Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fuck off, we're not calling it SI, you blithering old twat. 000
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I was feeling a bit sad, so I decided to cheer myself up with an exciting game of decanting soy sauce but not over the sink. I didn't spill a drop. Yay! Survivor bias. Boo! 000
Reposted by Dave RyanRichard Murphy @richardjmurphy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Is the political fixation with growth misplaced? I wrote this infographic. I used AI to create the final image. 913156
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I think the three decades between me finding out the meanings of 'muriate' and 'natrium' is why I'm banned from the chip shop. 000
Reposted by Dave RyanCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026For thousands of years, a solar eclipse has been a prophetic harbinger of a spectacular, epoch-making event. Just saying. #VoteBinface #Clacton 19972911571
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Melting ice has always made me feel a bit sad 000
Reposted by Dave RyanAnti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 24/07/2026How about politicians, Nigel? Do you think that MPs and party leaders who consort with and promote rapists and paedophiles should also be jailed ... meme via The Raging Left 601771719
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026"We won't be safe until we've killed all our enemies" is insane. Any questions? 010
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026If Mark Hamill didn't win the internet today, I'd like to know who did. 000
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026My politics is based on wanting what's best for everyone 000
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026If you don't fight the madness, you might end up having to fight the mad people 010
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026One of the best things about being a human is the ability to make multiple other species experience joy by giving them a bit of a belly rub 000
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Well done to the New York Knicks for winning every game except the one that Trump ruined. 000
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Bikes are pretty amazing. The most efficient way of converting energy into useful momentum, on a human scale. Also, it's a nice day and I've had a drink. 000
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Is the current US regime the first to ever engage in the inverse of sportswashing? They really do seem to be using the World Cup to make themselves look worse. 020
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026If I were Jake Gyllenhaal, I'm pretty sure I'd sometimes spell my own name wrong. 000
Reposted by Dave RyanDaniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026When the father of a murdered son makes a public statement saying "we do not want his death to be used to create further division, hatred or tension", then I believe it's incumbent on any news outlet reporting on Farage's comments to ensure people know he has chosen to disregard the family's wishes. 633401162
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I think evil billionaires might be quite a big problem. I hope James Bond is on our side. 000
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Vegan, gluten-free lasagne. Only one vegan, and one gluten avoider, but everyone was happy 140
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I want what's best for everyone. Everyone. Talking politics with people who think that's weird can be confusing 000
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026We're really lucky to have all this nitrogen, because too much of a good thing is alarmingly flammable 000
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026The reason cats lick their bum holes is that they're a bit itchy, and their raspy tongues are great for dealing with it 000
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Has anyone ever wondered what it would be like if Abe Simpson was a fascist sex-offender with way too much power? 010
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 22/02/2026If you like cats and quizzing, ask a cat who was the Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party until his death in 1976. Cats live a bit of oriental political history. 010
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I think the richest person ever also being an irrefutable, unequivocal bellend says a lot about capitalism. 010
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Mark Kermode's review of the Melania movie is worth a watch. 010
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Hands up everyone who's come nearer to being run over in a shop car park and managed to never murder anyone. 100
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I wonder why the vast majority of bots seem to be right wing. 000
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I'm not religious, but it feels like the Battle of Armageddon is getting started, and Team Evil has taken a big early lead. 000
Reposted by Dave RyanJames Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls 9454684214405
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Putting icing on the gravy. Literally, no. Metaphorically, yes 010
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 16/12/2025If you've just posted the most appalling ever obituary and you want to distract everyone, sue the BBC without really understanding what you're suing them for. 010
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Did the Proud Boys stand back and stand by until they got their ICE Agent 'jobs'? 010
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 20/11/2025@iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social have none of the astronauts pissed for three days? 010
Reposted by Dave RyanSarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025“A sustained campaign of anti-migrant rhetoric is fuelling a growing cesspool of racism, including against international and ethnic minority nursing staff, without whom our health and care system would simply cease to function.” How disgraceful. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...theguardian.comNHS staff who visit patients at home say St George’s flags can mean ‘no-go zones’Black and Asian staff left feeling ‘deliberately intimidated’, according to chief executive of one NHS trust 581077394
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Maybe this is the only universe, but maybe there's a universe just over there, where Kurt Cobain and Jimi Hendrix are still alive. It's good to try to imagine that universe 010
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 09/11/2025I've been opposed to the concept of punishment for quite a few decades now. I regret nothing. Whoever you are, I don't want to hurt you. 000
Reposted by Dave RyanAlex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Will the RW media remember the driver and conductor of the Huntingdon attack, and how many lives they saved, the next time train companies try to eliminate staff and they strike, citing passenger safety? 461789463
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 26/10/2025When I was younger, there were things that others found easy, but I found impossible. There were also things that I found easy and others found impossible. Like talking to girls and differential calculus. Nowadays it's still true, but the specific examples are different. 010
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Capitalism: 'Nice minuscule oasis of liveability in a vast lifeless nothing you've got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.' 010
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Taking his title isn't enough. It needs to be replaced by a recognisably similar word with a more appropriate meaning. Ponce. 000
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 18/10/2025The more I find out about the Nobel Peace Prize winner, the more uncomfortable I get 000
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Metaphor is the accelerator, logic is the brake, desire is the steering wheel 000
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Occam killed himself with a sharp edge. Move on. 000
Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Hardly anybody knows Gary Portnoy's name. Who says Americans don't do irony? 000
