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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob

@sweetjesus2000.bsky.social
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Irreverent & Mediocre. Probably further left than you. Leftist atheist supporter of the gay trans communist agenda. The Holy Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social The Many Faces @portraitsofjesus.bsky.social The Backup @sweetjesus3000-bu.bsky.social

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 4h
THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED. But I bet it’ll be live streamed. And that’s why it’ll fall.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 4h
There’s a certain very well-liked woman, here & on twitter, who’s been saying some shit about me for some time She needs to stfu & be honest lest I reveal contents of our phone text messages that can prove she’s full of it She was my friend & I love her & idk why she’d lie. Hurts me terribly though
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 4h
There are no “good philosophers” and “bad philosophers.” If you’re making such distinctions, you’re missing the point of philosophical discussion and debate, and you should probably just move onto something more simplistic, more befitting of your stunted intellect. 
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 4h
Industrial Society & Its Future, by Ted Kacsynski www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/natio...
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washingtonpost.com: Unabomber Special Report
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 4h
Watching Unabomber, which led to look up “Industrial Society & Its Future,” Ted Kaczynski’s manifesto. Yes, the man was a violent lunatic, but even lunatics can make some good points, specifically re: dangers of tech advancements. It’s a long read at 35,000 words, but it’s interesting. Link below
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 6h
Finally!
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We’re finally unlocking the biggest mysteries of the clitoris | BBC Science Focus Magazine
From its anatomy to its purpose, there’s a lot we don't know about the female organ
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 6h
The best thing about Bluesky is how everybody ignores you. A place that has removed the “social” from social media for me is exactly what I was needed.
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Lonely Tumbleweed on a Desert Road
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 6h
I’m only going to say this once, so pay attention Ice cream…or frozen yogurt, iced milk, plant based treats, whatever your preference… is ESSENTIAL to positive mental health. That is all. Carry on. #MentalHealth #IceCream #EatIt #LickIt #Yummy
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Man Eats Huge Ice Cream Cornet
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 7h
If only I could be as cool as you….
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Freak
Silverchair · Freak Show · Song · 1997
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 8h
There’s a new season of Dinosaur! Great news! If you’re into Scottish sitcoms, which I didn’t know I was until I found this show.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 8h
I found a bunch of pictures of Sasha on an old Facebook account that I hadn’t looked at in years. So I’ll be sharing because she was the greatest, goofiest, most beautiful, most grumpily impatient, and surliest friend I’ve ever had. And those traits deserve recognition. ❤️🐶
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 8h
When social media was new, it was lauded as a way to get the truth out across the globe in seconds. Now it’s just become a way to spread misinformation Any real footage is quickly jumped on & labelled as fake by massive bot farms in very planned, coordinated efforts. It all changed so fast
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It'S Shit Its Peak
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
FUN FACT: Canada doesn’t have an oil reserve, but we do a massive maple syrup reserve. Yes, I know this sounds like a joke, but no - FACT
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah. I’d imagine the jazz hand addition isn’t very common. The caterpillar part, I’m sure, is old hat though, right?
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mine has the jazz hands AND wears a top hat. Also sports wide, happy eyes and big smile. He’s very personable.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you have a grandchild named Rio, you have to give him the nickname of “de Janeiro.” That’s just commit sense.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sasha enjoyed wearing my shirts
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Smh lol
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Funny. I was just commenting about that the other day, except I referenced Facebook bsky.app/profile/swee...
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Waste time with a masterpiece
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Cake By The Ocean
DNCE · DNCE · Song · 2016
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Much like it wouldn’t be noticed in these online “communities”
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pretty sure my own mother would prefer I was dead. Certainly wouldn’t notice if I was.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Would it change if the person said they were going to do it now and they just needed someone for just a minute? That they just needed to hear a voice?
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What would your response be if someone you knew was distressed & wanted to talk to you about their suicidal thoughts? Would your response be different if it was a stranger or someone you didn’t like?
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
People seem to be stigmatized for using weight loss meds, like Wegovny & Ozempic. But, putting aside whatever thoughts you may have about long term effects of the drugs, doesn’t how someone loses weight matter less than whether they are happy and healthy afterward? Stop judging
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There you go
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Law & Order Toronto is easily one of the best of the franchises. If you enjoy L&O’s and haven’t watched it, do.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I remember seeing Bad Brains for the first time in a club when I a teen. Some ass threw an elbow in the audience and then laughed. The singer saw this, jumped down into the pit & stomped on the guy who did it, while the rest of the band continued to play. I became a big fan immediately
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Bad Brains - Rise
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You’re absolutely right, but for suggesting,with the “now,” that the USA funding atrocities is something new.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m an addict though I’ve been clean for 15 years. It’s part of me so I share. I want people to know all of me. Some hear this, then that’s all they see.They forget interactions, the me as they’ve known me. People I love stop talking to me, spread vile rumours. Do you believe people can change?
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You might know him from Harry Potter, Broadchurch, After Life… I love David Bradley. I think he’s a brilliant actor.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#ICE training instructor
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#ICE recruit training videos :
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Honestly, is Stanley Tucci ever in anything bad?
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is pretty great show. Now had I never heard of it until now?
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And an image of trump, in front of the camera, to do his own take on “Let’s get ready to rumble” popped into my head 🤬
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ah, hey, yeah, yeah, ah, hey, yeah, ah Ah, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, ah, ah Ah, hey, yeah, yeah, ah, ah, yeah, ah Ah, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, ah, ah🎶🎵
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Bust A Move
Young MC · Stone Cold Rhymin' · Song · 1989
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Apparently, the ICE training course consists of a viewing of Lethal Weapon & instruction to be like Murtaugh & Riggs on the streets of America.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I like being here and I'm all hooked up wrong Hang on to me though I'm one of a million Please hang on to me🎵 🎶
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Stereo
The Watchmen · Silent Radar · Song · 1998
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Feeling all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dying 🎶🎵
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I Want You To Want Me - Soundtrack
Letters To Cleo · 10 Things I Hate About You · Song · 2011
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
LIFE COACHING: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
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THX•1138 @ithx1138.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(i am disgusted) yep; they're looking more like Russia every single day
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump will soon make an announcement on the evolution of Super Intelligence. He will dub the next generation tech “Super Duper Expertise,” or “SDE.” Trump is a prime #SDE specimen
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Auslan Bad Pinkie Finger Sign Language
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh look. The USA is holding public executions again smh #America #Murica #Execution #Ghouls #Regressing
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Light sensor photoreceptors Hi tech
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ironically, roosters don’t have cocks
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Did you know swallowtail butterflies see out of their vagina?
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I sang this song to Sasha a few times. A few months later, she died. I sang this song to Cindy just once. A few months later, she left me. The power of a song…
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You And Me
Penny & The Quarters · Penny & the Quarters EP · Song · 2011
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