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Swistle Thistle

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have a new rule, and it's that if I find myself scrolling endlessly on Bluesky or Facebook, I have to instead write some postcards for Postcards To Voters. I don't know if it will do any good, but it does more good than endlessly scrolling Bluesky or Facebook. postcardstovoters.org
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Postcards To Voters
Join People Across The United States Writing Postcards To Voters
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Absolute Clothing Failure: www.swistle.com/2026/10/03/a...
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Absolute Clothing Failure
I need a mildly dressy outfit for an upcoming restaurant situation, and I hate clothes-shopping. I was shopping online at Old Navy for other things (I need longer sweatpants—the ones I’…
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don't know the best time to opine about the possibility of rehabilitation and restorative justice and so on but the worst time is 5 minutes after one of your favs is outed doing something terrible
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
with all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life
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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Semi regular reminder that Jesus didn't tell women what to wear he told men to gouge their eyeballs out.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The next day I hear about what happened later, the wild experiences, strengthened bonds or odd opportunities all of which I would have loved to have been part of! But I left, bc for me, leaving was the smart choice, the safe one. But saying why I left makes the men roll their eyes; nothing happened!
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Books: Fitz and the Fool Trilogy; Spindle's End; Those Beyond the Wall; Vigil; The Unselected Journals of Emma M. Lion www.swistle.com/2026/10/01/b...
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Books: Fitz and the Fool Trilogy; Spindle’s End; Those Beyond the Wall; Vigil; The Unselected Journals of Emma M. Lion
It has continued to feel odd, and I have continued to feel resentful about, going to a library not my own. It’s a smaller library, but it’s a member of the same grouping of libraries th…
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This made me laugh until I coughed. Yes.
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Current news about some asshole with good standardized test scores as a child reminds me of my ongoing hypothesis that you cannot stop someone who participated in the childhood gifted & talented program from telling you that they were involved. No, not even if you frame it like this, like a trap.
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am writing Postcards to Voters again. I don't know if it helps. It does help ME a little. postcardstovoters.org
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Postcards To Voters
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sick Cats: www.swistle.com/2026/09/25/s...
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Sick Cats
Did you know, if you have a lot of cats who share litter boxes, and you need to bring in a sample from the litter box for the vet, and you’d really like that sample to be from The Specific Ca…
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are few political fundraising hooks less compelling to me than "The other side is outspending us."
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reducing Heating Oil and Electricity Bills: www.swistle.com/2026/09/23/r...
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Reducing Heating Oil and Electricity Bills
I learned something new on NPR, and it is that “diesel” and “heating oil” are THE SAME THING. Our house is heated with heating oil. That means that when the news talks about…
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the footage of the president speaking at a news conference and you can't hear him because it's the press he banned who bring the sound equipment is too on the damn nose because guess what we wouldn't have if people hadn't kept insisting on handing this asshole a microphone over & over & over again
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Want a hard copy? Donate $50 or more at kapow.works/donate by October 1 and we’ll mail one right to your door!
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Donate to KAPOW PAC
Show your support with a contribution.
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have now watched a lot of these "it's not your body, it's the clothes" reels, and what I have learned is that it is 100% an artificial angling of the model's body toward the camera to create an illusion. I'd like to see the models stand with the same posture for both the Cute and Uncute clothes.
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think I could go the entire rest of my life without ever being told again to "buckle up" before reading a thread on the internet.
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Albums From the Distant Past: www.swistle.com/2026/09/18/a...
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Albums From the Distant Past
On the 8-hour drive back to campus, I had Edward go through his classes and tell me about each one. He said he was saving the best for last. I was not expecting the best, in the first semester of h…
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The bride will wear white, the groom will wear white, and the Russian oligarch nobody knows will wear camouflage in case someone tries to take a picture of him and ProPublica finds out. www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
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Pay No Attention to the Russian Oligarch at My Wedding Weekend
He’s just a dear friend we know nothing about!
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Kass G. @anarkass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Also worth noting that like, three people requesting something at a library will get a library to buy it. And it doesn't take many holds to make it "we should buy more copies."
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Follow-Ups, Including One About the Friend Who Brought Her Husband on Our Coffee Date: www.swistle.com/2026/09/15/f...
