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Sweaty Cyborg

@sweatycyborg.bsky.social
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Your local librarian and infrequent podcaster (Screaming at Clouds and Empathy at the Apocalypse).

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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 9h
Fans of upsetting adverbs, your day is here. Your time is now.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 10h
Ultimate side-eye.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 20h
Arachnophobia (1990, dir Frank Marshall)
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Mary Versus the Movies @maryvsmovies.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Reggie is getting ahead youtube.com/shorts/bwQx3...
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October 11, 2026
YouTube video by Mary Versus the Movies
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Delete the last word and now we’re talking.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Happy World Mental Health Day dummy.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AI art it hell for people with trypophobia.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Forget it Mary, it’s Threadstown.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is this good, bad, or just weird?
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s like listening to a See and Say toy.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I read Fahrenheit 451 for the first time recently and all of it felt too real.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@blainecapatch.bsky.social Oh wow! For months I was trying to figure out who was playing Carmine St. Pierre because he always makes me laugh harder than anything else these days. Then I watch the new Netflix Special and sure enough, I still can’t figure it out.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
People should complain more on this site.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When I explain to people how I win
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Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems: This is how I win.
Alt: Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems: This is how I win.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Urkle playing the accordion while wearing something German. The dad from the show looks on with an indecipherable stare.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gotta go with Eyes Without a Face.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My first Percival Everett was Dr No. , a book that wasn’t my jam, but I’m now reading The Trees (yes because of Anthony Jeselnik) and holy shit what an amazing book.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maybe my favorite John Goodman performance!
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s cool! These are my wife’s, and I don’t have think she would sell them, but it would be fun to see if they have any value.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One of the cool things we inherited from Jesse’s grandmother are these vintage Halloween decorations from the 1950’s. The difference between the originals and the reproductions being the indented paper.
Two vintage Halloween decorations. One is a riding a broom in front of a crescent moon, the other is a black cat howling at a jack o lantern on a wooden pole.Two more decorations. One a smiling Jack o lateen with round teeth. The other is a black cat head wearing a top hat, monocle, and polka dot bow tie.
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/09/2025
malcolm gladwell has been a dipshit for 10,000 hours
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Finish every day and be done with it.” Ralph Waldo Emerson writes to his daughter in 1854.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Was going to use my three-hole punch but they’re on their lunch break.
A can of Diet Coke, a three hole punch, and a phone playing a video sit on a bench.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
FourLoco will fuck you uuuuuup.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Joe Cappa cartoons are real and walk among us.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Boooo
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here’s a fact about dogs they don’t care for you to know; secret thumbs.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reading is too complicated.
Excerpt from an article that reads:
Touch your baby when sharing books.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
woof
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bringing my CPap machine to the movies.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Calling my phone a pocket computer until my kids commit patricide.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Picturing this fella eating soup.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Richard has the worst avatar I have ever seen.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Drawing of Caillou, a whiney bald child with a perfectly round head. He is crying. A word balloon indicates he is saying the quoted skeet.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s troubling that Charlie Brown cut that many holes in his bedsheet.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The kid didn’t want to go to school today because we haven’t seen Digger and he’s afraid all his friends will spoil it.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“We like hermit crabs now for some reason” -hippie store
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nine years ago on this very day, my youngest kid had to make up an animal rhyme for kindergarten and he wrote “Monkeys sit on chunkies.”
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In my township’s all-mint-themed restaurant, they present the check with a single pizza-flavored Combo.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Huh? … Wha? Oh! Oh shit! Shit shit shit! Shitfuckshitshitshitshitshitsfuckshitshitfuck!! Hmmm.. … … SHIT Ah! … … …. Crunchmunchcrunch Needs butter - whoever discovered popcorn
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The owners of the house at the time let the filmmakers use the house as it was run down and about to be demolished. But the film crew made so many repairs and restoration that it was left standing and soon became a historic landmark.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A fun bit of trivia Uncle Morty forgot to mention. The mansion this was filmed in was the Peter Augustus Jay House, home of the first Supreme Court Justice and authors of the Federalist Papers John Jay.
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Mary Versus the Movies @maryvsmovies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mary was sick this week, so she tapped friend of the show @sweatycyborg.bsky.social to ask his Uncle Morty to step in and kick off Spooky Month with the aptly-named Spookies, a schlocky horror movie about squatters battling a warlock. Episode 251 - Spookies sites.libsyn.com/398906/episo...
poster for SPOOKIES with a screaming headA creepy old man and his minionUncle Morty, an old man giving a thumbs up
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ I just burped all that.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Vabbits Vabbits Vabbits” — Dracula waking up October 1st
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s a scented candle that smells like the first time you turn on the furnace in the fall.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good move breaking from the Wart Weasels at such a young age. Those guys are Trouble.
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s not even October and I’m worried about the grinch.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m in the same space mentally as my grandfather when we tried to explain a VCR to him.
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