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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 13h

Search “sex” in your photo album

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 13h

Search “sex” in your photo album

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 13h

Mine’s more than 1 and less than I have no idea

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 13h

Maybe I could be a vagina for Halloween. Can I try yours on to get a feel for it?

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 13h

For Halloween I’m going to be a communion wafer

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 13h

For Halloween I’m going to be a chili dog. Will you be John Mellencamp?

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 13h

For Halloween I’m going to lose my halo and wear devil horns. Though a horny dick may not be much of a costume.

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 13h

For Halloween I’m going to be completely unattracted to you

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 13h

For Halloween I’m going to be limp

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 13h

These are the people who block me

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 13h

I promise you this is not what I mean when I say that

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Millie R Lissow @millierileylissow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ok I do have to laugh at this; it's perfect in getting his orange face tone perfectly, but it messed up the rest with the coloration and made it no longer a "COIN" 100% AI DRAWN / not my work Was curious how chatgpt would alter my design when I prompted it to colorize ☆ For Entertainment Only ☆

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𝕄𝕤. 𝔽𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕤 𖹭🌹𖤐🪭🔞 @ms-flowers.bsky.social · 21h

I've been debating whether or not to post this next video, and ultimately decided on Yes. I noticed a pretty prominent facial tic during editing, and became very self conscious... But, yall need to know, that's part of Me. I have rare disorders, and I can't always avoid it. So fuck it. Let's roll.

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Search “drinks” in your camera roll

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peachiiKim @peachiikimaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

I got a prize

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

If you see this Post any photo in your gallery with no explanation.

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

I know you’ll take that one way, but it’s meant the other way. Whatever. Idc.

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Imagine a car getting all bent out of shape because of something a penis said. Bluesky is a crazy place.

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

What kind of sicko wants to see dogs humping a pole?

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 25/02/2024

Do we want anal associated with Nazis though? I’m of two minds here. “God I wanna fuck your ass…… Oh dammit! Now I’ve got Nazis in my mind! DAMN YOU BUB!”

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

When i first saw the giant Paris butt plug, I thought of @felisceleste.bsky.social ’s butt. Obviously. For a long time.

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Bob Marley had three little birds sending out messages of hope and joy. I got one mean raven.

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

997! Almost there! Thank you every bot-y!

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

At 1000 followers, The Jesus Penis will be fully erect! I’m at 982! Won’t you arouse me more with a follow? I’m almost there!

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Having sex: *makes chainsaw noises*

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

At 1000 followers, The Jesus Penis will be fully erect! I’m at 982! Won’t you arouse me more with a follow? I’m almost there!

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Coming soon to the theatre near you!

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~Kitty👻Kat~On the turning away~Pink Floyd~📚🌸🪴🌸📚 We, The People… @katarinakriz.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Oh lord,,,so to speak peeps UF me when I repost jesus 😹🙀🙀😾

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peachiiKim @peachiikimaf.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

By now if people don't know I post online like a meth addicted monkey then they didn't vet my account very well.🤣🤣🤣

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

That’s probably enough embarrassing @peachiikimaf.bsky.social for one day Except for throwing up these other classic Peachii tweets

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

She thinks very highly of herself. She’s may or may not be wrong though.

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I would never cram my religion down your throat. Unless you want me to.

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I have a lot of followers with “Bukkake” in their name

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peachiiKim @peachiikimaf.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

I haven't seen that one lol All my Jesus memes are so respectful it's hard to choose lol

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peachiiKim @peachiikimaf.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Well, could Jesus come lay hands on me? I need some healin. I'll let him be a man.

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The Jesus Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Aspiring to “best friend” status

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

I’ve been compiling a list of reasons the bigot class of Canadians think immigrant (or generally, brown people) should be deported. Please let me know if I’ve missed any. There’s plenty of room to add more. And I’m ready to start a new page as well Thanks for your help! #Deportation #Conservatives

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