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swoon ganz

@swoonganz.medsky.social
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just a cat screaming at the moon are you going to eat your pickle? certified AI hater

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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 16/10/2026
The first season of Project Runway is filled with nostalgia and eating bell peppers like apples.
Nora from season 1 of project runway sitting on a sofa with her legs crossed. She is holding a green bell pepper (with the sticker still on it). A bite is missing.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/10/2026
Imagine my absolute horror when I got on a red eye to the Midwest and saw this on the seat in front of me
The seat back entertainment screen on a delta flight. It shows an ad for flights to Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 08/10/2026
The only thing I miss about adult nursing: free snacks
A drawer full of individual containers of jam and peanut butter.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 01/10/2026
THIRTEEN YEARS
SWEENEY: Finally, the governor's office called the prison. The governor was ordering th n to stop. He
gave Carruthers a one-year reprieve. The physician in Carruthers' execution, Dr. Mark Fowler, hadn't placed a central line in 13 years according to legal records.
Reached by phone, Fowler told NPR that the doctor does not participate in the execution except to declare the time of death and did not have further comment.
The doctors who signed the letter don't have an execution method that they prefer over lethal injection.
Greer says even asking doctors to help improve the process still leaves them in an ethical quandary.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 30/09/2026
r/Residency is one of the most toxic subreddits. You’re mad at all the wrong people.
reddit
r/Residency 4d ago
IndependentLet3518
Brigham nurses votes yes again for strike for money while making x2 of residents

How did we agreed as a profession to get paid half of what nurse makes while working twice as much. They have some to zero responsibility by writing "MD is aware" in their chart while we struggle paycheck to paycheck.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 22/09/2026
We traveled here in November of 2018. It was very snowy but the same church was there!
A powder blue church among bare trees and snow.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 19/09/2026
One year ago:
A black domestic shorthair cat rests her head on a hardcover book titled I Hope This Finds You Well. She is staring off into the distance looking sulky. There is a rainbow catnip toy visible behind her.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reminiscing about the time I made the TWO DAY oat and pecan brittle cookies and this happened to my heat proof spatula while making the caramel.
A photo of a (melted) white silicone spatula with caramel on it. The middle of the screen says: Ffffffff
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh I hate these
Cursed long green grapes
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 05/09/2026
I refuse to believe that peenie wallie is a real term. Stop pranking me, dialect quiz.
QUESTION 23 OF 24
What do you call the insect that flies around in the summer and has a rear section that glows in the dark?
lightning bug
• firefly
I use lightning bug and firefly interchangeably
peenie wallie
I have no word for this
other
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 01/09/2026
The suspect:
A black domestic shorthair cat in a loaf shape. There is a big rectangle of sun on the carpet in front of her.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 28/08/2026
Frankly disappointed in the Surviving Sepsis Campaign for utilizing AI images for their updated guidelines webinars. Do better.
An AI generated image of a physician looking at an anatomically incorrect x-ray. There is also several typos on the screen.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 24/08/2026
Who wants to be my friend?
A text from me:

Remember that time I sent you a photo of a crooked melona popsicle and said it had Peyronie disease?
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 17/08/2026
Here you go
A black domestic shorthair cat on a black blanket.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 14/08/2026
Swouse and I went to Mt Rainier NP and there were horses owned by the NPS that were hauling lumber to fix decaying trail steps! Not donkeys but still cool.
NPS employee leading two horses up a trail. They’re carrying lumber.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 06/08/2026
If I found out my likeness was being used to sell cat food for the FUSSY, I’d be so pissed.
A bag of cat food:

