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I’m Backup Jesus🇨🇦, Might Be Cool

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Back up account for @SweetJesus2000.bsky.social Some idiots will come for me eventually

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Just stay right there
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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
At 1000 followers, The Jesus Penis will be fully erect! I’m at 982! Won’t you arouse me more with a follow? I’m almost there!
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I’m Backup Jesus🇨🇦, Might Be Cool @sweetjesus3000-bu.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I love people who use sentience as an argument but don’t realize the implications of that argument
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
“Winning”
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
“Winning”
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
“Winning”
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
“Winning” (specifically for Elmo🤣)
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Heritage Foundation Under trump Pre-trump
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
“Winning”
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Nature imitates political life
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
So the US Mint is going to begin the printing of a $250 note bill, featuring none other than Donald Trump as its face. I’ve taken the liberty of creating some mock-ups, featuring a selection of trump images. Let’s vote on them & then we can forward the winner for consideration. A,B,C, or D Repost!
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
White women who voted for Trump must be nymphomaniacs because they obviously really want to get fucked endlessly. www.yahoo.com/news/whos-fa...
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Experts Reveal Who Benefits Most From DEI. Hint: White Women...But There's So Much More
Since being sworn in as President for a second time last month, Trump’s term has been mired in controversy by his continued attacks on diversity, equity and inclusion—or in other words Black people.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Oh you’re a trump voter? So you like to be disappointed after you’ve been fucked? Then I’m the man for you
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Divided by 365 days, that’s $7 per day. And that’s just the tariff cost. There will be much more loss beyond that. So $10 hooker was generous.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
In personal ads now, “I voted for trump” will be code for “I’m a masichist who wants to be beaten and used then thrown away like trash”
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Trump voters want to be gangbanged by the world.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
As Canada begins to explore diversifying its trade more so that it is less dependent on the USA, America may soon become Canada’s bottom in more ways than just geographically
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
If trade relations are sex, America may soon be an incel.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Trump’s body count
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Vote for trump and bring your rape fantasies to life!
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
America is now trump’s ten dollar hooker
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Trump is going to piss away America’s future like hookers in his hotel room piss on his body.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I can’t have sex with trump voters because I’m not into skat play and they obviously like to be shit on.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
lol I like this one 🤣
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Her: pretend you’re trump Me: I can’t. I have a penis.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Under trump, America is destined to be the world’s ex-girlfriend.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Trump voters may soon have blue balls, a political condition that tells them voting red was the wrong way to go.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I’ll empty my balls into you like trump is going to empty the federal reserve.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Rather than voting for Trump, you should have just started working the corner. Either way, you would be getting fucked repeatedly.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Voting for trump tells me that you like getting nothing in return. In other words, you like getting dick. You should’ve voted for me. I could’ve given you that.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Let’s role play. I’m trump and you’re a trump voter. Now bend over.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Get ready for your prolapse.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I’ll fuck you harder than the trump administration is fucking America.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I’m going to take your body like Elon Musk is taking the personal information of American taxpayers.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
What other comparisons can I post to ruin sex?
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Trump voters leaving polling stations = Walk of shame
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Oh! You voted for trump? So you like taking it up the ass?
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Take me home and I’ll go down like a plane during the Trump administration.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I want to fuck you even more than trump wants to fuck his daughter.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Take me home and I’ll use your body like trump is using his political office for personal gain.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Take me home and I’ll go down faster than trump’s polling numbers
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
People who voted for Trump must be sex deprived. They’re not getting fucked in real life so they decided to have trump fuck them instead.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
You make me harder than it’s going to be living in America under trump’s economy
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I can give you exactly what trump is giving the American public. Dick.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Let me fill you with my cum like trump is going to fill you with disappointment
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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