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All time does is pass and all I do is remember

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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 19h
Anyone else have terrible trouble with sawflies this year? I’ve never seen so many in my life.
A small elderberry sapling beneath a forsythia
The bare remaining trunk of an elderberry sapling that has been eaten bareA rose branch with all the leaves chewed offA rose bud that was damaged by insects
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20h
Six months ago:
theonion.com
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Apparently Bluesky wants my discover feed to be full of politics. I keep up with what’s going on. I need Bluesky to be a more beautiful place for me. So here’s to #nativeplants
Willow leaf sunflowers in bloom in front of a fence with a tree
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This was really hard to watch. It literally made me nauseous that there are people out there with beliefs this vile, especially people who claim to follow a middle eastern Jew who, if he was born today, they’d love to slaughter.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar theonion.com/pat-mcafee-n...
Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Does he realize he’s promising $5k to all the people who voted to send his party into oblivion…? I genuinely don’t think so. (Not that it will ever in a million years happen)
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She is NOT gonna let him keep their third and fourth houses in the divorce
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s bullshit how “they were drunk” is a defense for a man but an indictment for a woman.
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s no difference between taking something seriously and being stone faced, and taking something seriously and being joyful about it. Tolle chooses joy.
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Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I talked to the librarian at a tiny upstate NY library where the flyer for drop-in event where she'll help you remove the AI features of your phone has gone viral www.businessinsider.com/library-bye-...
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every bit of this 👇
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had a job as a half-time teaching aide for $7.25/hr. The other half, I taught music and loved it. The aide gig was whatever. Now I’m a part time clerk w/USPS and I make $18/hr and I don’t love it but there is so much more I tolerate with a smile. Minimum wage, minimum effort, tbh.
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would just like to say that, as an employee of the United States Postal Service, I am forbidden from working for FedEx in my off hours. No moonlighting for a postal clerk that works 6 hours a week!!
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
KAEPERNICK: The part that I hope people take away in this moment is what Robert Kraft and what they’re saying by denying Macklemore is they are openly colluding. They also want people to know that if you take an action that they don’t agree with, they will come for you.
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You know it’s bad in the US when the country above you kinda wants to join another continent
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m using the Google app and a while ago, my recent searches stopped showing up when I tapped on the search bar. It’s all suggestions. Then every time I typed something in, it was all suggestions and wouldn’t autofill something I’d just searched. NOW. NOW?!
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jake Paul has announced on a podcast that he intends to 1. Go to Stanford 2. Walk on to their football team 3. Get drafted 4. Play for the NFL as a slot receiver So your imposter syndrome can, absolutely and without question, fuck right off
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Only reason the guy is alive is because he’s white.
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Anyone else think it’s low-brow to use nicknames for Trump and his cronies? Like. Come on. That’s Trump’s own tactic.
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Also, bud, if you think physical violence can prevent psychosis (as opposed to the truth, which is that it exacerbates and triggers it)… maybe you’re the one who’s psychotic.
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He doesn’t have a frog in his mouth though
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m surprised so many people didn’t know that hurricane names aren’t just picked in the moment?
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
And in the United States, measles is on the rise because parents would rather their kids die than get autism (which they can’t even get from a vaccine)
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If minimum wage jobs are for high schoolers, then who’s making your Big Mac for lunch? The nearest college to me is a 50 minute drive so don’t say college kids.
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The cops showed up during my brother’s peewee football championship game when he was like six because dads started throwing fists. These were two mediocre small town teams. And if the adult players are already getting death threats…
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Absolutely fucking insane. Women can’t play sports because it affects their fertility, but men can play football and bash their brains to death?! They’re not even trying anymore.
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s been a while since the Sox were in Pgh and not in April, so we scooped up tix. Before the game, my mom asked who was pitching. “Jake Bennet.” “Is he good?” “…we’ll see.” We saw.
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have checked the weather for Friday and Saturday in Pittsburgh three times today, and every time was quite different. Can we get our shit together?!
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My favorite band from high school is doing a 20th anniversary reunion show and I just bought a ticket. Just the one. I don’t like to do things alone, but if I have to do this one by myself, I will. I’m doing it for 18 year old me. She’d lose her shit over this opportunity.
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Did Seigler just say “BIG BRAIN BIG BOY”
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I can’t wait until tomorrow when I can sit down and read exactly what the fuck happened here in the Red Sox blue jays game.
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Chappy you’re KILLING ME
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Did the Red Sox just stop making shirseys?? Why is there not a licensed Contreras, Aubreu, or Rafaela shirsey available?
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Honestly, everyone on the up can stay there until October. There’s no reason to fuck up the balance and the vibe of what we’ve got now. Are we incredible? No. But it’s been a hell of a comeback.
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
7:05 has no business being so fucking good AND on the first album of a boy band made of young children. That breakdown, man. Go off lil baby Nick Jonas
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Love NYT deadnaming Twitter in connections today
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I wish there was a way for me to tell Amazon like “please don’t deliver today bc the weather is shit and no one should have to be in it; I can wait until tomorrow”
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
LMAO YALL THEY DROPPED A PIC WITH A NEWSPAPER IN IT
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Turns out, you can still be a congressman if you’re brain dead. We already knew you could be president.
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Like… how long can we go on with Shroediner’s Mitch McConnell? How has it lasted this long? Is it too much to ask for a photograph with the day’s newspaper?
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m not about gatekeeping, but I think Cedanne Rafaela should be banned from challenging a pitch (unless it’s grossly obvious) before the 8th inning and from using the last challenge.
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I 100% thought this was going to be an article about Harper making a video for the fan to encourage him to seek help for his addiction. It’s the opposite. Not surprising that it’s Bryce Harper, either.
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dana @sweetdana.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@shanemadej.bsky.social in disguise
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