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SwiftOnSecurity

@swiftonsecurity.com
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computer security person. former helpdesk.

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 4h
Crabgrass Frontier! I always wanted to ask your opinion of it.
Inner title of crabgrass frontier
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 2h
When it was introduced in 1964, the 15-lane drive-in at Denver U.S. National Bank (today Wells Fargo) was reportedly the world’s largest motor bank. Photo Credit: Wells Fargo Corporate Archives
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 4h
Crabgrass Frontier! I always wanted to ask your opinion of it.
Inner title of crabgrass frontier
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 4h
Swift on Security on mastodon 
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 4h
Clever
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 8h
I'm not sure how you read it but I'm not disagreeing with you?
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 8h
Just an exhausted exhausting lowkey twat in a context that is both exactly and not at all as it appears at a glance. The inescapable pathway of those before echoing in you alike.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 8h
I watched myself doing the same thing, with this account, fulfilling the stereotype of what someone of my profile would do in a situation like mine 12 years later, sucking golfballs through garden hoses bsky.app/profile/oleg...
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 8h
Holy shiate
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 8h
I really wish would've had this on TLOAS. I personally love album because I was going through a family event it comforted me for, but I don't think it was the strongest thing ever
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Matthew Hackling @mhackling.bsky.social · 9h
Ad blocking has been in the Australian government information security manual since 2018
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 10h
I've been interested how people think Taylor Swift isn't fully cognizant of her writing position changing dramatically. Life just has a way of making you play your role and sit there watching yourself do it anyway.
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ran⚡ @randall.gobirds.online · 13h
DRINK VERIFICATION CAN
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 13h
"I want healthcare" Good news your TV actually tracks your heartbeat now and it says you're fine, take some propranolol
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 13h
It's gonna be 2035, everyone will have a 115 inch television, and they're still gonna be complaining 🫤
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 14h
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 14h
❤️😊
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Perrsun @perrsun.bsky.social · 14h
Work IT just sent out an email saying “Stop clicking on web ads and pop ups” with info about fake download/error buttons, etc. I (not-IT) want to just tell them “You either deploy adblockers or you deploy malware” but will probably have to find a gentler way to do so.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 15h
My plan to keep the communists occupied was wildly successful
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 15h
Just another day in paradise, serving looks and capital.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 15h
You're welcome
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 15h
I am once again asking places to Google things before naming them iaitam.org/csam/
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CSAM – IAITAM
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 30/09/2026
all my little experimentation and showing off on this car wash stuff, really essentially you only need a few chemicals. these are hyper-specialist products that even then completely cut down from full chemical suites. If people will buy them they'll badge them it's really not expensive for them
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 30/09/2026
Car wash and automotive clearcoat sealant chemical technology has radically progressed the last few years. The level of protection and efficacy afforded even consumer-level stuff like the well-shepherded Turtle Wax Hybrid Solutions is lightyears beyond dishsoap and a sponge at the molecular level.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 30/09/2026
The problem with the "two bucket method" for car washing is modern chemicals are hyper-efficient in keeping dirt in suspension. Personally, I use a bunch of trashy wash mitts from AliExpress and cycle through them, no dirty water ever enters the bucket.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 30/09/2026
I saved a Facebook post about this that I was gonna read later let me see if I could dig it up in the next few hours for you
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 30/09/2026
I will get back to you once I finish my conclusions on that. It's complicated by changes in "leather" technology and trashy consumer products that don't really do what they say.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 30/09/2026
You KNOW i had to do it to em
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/09/2026
Holy shit
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/09/2026
Holy shit
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/09/2026
Adding a prompt to my 11-year-old daughter's AI to have it completely architect her life around getting to my alma mater
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGlp... "Everyone knows our legendary innovations. The printing press. The steam engine. And we are confident there will be a third."
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How Americans see EU Tech
YouTube video by Kai Lentit
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/09/2026
:(
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/09/2026
It sounds dangerous
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/09/2026
Until ASML, Europe had basically not invented anything in a century, other than defeating American emissions testing.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/09/2026
Nutty: Found a niche-leading business who runs the entire thing on BESPOKE INTERNAL software including their entire e-commerce site and 22k sqft warehouse, for the last 20 YEARS. Looking into it, more soon. Great story.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/09/2026
Oh dear
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/09/2026
You're not gonna know their names but holy shit the people behind this are... big names
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/09/2026
idk the cardboard cum box thing is a more obscure legendary 4chan post and I already referenced the Rainbow Dash jar last week. Judgement call
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/09/2026
Holy shit
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/09/2026
First plane that rides you
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/09/2026
You got that "this guy definitely cums in pizza boxes" thing going on and you don't have to
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/09/2026
I've joined a "rich person nerd activity" Facebook group and I've already visited two different people's swanky houses and a catered event. I'm telling you, you gotta project success and associate and wear a Casio. People can detect your normgooner aura.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve gotten radicalized on this after living next door to dogs that wanted to kill my toddler (and were big enough that they could) and seeing my neighbor’s sweet dog eviscerated on our sidewalk by a “reactive” dog that got out.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/09/2026
I want you to remember this situation next time you read one of my posts a certain way
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/09/2026
edit: suffer
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/09/2026
Please note this did not mean executing the dogs
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/09/2026
What is the size of the border with the largest print?
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/09/2026
Is it a physical or digital painting
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/09/2026
Your: Corrupt and broken institutions that need to be completely rethought and exist only through inertia and a hand on the scale My: Storied and illustrious cultural anchor point besieged as usual by the powerful (a different kind of powerful than the other people mean)
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