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@swanx2003.bsky.social
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Nufc , tech, jokes. I’ll write something better here when I get a chance. 👍🏻

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Good Law Project @goodlawproject.org · 10/10/2026
Former Labour MP Tom Watson is calling people power against Palantir "mob rule" while defending its NHS deal, despite the tech giant's reliance on lobbying, and lavish perks...
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
From the new Private Eye
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My brain hurts.....
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Douglas Ogg @dougogg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I hate to sound like a Luddite, but I agree with this.
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swanx2003.bsky.social @swanx2003.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Get in #nufc
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swanx2003.bsky.social @swanx2003.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Stuck in Rome for another night. Flight cancelled today and rebooked for tomorrow. May just get back in time for the #NUFC game tomorrow 🤞🏻
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swanx2003.bsky.social @swanx2003.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Well that songs out the window now ☹️😂 #nufc
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
People can "just adapt" to a changing climate, a thousand rightwing voices keep telling us. Either they lack imagination or they don't care. Try "adapting" to this. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
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Nepal flash flood: more than 1,500 missing, mostly tourists, after disaster kills at least 165 at Tibet border
Entire populated areas swept away after glacial collapse causes catastrophic flood in mountainous region popular with trekkers and pilgrims
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swanx2003.bsky.social @swanx2003.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Anywhere in Rome I can watch the match tomorrow night? #nufc
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swanx2003.bsky.social @swanx2003.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Nearly £10 for a pint at NCL airport.
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Wor Flags @worflags.org.uk · 23/08/2026
Yesterday we were delighted to be joined by Newcastle United Under 18s straight after their 3-2 win over Stoke City. It was great to have the opportunity to share a bit about what we do with our next generation of players.
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 12/08/2026
Your Mags at Murrayfield! ✊
NUFC v Everton: Honríček, Hall, Botman, Joelinton, Bamba, Wissa, Osula, Thiaw, Touré, Elanga, Shahar
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Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sam Altman
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cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night:
connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests.
every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
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What if you just talked to your children
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It is two years today since this dimwit gave us the most hilarious demonstration of karma in history.
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Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The World Cup without UEFA means no Mbappe, no Bellingham, no Haaland, no Olise, no Yamal It means no England, France, Spain, Germany, Belgium It means no Zidane, Tuchel, Klopp The World Cup this year without Europe would have just been Argentina & Egypt in the final 8 UEFA must hold firm
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Absolutely devastating news that Kevin Keegan has passed away. Simply the greatest person involved with #NUFC in my lifetime. God bless the Keegan family and thank you for sharing him with us. We loved him.
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 19/07/2026
Fine
A very bad drawing of, apparently, Madonna, Ronaldinho and Ronaldo in a Mad Max-esque dune buggy FOR SOME REASON
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The Seldom Seen Kid @seldom-seen-kid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Officials denied entry Players searched at the airport Hydration (ad) breaks Overturning red cards 30 minute half time break Fuck FIFA. Fuck the USA.
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Ally Niemi (aye, me) @allyniemi1874.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I can’t wait for the half time show in the World Cup final. Said no actual football fan ever. Ridiculous shite and there’s no place for it in football.
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Daniel Storey @danielstorey85.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The World Cup half-time show changes the fabric of the match for pure guff. This is the crime those in power continue to commit: football is not a vehicle for other entertainment. Grow up or piss off. inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
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The World Cup final's half-time show is an abomination
The terrible music isn't even the most infuriating part
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Daily Herald #FBPE #NAFO 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇱 @dailyherald.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Reform UK’s Councillor Gavin Maw (also branch chair) in Newcastle upon Tyne continues to put out content like this. It’s time for Newcastle County Castle to enforce their code of conduct.
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Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
'Patriot News' reporter Chris Atkins (scatatkins.bsky.social) was just kicked out of Liz Truss' CPAC conference for asking the wrong questions. So much for free speech.