ROYAL CANIN.*.
FUSSY
FOR ADULT CATS WITH PICKY APPETITES
HIGHLY
APPETIZING
TESTED & APPROVED
BY OWNERS OF FUSSY CATS*
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 04/08/2026
Nursing shoes are just committed to being the ugliest on the planet. Also: I don’t want to see any part of your bare foot at work???
A truly hideous black shoe that is like a hole-less croc with a heel strap. It probably costs $150.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 30/07/2026
How did you know 😭😭😭
A StoryGraph screenshot. I’ve read 18 books of my 52 book goal. 12 books until I’m back on track!
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 09/07/2026
Me attempting to read papers for school:
A book review by accusatori:
DID NOT FINISH
not in the right state of mind to read this lol
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 01/07/2026
The Belgium soccer team’s light jersey. It has 3 black stripes down the sleeves and is in the colors of the trans flag.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 30/06/2026
Weirdest loot drop
A public transit seat with a pile of ramen on it.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 20/06/2026
This phrasing lmaoooo
FIFA World Cup: U.S. tops Australia, will advance
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 15/06/2026
explain your @ yes, like the pulmonary artery catheter but with a little rizz
A swan-ganz pulmonary artery catheter
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/06/2026
This game will QWIXX-ly destroy your entire family.
The box for a dice game called QWIXX.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 07/06/2026
They’re discount grocery store stocks baby tajin containers in the bulk aisle 🥹
A very small container of tajin seasoning in the palm of my hand.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 04/06/2026
Going to the charge office after my shift to tell the day shift charge nurse that my previously perfectly stable patient tried to die at 0659:
A grey cat with white goop on his face. The caption says “I frowed up”
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 24/05/2026
A stick figure of a man in a hat with a cigarette and a cup of coffee walking through the door. The text above his head reads: ARE YA WINNING, SON?
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 20/05/2026
Oh this ‘ol thing?
A cornmeal crust pizza with cheese, fresh corn, and balsamic soaked onions on top.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 20/05/2026
I can’t not think “Peyronie’s” every time I see ads for this beer.
A bottle of peroni beer.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 18/05/2026
YES!
A mailbox with a sticker that says: “GOD IS GAY” on it. Someone had written in “NO!” with chalk.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 18/05/2026
I keep that thang on me.
A comically large carabiner
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 29/04/2026
The answer to David’s question would get me banned from this website.
Text Message • SMS
Today 09:07
The U.S. Senate race is heating up. If you could send one message to the candidates, what would it be? - David from Voter Signal Research.
Stop2End
If you did not expect this message from an unknown sender, it may be spam.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 28/04/2026
It’s a bearcordion
Four conjoined orange gummy bears.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 24/04/2026
My sleep schedule over the past week perhaps sheds some light on why I feel insane.
A sleep analysis bar graph thingy from an Apple Watch. The results are for a primarily nocturnal person
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 21/04/2026
As has 11 year old Swooncat
A black domestic shorthair cat with severe RBF
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 09/04/2026
Factually accurate
A size 1 blood pressure cuff around my pointer finger.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 02/04/2026
Good news everyone!
Today at 1:20 AM
@antiantiai.bsky_social has added you to the "Al
Haters" moderation list
bsky.app/profile/did:..
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 28/03/2026
FOUND IT
A 3M half face respirator
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 27/03/2026
Lasix. No foley.
A bloody pen next to the words: write a horror story using only 3 words
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 23/03/2026
Hell yeah brother
A brick wall with : DYKES ❤️❤️❤️ written on it
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 04/03/2026
No, YOU’RE the one with a tiny mouth whose dental hygienist gave them a comically small toothbrush so they could actually properly brush their molars.
A very very small toothbrush still in the packaging.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 01/03/2026
I for one love that my dentist’s office talks to me like I’m a toddler with a pet who died.
Hello! We wanted to let you know that your hygienist,
is off on a
new adventure in New York! You'll be seeing another member of our
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 01/03/2026
lol lmao
A crusty middle aged woman peddling ivermectin pills on TV
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 27/02/2026
My downstairs neighbors have two cats and display seasonal art of them in their front window. They have a different one for every holiday and time of year. They just swapped out their Valentine’s Day one for this:
A hand drawn picture of two cats. One is named Connie and she is holding a yellow umbrella. The other is named Brya and she is wearing rain boots.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 26/02/2026
All the real ones know these and the wooden stick “spoon” they came with
Hoodsie ice cream cups with swirled chocolate and vanilla ice cream.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 26/02/2026
I recently learned that other people’s middle schools did not in fact serve them coffee milk like mine did.
A small carton of Hood brand coffee milk.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 23/02/2026
Loooook. Look how cute
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 17/02/2026
Swooncat
A close up photo of a black domestic shorthair cat. One eye is half closed and she looks grumpy.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 13/02/2026
Received my shipment of 100 whistles and they came with a note in a child’s handwriting 🥺
A bag of yellow and grey 3D printed whistles. A handwritten note on green paper that says: “our best defense against cynicism is to do good, and remember that the good we do matters.” Kelly Hayes movement memos. There is also a note on a white piece of paper in child’s handwriting that says: we keep us safe!
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 03/02/2026
This is true. But the void does not like being screamed back at.
A silky black cat on top of a black soft blanket. She has one paw over her face so her right eye is obscured.
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