Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 9hFans of upsetting adverbs, your day is here. Your time is now. 1292
Reposted by Sweaty CyborgMary Versus the Movies @maryvsmovies.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Reggie is getting ahead youtube.com/shorts/bwQx3...youtube.comOctober 11, 2026YouTube video by Mary Versus the Movies 054
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I read Fahrenheit 451 for the first time recently and all of it felt too real. 010
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026@blainecapatch.bsky.social Oh wow! For months I was trying to figure out who was playing Carmine St. Pierre because he always makes me laugh harder than anything else these days. Then I watch the new Netflix Special and sure enough, I still can’t figure it out. 120
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026When I explain to people how I winstatic.klipy.comAdam Sandler in Uncut Gems: This is how I win.Alt: Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems: This is how I win. 040
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My first Percival Everett was Dr No. , a book that wasn’t my jam, but I’m now reading The Trees (yes because of Anthony Jeselnik) and holy shit what an amazing book. 010
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026That’s cool! These are my wife’s, and I don’t have think she would sell them, but it would be fun to see if they have any value. 100
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026One of the cool things we inherited from Jesse’s grandmother are these vintage Halloween decorations from the 1950’s. The difference between the originals and the reproductions being the indented paper. 140
Reposted by Sweaty Cyborgceej @ceej.online · 04/09/2025malcolm gladwell has been a dipshit for 10,000 hours 382945337
Reposted by Sweaty CyborgMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Finish every day and be done with it.” Ralph Waldo Emerson writes to his daughter in 1854. 743210894
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Was going to use my three-hole punch but they’re on their lunch break. 040
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Joe Cappa cartoons are real and walk among us. 010
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Here’s a fact about dogs they don’t care for you to know; secret thumbs. 010
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Calling my phone a pocket computer until my kids commit patricide. 020
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Richard has the worst avatar I have ever seen. 020
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s troubling that Charlie Brown cut that many holes in his bedsheet. 020
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The kid didn’t want to go to school today because we haven’t seen Digger and he’s afraid all his friends will spoil it. 040
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“We like hermit crabs now for some reason” -hippie store 020
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nine years ago on this very day, my youngest kid had to make up an animal rhyme for kindergarten and he wrote “Monkeys sit on chunkies.” 020
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In my township’s all-mint-themed restaurant, they present the check with a single pizza-flavored Combo. 021
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Huh? … Wha? Oh! Oh shit! Shit shit shit! Shitfuckshitshitshitshitshitsfuckshitshitfuck!! Hmmm.. … … SHIT Ah! … … …. Crunchmunchcrunch Needs butter - whoever discovered popcorn 020
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The owners of the house at the time let the filmmakers use the house as it was run down and about to be demolished. But the film crew made so many repairs and restoration that it was left standing and soon became a historic landmark. 110
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A fun bit of trivia Uncle Morty forgot to mention. The mansion this was filmed in was the Peter Augustus Jay House, home of the first Supreme Court Justice and authors of the Federalist Papers John Jay. 121
Reposted by Sweaty CyborgMary Versus the Movies @maryvsmovies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Mary was sick this week, so she tapped friend of the show @sweatycyborg.bsky.social to ask his Uncle Morty to step in and kick off Spooky Month with the aptly-named Spookies, a schlocky horror movie about squatters battling a warlock. Episode 251 - Spookies sites.libsyn.com/398906/episo... 371
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ I just burped all that. 010
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Vabbits Vabbits Vabbits” — Dracula waking up October 1st 021
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s a scented candle that smells like the first time you turn on the furnace in the fall. 071
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Good move breaking from the Wart Weasels at such a young age. Those guys are Trouble. 020
Reposted by Sweaty CyborgPam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI 952512665
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s not even October and I’m worried about the grinch. 000
Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m in the same space mentally as my grandfather when we tried to explain a VCR to him. 040