball hat
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
I want this but we move too often
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
I already own this 🥰
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tell me about your favorite Etsy purchases. I have a gift card.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
Nurses looking for help with a code brown:
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
“apparently”
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
I do NOT agree with the second star baker choice.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dying a thousand deaths watching Molly’s bell sleeves narrowly escape falling into her mixing bowl.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
I know the bit about the outfits but the sleeves is diabolical.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
Is it against the law for the bake-off contestants to roll up their damn sleeves???
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’ll take those over the not so subtle hints that I need EMDR therapy “lol”
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
Especially if you’ve had chicken pox
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
I want the shingles vaccine so badly 😭
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
My arms would be out of commission
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
Impressive!
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
Imagine my absolute horror when I got on a red eye to the Midwest and saw this on the seat in front of me
The seat back entertainment screen on a delta flight. It shows an ad for flights to Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
When I first got my nursing license I worked as a vaccinator at a grocery store pharmacy. Pairing Shingrix with anything is diabolical. Godspeed to OP.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Air to Ground Message: DONT PANIC IM JUST KIDDING Area: San Francisco, CA, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ200 A: #a2c45f9a9c2 F: #f30c3887b49
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’ll have you know that someone else in that group was baby wearing in an unsafe way and I sat and minded my own business 😌
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yes, I am very pretty 😌
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 11/10/2026
Went out to eat and someone else’s toddler alternated between staring at me like I was the most interesting thing he had ever seen and dropping fries on the literal ground outside, picking them up, and eating them while his mom was distracted.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 11/10/2026
The irony of every anti-depressant having suicidal ideation as a side effect. You’ll feel better! With more energy to end it!
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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 11/10/2026
That would be @swoonganz.medsky.social she does it like 14 times a day.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 11/10/2026
14 is a severe understatement
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 11/10/2026
Would
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 11/10/2026
Went to Safeway for a few things including hard cider. Both of us took our our IDs. The self-checkout worker goes: I only need one. “Here at Safeway, we don’t care if you serve to minors.” Give that woman a raise.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 10/10/2026
Free will was a mistake.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/10/2026
logged into facebook for the first time in probably a year and the first boy i ever held hands with is generating AI slop images of himself with a full head of hair
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 10/10/2026
BLAHAJ
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 09/10/2026
Literally nothing else.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 09/10/2026
It smells like bandaids or an old couch to me 😂
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can smell insulin too! It’s wild to me when other nurses say it doesn’t have a scent.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 08/10/2026
The only thing I miss about adult nursing: free snacks
A drawer full of individual containers of jam and peanut butter.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dragonfruit
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thebioprof.bsky.social @thebioprof.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can I join in here? Once I had a student photocopy their lab partners report but only used white out to change the name. They used white out AFTER the photocopy.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m screaming
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 08/10/2026
Depression AND gastrointestinal distress? Be so for real right now.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is the only benefit. The major downside: I can barely read some of it.
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