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Dave Ryan

@sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social
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Left-leaning smart-arse vegan bus driver

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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Having been taught in Roman Catholic schools in the UK in the 1970s, I'm inclined to agree.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck off, we're not calling it SI, you blithering old twat.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's not big, and it's not clever. You're big, and you're not clever.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm confident that a 6'11" twelve year old was destined to become the world's tallest teenager.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was feeling a bit sad, so I decided to cheer myself up with an exciting game of decanting soy sauce but not over the sink. I didn't spill a drop. Yay! Survivor bias. Boo!
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Similar to the mindset that sees an intelligent alien (octopus) sharing our world and thinks eating them is a good idea.
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Richard Murphy @richardjmurphy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Is the political fixation with growth misplaced? I wrote this infographic. I used AI to create the final image.
An infographic on economic growth that questions why it is needed.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think the three decades between me finding out the meanings of 'muriate' and 'natrium' is why I'm banned from the chip shop.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don't think this one is true. ANPR would have you in no time.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
For thousands of years, a solar eclipse has been a prophetic harbinger of a spectacular, epoch-making event. Just saying. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Melting ice has always made me feel a bit sad
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
How about politicians, Nigel? Do you think that MPs and party leaders who consort with and promote rapists and paedophiles should also be jailed ... meme via The Raging Left
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yeah, that's shit
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"We won't be safe until we've killed all our enemies" is insane. Any questions?
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
If Mark Hamill didn't win the internet today, I'd like to know who did.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My politics is based on wanting what's best for everyone
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A little googling suggests that the smallest of them smashed the previous record for heaviest ever newborn puppy
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
They'd be decent weights for human neonates
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can't believe you didn't win
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If you don't fight the madness, you might end up having to fight the mad people
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
One of the best things about being a human is the ability to make multiple other species experience joy by giving them a bit of a belly rub
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Well done to the New York Knicks for winning every game except the one that Trump ruined.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Bikes are pretty amazing. The most efficient way of converting energy into useful momentum, on a human scale. Also, it's a nice day and I've had a drink.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
That won't help. They don't like science OR immigrants.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Well done, Canada. Show them how a proper host behaves.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Terrifying.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Is the current US regime the first to ever engage in the inverse of sportswashing? They really do seem to be using the World Cup to make themselves look worse.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
If I were Jake Gyllenhaal, I'm pretty sure I'd sometimes spell my own name wrong.
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
When the father of a murdered son makes a public statement saying "we do not want his death to be used to create further division, hatred or tension", then I believe it's incumbent on any news outlet reporting on Farage's comments to ensure people know he has chosen to disregard the family's wishes.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Entirely predictable from such an ethical vacuum.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I came here to say that.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I think evil billionaires might be quite a big problem. I hope James Bond is on our side.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Vegan, gluten-free lasagne. Only one vegan, and one gluten avoider, but everyone was happy
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I don't miss it at all
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I want what's best for everyone. Everyone. Talking politics with people who think that's weird can be confusing
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
What is this?
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Don't tell her how low the bar is. That might spoil it a bit.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I know very little about her, but I'm almost certain that if she got the job tomorrow, she'd be the best one of my lifetime.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
We're really lucky to have all this nitrogen, because too much of a good thing is alarmingly flammable
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The reason cats lick their bum holes is that they're a bit itchy, and their raspy tongues are great for dealing with it
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I wish I could be surprised
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It seems like an excessively 'left-brain' kind of approach. For me, part of the fun is what feels like intuition
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I've actually watched the video now. Interesting
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I know how meaningless that is. I might have only used it today.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I haven't failed since using 'groan' as my starting word.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Yeah, we knew that, but it's nice to hear the PM saying it.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I'm guessing that the phone numbers show up in about the first 50 digits, maybe?
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Nice to read this on the 81st day of the year. I'm so square.
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Has anyone ever wondered what it would be like if Abe Simpson was a fascist sex-offender with way too much power?
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Dave Ryan @sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Public trust in the billionaire-owned legacy media is at an all-time low, for some reason.
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