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Follow-Ups, Including One About the Friend Who Brought Her Husband on Our Coffee Date
I was going to write about the difference between me-in-college and my-kids-in-college, politically-speaking, but I got two paragraphs into it and I was starting to wonder if I could have another c…
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think a good fundraising idea is: you bid for the right to listen to NPR reporters, secretly recorded, reacting candidly off-air to the stories they have to report. Like "Oh my f'ing god for the love of 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus what the actual f is this," etc., but in their NPR voices
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cheerfully Sunburned: www.swistle.com/2026/09/04/c...
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Cheerfully Sunburned
I had such an unexpected day today: I went to a BEACH and sat in the SUN. I went with two beach-experienced friends who coached me through the process, and I learned a lot; I took literal notes on …
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoopsie, I'm mistaken: it was a collapsed menu. If you expand it, there are SEVENTEEN male artists, plus Georgia O'Keeffe.
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Look instead under "Popular Artists," and nine of the ten are male, and the tenth is Georgia O'Keeffe
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Shopping for posters online, and under "Top Artists," all the options are male
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Rental Cars and the Associated Anxieties: www.swistle.com/2026/09/01/r...
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Rental Cars and the Associated Anxieties
Do you know, I have never rented a rental car. It is possible that it is much, much easier than I expect. But because it is unexplored, it feels mysterious and difficult (and expensive). I am an an…
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This thread. I had the 1st step done, but not the second (hidden) step.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
sorry if I seem weird and intense now, it’s because I’m now weird and intense
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 28/08/2026
Anyway I personally think that one thing I want my elected officials to perform is that EVERY TIME they are given the option, they should vote against fascism. Not just some of the time. Every time.
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Figuring Out the Financial Situation for an Adult Child Working Full-Time and Living at Home: www.swistle.com/2026/08/28/f...
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Figuring Out the Financial Situation for an Adult Child Working Full-Time and Living at Home
We have a brand-new child-financial situation to deal with: what to do, financially, about an adult child who is working full-time and living at home. I will start by telling you what we did about …
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Shopping for the College Apartment (With a Trailer): www.swistle.com/2026/08/26/s...
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Shopping for the College Apartment (With a Trailer)
I should add that Elizabeth and I had splendid success with our trailer-assisted shopping mission. We went to two used furniture stores, each of which had a nice huge easy parking lot for the trail…
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
we should do this every year on the anniversary of her passing. think how much better the internet is today when everyone is just talking about one of the purest souls who ever lived. annual mandatory "1 out of every 3 posts must be about Dolly" day
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When we hate on these disgusting immoral evil billionaires it’s bc just look at everything Dolly did. They could be doing that. They could just be helping people and every day they choose not to help people. They choose to harm. And when they die, we’ll dance and laugh and be thankful they’re gone.
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Every time I vote, I have to show my ID, which is compared to information on a list. To get on that list, I had to prove I was a citizen and had the right to vote. I don't understand why or how we are supposed to believe that there are so many people successfully voting who are not allowed to vote.
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James Goodwin @jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We've shared one of the longest international borders in the world for well over a century with a peaceful and loyal ally. The cumulative value of the peace dividend we've received as a result is incalculable. No military presence, fortifications, etc. What this administration is doing is evil.
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Driving the Trailer: www.swistle.com/2026/08/24/d...
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Driving the Trailer
First I will tell you what the plan was. The plan was that we would rent a little UHaul trailer and attach it to the back of Paul’s car. We would fill it with all the twins’ stuff for t…
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Bonus Class: www.swistle.com/2026/08/19/b...
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Bonus Class
Henry is allowed to take one extra college class per semester for no additional cost—but if you want to take the Extra Class, you can’t sign up for it until everyone else has completed …
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Catherine P. @cpellegr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Someone more clever than me recently said that the food item that most closely resembles a phone is no longer the banana, it’s the Pop-Tart.
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Phones used to be physically designed for having vocal conversations, but now they CLEARLY ARE NOT. Completely incorrect shape.
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fun Group Desserts for Family-Reunion-Type Settings: www.swistle.com/2026/08/14/f...
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Fun Group Desserts for Family-Reunion-Type Settings
Oh hello SO: I wonder if you have any good ideas for fun group desserts for a family-reunion-type setting. Here are the ideas our group has done so far: • Sundae bar: ice cream, toppings • Cookie b…
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Swistle Thistle @swistle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Literally I have gone through every organization I have ever donated to, and the only one who will still send a card to the family is our local animal shelter. I am stuck. I don't know what to do.
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