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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 13h
i found thing gingko trees... they're growing on a median on a really busy road
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it is distressing to see children on ebikes
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the lot of the expensive studio apartments in my neighborhood is covered in overflowing trash and dog shit
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my mom talks so loud on phones that i have to completely lower the volume when she calls. which has made me miss a not insignificant amount of alarms in my lifetime
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Michael Feinberg @michael-feinberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Your gentle reminder that the selection at @bookshop.org is just as good as at Amazon, and that using them doesn’t enrich someone who’s never missed an opportunity to fall on his knees and kiss an authoritarian’s jackboots. Seriously, what’s the point of “fuck you” money if you’re this servile?
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/10/2026
[Photograph of a white t-shirt with a blue printed graphic. At the top, text reads "I SUPPORT THE IRS" next to a stylized eagle and scales logo. In the center are the cartoon characters Beavis and Butt-Head in front of a dotted starburst background; Beavis wears a shirt reading "PALESTINE" and Butt-Head wears a shirt reading "IRAN". Text at the bottom reads "ISRAEL'S RIGHT TO SUCK MY BALLS".]
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Julian @friendgolem.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
smiting, gloopy shapes, a comic:"what are you doing" "I'm using the power of my mind to make you fall in love with me" "I'm already in love with you" "it's working"
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the bike frame has already arrived at the shop 😈
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i think everyone needs to drive 10-15mph slower. at all times
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the giant tv has been taken away by some juggalos
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i ordered my bike frame today 😎
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 05/10/2026
“I collected bones from charnel houses; and disturbed, with profane fingers, the tremendous secrets of the human frame. In a solitary chamber, or rather cell, at the top of the house, and separated from all the other apartments by a gallery and staircase, I kept my workshop of filthy creation." 🧪🫀⚗️
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Yuyu1971 @yuyu197100.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Horryfying ass baby 😱 #addamsfamily #wednesday
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
seeing a bunch of worm or snail slime trails glistening in the morning sun. life is so beautiful
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
gouda grilled cheese with apple butter on everything seasoned sourdough
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 02/10/2026
Art by • Tyler Pennington
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 30/09/2026
bikes were invented by Big Butt to sell more Ass
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
going thru a huge pile of art and history books that are $1 each i'm buzzin
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
thinking aboout buying another one of my lifetimer autism jackets. in taupe this time
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 25/09/2026
Art by • Gage Lindsten
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
daikaiju's on a crazy touring schedule this year
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
got a letterpress set at the thrift store that smells like poison
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Mark Jarrell @markjarrellart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Head of Adrakh commission 2022
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Ren M @remmukh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maria Morevna and Koschei the Deathless.
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i still don't know where to find the trees but i'm looking forward to picking up ginkgo leaves when they start dropping
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Oxo good grips broadsword
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 20
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MachinePix @machinepix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Polo trainer at Epsom Polo Club.
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
squirrels are going nuts burying walnuts around the neighborhood
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
someone quickly took away the oversized dresser i had AND they let me keep the mirror 😈
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EbolaGranola @ebolagranola.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
was watching a vhs recording of star wars episode 1 in a vc and since it was fox in 2004 it had an ad for a terrible reality show that's basically the bachelorette except there were gay men among us impostors. it had a fucking gaydar clip and we all burst out laughing it was just so insane
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
gotta keep telling myself every little bit of progress adds up 😭
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my boyfriend sells glass miniatures he mounts into little scenes and we've been fighting since i made a "duck duck grey duck" one
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vampire häxan @sorenhaxan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
weed
WEED - DON'T SMOKE IT IF IT DOESN'T AGREE WITH YOU
the bg is stonehenge. there's a cherub and a devil i drew (they look like shit) near the word WEED
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
went to a secondhand store and my eye was caught by something I had donated myself a couple weeks ago lol
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hopefully someday soon I will stop taking it upon myself to move heavy furniture alone
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Mike @2adult2person.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Twitter user dawnedEUW quote tweeting a "picture" of a white dragon laying on the ground: i can't help but notice that i am seeing a lot more dragon sighting videos since the advent of generative AI.

Could it be that AI's adverse effects on the environment are leading to a change in their behavior, e.g. lack of water sources that causes them to move closer to cities?
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
they wrapped my sister's baby in a sneed
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i cannot get fitness for 10 to stop stealing my money !!!!!!!
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bonhomme @swampsurprise.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
when decluttering my house ends i will have to work on closing tabs in my phone
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Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
A rat wall in the 48th ward
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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