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swanx2003.bsky.social @swanx2003.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
FIFA have completely missed the point here. Billions watch the World Cup for the football, not this 25minutes half-time bullshit entertainment show. It’s not the Super Bowl FFS #nufc #eng
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Chouette Salut: Hibou qui cligne de l'œil
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The absolute bastardisation of our sport This, the red card rescinded, the mandatory 3 min hydration breaks regardless of environmental conditions Just fuck them off. The worrying thing is the precedent it sets.
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GreenSwizzleWooOOOOooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Timothée Mallette
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My favorite part of the McGregor fight was when Holloway gestured multiple times to the ref like "I'm basically punching a guy on the ground who can't defend himself" and the ref was like "yes, continue".
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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I had no idea what this movie was about. Totally unexpected sci-fi. Did not expect to boo-hoo my way through the 2nd half. Loved it. 🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠
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David @zero-4.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Performative patriotism He’ll wear the shirt but dodge the tax #bbclaurak
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yeah, just imagine a politician failing to do what voters pay them to do in Westminster
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SourBoySam @sourboysam.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
BlueSky waking up this morning:
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Nicholas Cage's Fabulous Smile
ALT: Nicholas Cage's Fabulous Smile
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Standing up against the establishment on behalf of *checks notes* "a very successful aristocratic family".
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Absolutely, definitely, not “the Establishment”…
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 09/07/2026
Doesn't matter who it is, it's a bullshit idea and yet another way Infantino is damaging the game. Four quarters and half-time show – all perfectly good for NFL and the Superbowl but the World Cup does not need it.
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Hallow’s Books, Movies, and TV @hallowshaunt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Any fans of the 1979 comedy film, The Life of Brian?
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swanx2003.bsky.social @swanx2003.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Fuck the timing of the the next England match.
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Soprano: Get The Fuck Outta Here
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
😶🔨 #nufc Agent: "hey fab you heard any rumours what Liverpool might offer in wages?" Fab: "yeah 300k" Agent: "I heard a rumour my client might accept that" Fab: "I heard a rumour that terms were verbally agreed"
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swanx2003.bsky.social @swanx2003.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Can’t wait for the hydration break #england
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Theo Beastly @theopriestley.net · 25/06/2026
Cinemas are a ripoff
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
There is always a tweet. 🤣
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swanx2003.bsky.social @swanx2003.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
If Tonali wants to leave, let him. if he doesn’t, then he should tell his agent to go fuck himself. The silence by Tonali is deafening. #nufc
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It's vital to get the message across to prospective Reform voter - Reform UK policies would make struggling families even poorer ... meme via Heather Nicholls
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
“Would you trust a party that wants to repeal the Equality Act, strip back workers’ rights, legalise zero-hours exploitation and fire and rehire, with the creation of your replacement human rights framework?” thedailybritain.co.uk/peter-stefan...
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Peter Stefanovic: if the media explained Reform's policies, nobody would vote for them
Lawyer Peter Stefanovic breaks down Reform's Great Repeal Act: scrapping sick pay rights, legalising fire and rehire, repealing the Equality Act and leaving the ECHR.
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"Truth that Farage hates" via We Demand UK
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 30/05/2026
Absolutely shocking. No clue. No idea. No respect for workers rights - doesn't affect him so he doesn't seem to care...
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swanx2003.bsky.social @swanx2003.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Lost this good boy yesterday. Devastated. My best pal. Sweet dreams Chico. ❤️
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weloveallthat @weloveallthat.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Unsure which is more surprising, the fact that Finland had a pop magazine called STUMP or that the Fast Show's Jazz Club presenter (you know, the one who says "niiice!!") appears to have actually existed
The cover of a 1968 edition of Finnish magazine STUMP featuring a dead ringer for John Thomson's Jazz Club character, smoking a cigarette.

Nice.
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
And requiring 5 times the power and water supplied to surrounding counties.
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 17/05/2026
Immigration make Britain brilliant
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Wes Streeting would be the final nail in Labour's coffin. More neoliberalism, more privatisation, more austerity, more grovelling to economic power, when we desperately want change.
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